HWNSNBM Facts

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 24 May 2011, 19:57

HWNSNBM forced me to post the 1000th post about HWNSNBM

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 24 May 2011, 20:17

HWNSNBM Wouldnt correct your comment

You have the 1000th reply.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 24 May 2011, 20:31

Gentlemen, I don't find it easy to talk at a time like this, but I got to say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage...dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, HWNSNBM's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon!

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 25 May 2011, 00:57

HWNSNBM was the stunt driver for A-team, Knight Rider, Starky & Hutch and all the other iconic 70's & 80's TV shows with a cool car.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 May 2011, 15:12

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM was the stunt driver for A-team, Knight Rider, Starky & Hutch and all the other iconic 70's & 80's TV shows with a cool car.

And he was playing Crockett and Tubbs in Miami Vice at the same time while sleeping. All the episodes generated in his dreams (they have cool cars too).

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 25 May 2011, 16:55

Phoenix wrote:
ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM was the stunt driver for A-team, Knight Rider, Starky & Hutch and all the other iconic 70's & 80's TV shows with a cool car.

And he was playing Crockett and Tubbs in Miami Vice at the same time while sleeping. All the episodes generated in his dreams (they have cool cars too).

In fact the idea of Knight Rider (a man talking & generally being mates with his car) was based on HWNSNBM & his relationship with his 2004 Minardi.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 26 May 2011, 00:38

ibsey wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM was the stunt driver for A-team, Knight Rider, Starky & Hutch and all the other iconic 70's & 80's TV shows with a cool car.

And he was playing Crockett and Tubbs in Miami Vice at the same time while sleeping. All the episodes generated in his dreams (they have cool cars too).

In fact the idea of Knight Rider (a man talking & generally being mates with his car) was based on HWNSNBM & his relationship with his 2004 Minardi.

HWNSNBM carries some quite nasty burns from this experience. He enjoys the pain.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 May 2011, 14:43

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
HWNSNBM carries some quite nasty burns from this experience. He enjoys the pain as well as nazi orgies.

Fixed.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 26 May 2011, 15:35

It appears HWNSNBM is immune to godwins law.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 26 May 2011, 15:36

HWNSNBM would never sell out to be a Renault VIP, ya hear that Jackie, you three time world champion slag? NEVER SELL OUT.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 26 May 2011, 19:26

HWNSNBM is a sell-out, but we like sell-outs when he wants us to.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 27 May 2011, 06:49

HWNSNBM doesn't drink Red Bull to give him wings. Instead he goes to Wall Mart.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 27 May 2011, 16:41

Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is a sell-out, but we like sell-outs when he wants us to.

You mean like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 27 May 2011, 16:44

redbulljack14 wrote:
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is a sell-out, but we like sell-outs when he wants us to.

You mean like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc

Now you only need to give me something we Germans are allowed to see...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 27 May 2011, 20:33

Klon wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is a sell-out, but we like sell-outs when he wants us to.

You mean like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc

Now you only need to give me something we Germans are allowed to see...

HWNSNBM blames VEVO for that, tight bastards.

GroupLotusRenault · Post by **GroupLotusRenault** » 02 Jun 2011, 05:51

Some say he knows every fact about James May

Others say that when he got hit off the track at Monaco GP by Lewis Hamilton he said to the press "is it because im a F1 Reject?"

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 06 Jun 2011, 00:13

HWNSNBM Can listen to nyan cat infinately

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 06 Jun 2011, 21:24

Demons run when HWNSNBM goes to war.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 06 Jun 2011, 23:42

redbulljack14 wrote:
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is a sell-out, but we like sell-outs when he wants us to.

You mean like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEKbFMvkLIc

That is genuinely the strangest music video I have ever seen in my life.

Mister Fungus · Post by **Mister Fungus** » 07 Jun 2011, 14:50

HWNSNBM does his own pit stops.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 07 Jun 2011, 15:13

Mister Fungus wrote:HWNSNBM does his own pit stops instantly.

Fixed.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 Jun 2011, 15:40

ADx_Wales wrote:Demons run when HWNSNBM goes to war.

Demons run when HWNSNBM goes to war
Night will fall and drown the sun
When HWNSNBM goes to war

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When HWNSNBM goes to war

Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, but the child is lost

Plus, it was His idea to call the next episode of Doctor Who, "Let's Kill Hitler." Because He was able to and make it look like suicide.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 07 Jun 2011, 22:07

HWNSNBM wouldn't do anything for love, but he would do that. "That" happens to be what Deletraz was doing.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Jun 2011, 22:03

HWNSNBM succeeded despite those pesky meddling kids.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Jun 2011, 22:15

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

HWNSNBM is go!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Jun 2011, 22:34

HWNSNBM can happen in the next half hour.

Post by **tommykl** » 11 Jun 2011, 07:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upCSbxvVvr4&feature=related
HWNSNBM is also an acomplished football player (go to 0:31)!

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 11 Jun 2011, 12:40

tommykl wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upCSbxvVvr4&feature=related
HWNSNBM is also an acomplished football player (go to 0:31)!

And if Japanese motor racing commentators are over the top, then even they are restrained in comparison to Brazilian football commentators, which is what this video really needs.

A Brazilian football commentator wrote:"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWNSNBM do Hungria!"

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 13 Jun 2011, 01:09

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM wouldn't do anything for love, but he would do that. "That" happens to be what Deletraz was doing.

End the thread, we have a winner.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Jun 2011, 12:23

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM wouldn't do anything for love, but he would do that. "That" happens to be what Deletraz was doing.

End the thread, we have a winner.

Does "The Finger" to take the piss.

"That's what I'm talking about!"

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 14 Jun 2011, 20:01

This thread stops when HWNSNBM says so...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 14 Jun 2011, 23:54

HWNSNBM wrote:So...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 15 Jun 2011, 12:48

Anyone attempting to mimic HWNSNBM will be torn limb from limb, by papayas.

Post by **tommykl** » 15 Jun 2011, 17:15

HWNSNBM never runs out of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 15 Jun 2011, 17:32

redbulljack14 wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM wouldn't do anything for love, but he would do that. "That" happens to be what Deletraz was doing.

End the thread, we have a winner.

Does "The Finger" to take the piss.

"That's what I'm talking about!"

HWNSNBM can also USE his finger to take a piss.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 15 Jun 2011, 17:34

HWNSNBM was also once quoted after a race saying "Is it because I is Hungarian?"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Jun 2011, 22:33

HWNSNBM can stop a startwatch. In fact, he's one of two people in the galaxy owning a startwatch, the other being Murray Walker, but he needs HWNSNBM's help to stop it.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 17 Jun 2011, 20:53

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can stop a startwatch. In fact, he's one of two people in the galaxy owning a startwatch, the other being Murray Walker, but he needs HWNSNBM's help to stop it.

HWNSNBM can see an engine sounding rough.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 17 Jun 2011, 21:36

ADx_Wales wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can stop a startwatch. In fact, he's one of two people in the galaxy owning a startwatch, the other being Murray Walker, but he needs HWNSNBM's help to stop it.

HWNSNBM can see an engine sounding rough.

HWNSNBM can cut anything with a cricket stump.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 17 Jun 2011, 23:08

HWNSNBM can cut a knife using cheese.