Grand Prix Rejects

dr-baker wrote:Just be yourself.

LIsten to him eurobrun. You need to be yourself, you can't be noone else.

I'm the number 61, the first one of third page.

Speaking of page three,I'm dead smack in the centre of it.I have RRR in my sights,but I have to get past Barbazza & sswishbone.

I'm pretty much slapbang in the middle of page 6.

pasta_maldonado has moved to the Top 25 after about five months, a feat that I was trying to do for almost three years...

I have now officially made 2% of all posts.

Not sure if proud or just wondering why I don't have a life

Joined:08 Jun 2011, 02:21
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(159 Posts / 5.84% of your posts)

There's my stats. Think I'm about 15th in the member list.

eurobrun wrote:I have now officially made 2% of all posts.

Not sure if proud or just wondering why I don't have a life

6193 posts / 5.50 posts per day / 3.45% of all posts

I guess your PPD will be much higher than mine though.

Great, i got away for a week, and now i'm kicked out of the first page

8th place in under a year, how the bathplug did I manage that

eurobrun wrote:8th place in under a year, how the bathplug did I manage that

28th place in 5 months, ow the heck did I manage that?

pasta_maldonado wrote:

eurobrun wrote:8th place in under a year, how the bathplug did I manage that

28th place in 5 months, ow the heck did I manage that?

Half the time I post so much so as to keep a big lead over you

eurobrun wrote:8th place in under a year, how the bathplug did I manage that

With lame one-liners, that's how.

Phoenix wrote:

eurobrun wrote:8th place in under a year, how the bathplug did I manage that

With lame one-liners, that's how.

I can only laugh at this!

Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

First of all, congratulations!

Second, a piece of advice: Beware the amount of time you spend of this forum. Girls usually don't like to be at the losing end of attention dividing hobbies.

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Aw well done mate.

Now that's done, we can get back to work on finding Dr-Baker a girlfriend.

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

...I kid, well done chap. Just remember, when she texts you ALWAYS text back. Or there'll be hell to pay...

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

...I kid, well done chap. Just remember, when she texts you ALWAYS text back. Or there'll be hell to pay...

And if she texts you saying 'good morning' or 'goodnight', reply with something like 'morning beautiful' or 'goodnight angel'. Melts their heart that soppy crap... Trust me.

East Londoner wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Aw well done mate.

Now that's done, we can get back to work on finding Dr-Baker a girlfriend.

Impossible. Besides... And then there's this...

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Congratulations, old friend - may you grab the somewhat poisoned chalice with both hands and reap the rewards! Yes, I can't beleive I just said that!

Celebrate Good Times!

Just make sure she doesn't drag you away from F1Rejects

Next up, dr-baker...

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Don't see what you're so happy about. It basically translates as "WOOHOO, I GET TO EMPTY MY BANK BALANCE AND HAVE NO FREE TIME FOR THE THINGS I WANT TO DO! YAY!"

I just don't see it

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Well done lad! I've/We've taught you well.

He's 14 years old for crying out loud!

AndreaModa wrote:He's 14 years old for crying out loud!

I had a girlfriend when I was 13...

East Londoner wrote:

AndreaModa wrote:He's 14 years old for crying out loud!

I had a girlfriend when I was 13...

I've known people to have girlfriends earlier than that...

AdrianSutil wrote:

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:

eurobrun wrote:Well today was awesome

I NOW HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

...I kid, well done chap. Just remember, when she texts you ALWAYS text back. Or there'll be hell to pay...

And if she texts you saying 'good morning' or 'goodnight', reply with something like 'morning beautiful' or 'goodnight angel'. Melts their heart that soppy crap... Trust me.

And if she ever texts back with just 'K', you are well and truly bathplugged my friend. Speaking from painful, dumpy experience.
And on a completely different tack, that was my 150th post

takagi_for_the_win wrote:And if she ever texts back with just 'K', you are well and truly bathplugged my friend. Speaking from painful, dumpy experience.
And on a completely different tack, that was my 150th post

In just over a year of being on the forums!

pasta_maldonado wrote:

East Londoner wrote:

AndreaModa wrote:He's 14 years old for crying out loud!

I had a girlfriend when I was 13...

I've known people to have girlfriends earlier than that...

Oh wow they must be so proud of themselves! I can guarantee the only thing that will happen at that sort of age will be as Kostas said, you'll loose a load of money and free time on a girl who might jerk you off behind the bike sheds, tell you she loves you more than anything else, and then pisses off when someone "better" comes along. It's just not worth it, especially at an age where no matter how much you like to think, you don't know jack about love and relationships and the whole palarva will just end in tears anyway. Probably over something ridiculously trivial like not replying to a text!

