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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 00:33
by shinji
HWNSNBM is the reason 'Friday' is no longer on YouTube.
Furthermore, he is the reason that the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix, in it's entirety, still is.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 20:15
by Phoenix
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is the reason 'Friday' is no longer on YouTube.
Furthermore, he is the reason that the 2003 Brazilian Grand Prix, in it's entirety, still is.
Not entirely yet...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 18 Jun 2011, 20:20
by Nessafox
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is the reason 'Friday' is no longer on YouTube.
I thought it was because she was black
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 05:56
by tommykl
HWNSNBM can secure a WDC before half-season.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 05:57
by TomWazzleshaw
tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM can secure a WDC before the season starts
Fixed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 08:17
by AdrianSutil
HWNSNBM spends everyday shuffling.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 15:38
by DanielPT
Wizzie wrote:tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM can secure a WDC and a WCC before the season starts
Fixed.
Double Fixed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 20:03
by WeirdKerr
HWNSNBM has more than 20,000 posts in this part of the forum.....
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 20:44
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM by day...but by NIGHT!!! HWNSNBM!!!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 00:30
by AdrianSutil
HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 08:47
by FullMetalJack
AdrianSutil wrote:HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.
That fact was actually one of the first on this thread.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 11:14
by AdrianSutil
redbulljack14 wrote:AdrianSutil wrote:HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.
That fact was actually one of the first on this thread.
I do apologize.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 11:33
by FullMetalJack
AdrianSutil wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:AdrianSutil wrote:HWNSNBM counted to infinity... Twice.
That fact was actually one of the first on this thread.
I do apologize.
HWNSNBM says it's fine.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 12:15
by Klon
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM says it's fine.
No, he doesn't. HWNSNBM will smite him with Papayas with the force of one thousand hateful suns of blinding fury
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 12:26
by DanielPT
Klon wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM says it's fine.
No, he doesn't. HWNSNBM will smite him with Papayas with the force of one thousand hateful suns of blinding fury
I think both of you are perilously close for this to happen:
ADx_Wales wrote:Anyone attempting to mimic HWNSNBM will be torn limb from limb, by papayas.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 17:49
by ADx_Wales
If you fear HWNSNBM its only because you did soemthing to offend him, which was your fault.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 00:26
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM auctions parts from the F1s he raced while on Earth to finance HRT.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 06:07
by tommykl
HWNSNBM won the Tour De France with two flat tyres, no handlebar and no chain.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 09:50
by Jeroen Krautmeir
tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM won the Tour De France without a bike.
Fixed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 22 Jun 2011, 11:39
by Nessafox
Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM won the Tour De France without doping.
Fixed.
fixed again (couldn't resist that one)
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Jun 2011, 19:34
by ADx_Wales
A Green Lantern Army ring CHOSE HWNSNBM, but HWNSNBM rejected it because he had better things to do.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 21:31
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM can kill you with a single thought without a tray.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 22:01
by DemocalypseNow
ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM can kill you with a single thought without a tray.
When offered Tea, Cake or Death, HWNSNBM chose them all but was still thirsty, hungry and alive after having all of them.
A trillion times.
And then some more times.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 22:01
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM can get a bison to die by simply asking it to.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 22:10
by DemocalypseNow
HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 22:19
by Jeroen Krautmeir
kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over without ever hitting cinemas.
Fix'd.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 22:34
by DemocalypseNow
Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over without ever hitting cinemas.
Fix'd.
And then he won every single Oscar that year, including the ones his gender shouldn't really allow for, despite the fact it was a straight-to-DVD movie...which was only sold in Poundland...to three people.
But not even HWNSNBM can make me funny.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 22:46
by Aerospeed
kostas22 wrote:Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM made a film of himself driving a tractor, in complete silence, that lasted 3 hours. It outgrossed Avatar 5 times over without ever hitting cinemas.
Fix'd.
And then he won every single Oscar that year, including the ones his gender shouldn't really allow for, despite the fact it was a straight-to-DVD movie...which was only sold in Poundland...to three people.
But not even HWNSNBM can make me funny.
And then he won the Grammy for Best Soundtrack in a movie
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 23:51
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
HWNSNBM walked home from Silverstone bone dry on Friday and found his tent in perfect condition.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 23:53
by Phoenix
Blue flags run away frightened when HWNSNBM is around.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 11 Jul 2011, 00:01
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
Blue flags are waved even when HWNSNBM is coming up behind someone for position.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 11 Jul 2011, 21:10
by Salamander
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:Blue flags are waved even when HWNSNBM is coming up behind someone a lap ahead.
Fixed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 12 Jul 2011, 15:58
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:Blue flags are waved even when HWNSNBM is coming up behind the safety car.
Fixed.
Fixed again.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 14:55
by stupot94
HWNSNBM has never heard of a safety car
When he wants to HWNSNBM can make some of Tilkes tracks more exciting
HWNSNBM once shot down a helicopter by putting his hand into a gun shape and shouting BANG!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 15:07
by shinji
HWNSNBM has the universal rights to broadcast Formula One, but he keeps them for his own personal use and enjoyment.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jul 2011, 23:10
by stupot94
HWNSNBM had his own movie in Hungary, and became the highest grossing film ever in that country
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 03:25
by TomWazzleshaw
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM had his own movie in Hungary, and became the highest grossing film ever in the world
Fixed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Jul 2011, 09:39
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM has already won this weekend's Hungarian Grand Prix.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2011, 00:08
by stupot94
HWNSNBM once punched Carla Bruni in the face mistaking her for the other Bruni
HWNSNBM Was Stefan Bellof at Monaco in 84
HWNSNBM Owns Ladas for the fun of it
HWNSNBM Has a Nephew called Bruno who he hopes will also enter F1
HWNSNBM2 Is his nephew
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Aug 2011, 00:18
by Salamander
HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.