Grand Prix Rejects

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.

He finished "I Wanna Be The Guy" on impossible without dying once and complained then about the game being too easy.

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Owns Ladas for the fun of it

And they work reliably.

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM once punched Carla Bruni in the face mistaking her for the other Bruni

HWNSNBM Has a Nephew called Bruno who he hopes will also enter F1

HWNSNBM2 Is his nephew

So Bruno's name cannot be mentioned? And is it Bruno Bruni?

HWNSNBM is an avid reader of Peoples Friend

HWNSNBM lives in a mansion where champagne runs out of the taps

HWNSNBM goes to his local shops in his Minardi

HWNSNBM is the main influence for the movie Titanic

HWNSNBM can be your average Joe if he wants to.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.

This includes playing right through the kill screen on Donkey Kong, screen 256 on Pac-Man, and getting to the end of Firestorm on the ZX Spectrum, which explodes catastrophically somewhere on level 10 like the Ford engine in the back of a Stewart SF01. Better still, in another old Speccy classic, he can beat Jet Set Willy with the attic bug still intact and Jet Set Willy II without losing a life, and in half the time it would take anyone else to complete the game with a million save states. You want more examples? Let's see... all the Zelda games? No silver arrows required. HWNSNBM only has to look at Ganon and he halls over in a crumpled heap. Fester's Quest? HWNSNBM can walk around doing nothing for five days and not get bored. Duck Hunt? HWNSNBM only has to shout "bang!" at the screen. Any chess game ever made, ever? The CPU is checkmated in four moves. Kaizo Mario World? One life, no save states, game annihilated.

Despite all this, Billy Mitchell still thinks he can beat HWNSNBM at Donkey Kong. He is about to get the shock of his life.

dinizintheoven wrote:

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:HWNSNBM has beaten every video game ever. Even the ones that have no ending programmed.

This includes playing right through the kill screen on Donkey Kong, screen 256 on Pac-Man, and getting to the end of Firestorm on the ZX Spectrum, which explodes catastrophically somewhere on level 10 like the Ford engine in the back of a Stewart SF01. Better still, in another old Speccy classic, he can beat Jet Set Willy with the attic bug still intact and Jet Set Willy II without losing a life, and in half the time it would take anyone else to complete the game with a million save states. You want more examples? Let's see... all the Zelda games? No silver arrows required. HWNSNBM only has to look at Ganon and he halls over in a crumpled heap. Fester's Quest? HWNSNBM can walk around doing nothing for five days and not get bored. Duck Hunt? HWNSNBM only has to shout "bang!" at the screen. Any chess game ever made, ever? The CPU is checkmated in four moves. Kaizo Mario World? One life, no save states, game annihilated.

Despite all this, Billy Mitchell still thinks he can beat HWNSNBM at Donkey Kong. He is about to get the shock of his life.

He can also beat Battletoads for the NES in under 30 minutes. Blindfolded.

HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

redbulljack14 wrote:

madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

I hope everyone stood up and gave him a round of applause

stupot94 wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:

madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

I hope everyone stood up and gave him a round of applause

I didn't find out who it was, although stuff was meant to be happening just down the road.

A STD once caught HWNSNBM

HWNSNBM had 21 in blackjack. He asked for another card... and won.

Once I thought I saw a UFO, but that was HWNSNBM throwing a frisbee

JeremyMcClean wrote:Once I thought I saw a UFO, but that was HWNSNBM throwing a frisbee

And it was a certified UFO, certified by the Hungarian Government

redbulljack14 wrote:

madmark1974 wrote:HWNSNBM predicted a riot, long before the Kaiser Chiefs.

Some legend actually put that song on at a pub I was in last night.

HWNSNBM got me to play this song on my iPod (other MP3 players are available) the moment that I read this post.

HWNSNBM is the one and only. No other HWNSNBM is available.

HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He still had enough for a pint of lager as well.

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He also constructed the car - including the engine - entirely from Lego and K'nex.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He also constructed the car - including the engine - entirely from Lego and K'nex.

and a washing up bottle

stupot94 wrote:

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM designed and a made a car that was 20 seconds a lap faster than the Red Bull X2010 using the Hungarian equivalent of Midland's entire aero budget (Which, according to a Mr J. Herbert was about £1.59)

He also constructed the car - including the engine - entirely from Lego and K'nex.

and a washing up bottle

And some sticky-backed plastic.

Alex Zanardi is the only person in history HWNSNBM respects and fears.

Windows has the Blue Screen of Death. The Blue Screen of Death has the Terribly Slow Screen of HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM is slower than a Windows progression bar.

HWNSNBM popped Mansell's tyre at the 1986 Fosters* Australian Grand Prix because he knew nobody could be arsed to make a Johnny Dumfries reject profile.

James Hunt reference *

HWNSNBM does not get slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM does not get slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

HWNSNBM gets strangely aroused by him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rli7Lox113g&ob=av3e

HWNSNBM is the reason Depeche Mode got it's name?

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM is the reason Depeche Mode got it's name?

HWNSNBM has never heard of a Depeche Mode

(To be honest I like Depeche Mode and the last post got me a chance to post up a music video)

HWNSNBM rescued Dave Gahan from his overdose in 1997

stupot94 wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM does not get slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

HWNSNBM gets strangely aroused by him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rli7Lox113g&ob=av3e

HWNSNBM forbids the above video to be played in countries outside of Hungary and the UK

HWNSNBM Once told the Queen (of England) to f**k off. She then had to Knight him

HWNSNBM knows where gadaffi is hiding.....

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Once told the Queen (of England) to f**k off. She then had to Knight him

To be fair to him, he was only trying to ask for directions to the tobacconist's. But still, Arise Sir HWNSNBM!

dinizintheoven wrote:

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Once told the Queen (of England) to f**k off. She then had to Knight him

To be fair to him, he was only trying to ask for directions to the tobacconist's. But still, Arise Sir HWNSNBM!

He would also be a member of the Hungarian royal family if it were not a republic.

Hence, Arise H.R.H. Sir Prince HWNSNBM!

Thanks HWNSNBM

THWNSNBM

Without Blu Ray

HWNSNBM

Would still see things in Higher than Hi Def.

ADx_Wales wrote:Without TV

HWNSNBM

Would still see things in Higher than Hi Def.

Fixed

redbulljack14 wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:Without eyes

HWNSNBM

Would still see things in Higher than Hi Def.

Fixed

Fixed again.

When HWNSNBM uses a grenade. He throws the pin and keeps the grenade. The pin explodes


HWNSNBM sinks in concrete

HWNSNBM Fixed this post without me or anyone else realising.

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM sinks in concrete.

He also floats on quicksand.

dr-baker wrote:

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM sinks in concrete.

He also floats on quicksand.

And walks on water.