AndreaModa wrote:

pasta_maldonado wrote:

East Londoner wrote:
I had a girlfriend when I was 13...

I've known people to have girlfriends earlier than that...

Oh wow they must be so proud of themselves! I can guarantee the only thing that will happen at that sort of age will be as Kostas said, you'll loose a load of money and free time on a girl who might jerk you off behind the bike sheds, tell you she loves you more than anything else, and then pisses off when someone "better" comes along. It's just not worth it, especially at an age where no matter how much you like to think, you don't know jack about love and relationships and the whole palarva will just end in tears anyway. Probably over something ridiculously trivial like not replying to a text!

Agree with that 100%. I was just pointing out that 13 is quite old for some kids to have their first relationship

AndreaModa wrote:Oh wow they must be so proud of themselves! I can guarantee the only thing that will happen at that sort of age will be as Kostas said, you'll loose a load of money and free time on a girl who might jerk you off behind the bike sheds, tell you she loves you more than anything else, and then pisses off when someone "better" comes along. It's just not worth it, especially at an age where no matter how much you like to think, you don't know jack about love and relationships and the whole palarva will just end in tears anyway. Probably over something ridiculously trivial like not replying to a text!

Don't be giving eurobrun ideas.

pasta_maldonado wrote:Agree with that 100%. I was just pointing out that 13 is quite old for some kids to have their first relationship

Is it? Where on earth am I going wrong?!?!?! I'm from the same part of the world as you, and at 30, I'm still waiting...

dr-baker wrote:

pasta_maldonado wrote:Agree with that 100%. I was just pointing out that 13 is quite old for some kids to have their first relationship

Is it? Where on earth am I going wrong?!?!?! I'm from the same part of the world as you, and at 30, I'm still waiting...

Don't despair dr-baker, as most relationships uner the age of 13 is simply a status and nothing else.
Anyway, although it's the biggest cliche going, there's someone for everyone. Even if she may be a little elusive, one day she'll step into your life and you'll never look back

pasta_maldonado wrote:

dr-baker wrote:

pasta_maldonado wrote:Agree with that 100%. I was just pointing out that 13 is quite old for some kids to have their first relationship

Is it? Where on earth am I going wrong?!?!?! I'm from the same part of the world as you, and at 30, I'm still waiting...

Don't despair dr-baker, as most relationships uner the age of 13 is simply a status and nothing else.
Anyway, although it's the biggest cliche going, there's someone for everyone. Even if she may be a little elusive, one day she'll step into your life and you'll never look back

It's not only a cliché, but it is also false. According to this wiki link, there are 3.38 females to 3.41 males. And it's only in the 3rd age that females surpass males. If we take into account that there are as much female homosexuals as there are males, i.e, a 50-50% distribution, then the only hope there is for 30 million males is that they can outlive the others. Finally, with this I am not saying that dr-baker belongs in these 30 million, I am just busting that myth.

pasta_maldonado wrote:Anyway, although it's the biggest cliche going, there's someone for everyone.

I'll let James Hunt take this one.

DanielPT wrote:It's not only a cliché, but it is also false. According to this wiki link, there are 3.38 females to 3.41 males.

There are plenty of women around who are slags, so that can even out the numbers.

redbulljack14 wrote:

DanielPT wrote:It's not only a cliché, but it is also false. According to this wiki link, there are 3.38 females to 3.41 males.

There are plenty of women around who are slags, so that can even out the numbers.

Well, yes, but that doesn't enter the definition of a romantic relationship. In this case, that lowers even more the number of females for each dude. There is another way, though, and that way is war. There is nothing like a good war to wipe out the male population (conventional war, that is).

I'm sorry to drag you all away from the topic of love and eurobrun, but I would like to invite you all to my 2,000th post celebratiosn. Eurbrun - you can bring your girlfriend

pasta_maldonado wrote:I'm sorry to drag you all away from the topic of love and eurobrun, but I would like to invite you all to my 2,000th post celebratiosn. Eurbrun - you can bring your girlfriend

Speaking of that, i've just missed my 4000th post, this being number 4001.

redbulljack14 wrote:

pasta_maldonado wrote:I'm sorry to drag you all away from the topic of love and eurobrun, but I would like to invite you all to my 2,000th post celebratiosn. Eurbrun - you can bring your girlfriend

Speaking of that, i've just missed my 4000th post, this being number 4001.

I feel mildly inadequate with my mere 150 or so posts.

pasta_maldonado wrote:I'm sorry to drag you all away from the topic of love and eurobrun, but I would like to invite you all to my 2,000th post celebratiosn. Eurbrun - you can bring your girlfriend

Already at 2000 posts, I have no hope

Where is this party?