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This wrote:Meanwhile in Belgium, things get overcomplicated again. Beerschot failed to get a professional license for next season. (because of being 17M in debt and not following instructions they had to do to obtain the license for current season). Normally this would get them relegated to third division (which is the highest non-professional league). But they are allowed to finish the currenct competition. They're playing play-downs against Cercle Brugge to decide who gets relegated to second division straight and who has to play play-offs against teams from second division (are you still following?) and basically, as they protested the decisions, they can continue playing both play offs. Now if they end up last in the play-downs, that's just their problem. However if they win the play-offs and play-downs, and the license fail gets confirmed, the second of that play-offs will go to first division (which is probably Westerlo, Mouscron or STVV). Now Cercle could protest too, meaning that we might end up with 17 teams in first division. (as second division champion Oostende will automatically go to first division). Still following? Things could get even more complicated, as one of the teams already qualified for that play-off round is WS Woluwe, who also failed to get a professional license. If somehow Woluwe wins that, things would become very complicated. Now chances are high that Woluwe will not complete the season, and that this problem will not rise. However things in second division would get shaken up quite a little (as also Brussels, Boussu Dour and Heist failed to get a prof license). In the end, there's a small chance that Beerschot's city rivals Antwerp will get promoted. Which would be very painful as their current management was kicked out by the Beerschot management 2 years back. Still following? Well, there's a small chance that Cercle will play in the Europa League next year, as they're playing the cup final. Still following? The degradation play-offs consists of 5 games, with the 15th placed team playing 3 times at home, and 2 times away, starting with a 3 point advantage. Yes, this makes no sense, but this is Belgium. And as you people still obviously understand the system, i should not mention the other play-offs to decide the title and the European places, as they are similarly absurd. Now i don't like the idea of play-offs in the first place, but Belgium has really made a mess of it. And the license system is a good thing in theory, meaning that only financially healthy clubs can survive, but it can make a mess out of the competition too. I've put this in one alinea, because you'll not be able to follow it anyway.

So what you're telling me is, the 14th placed team in the regular season can still make Europa League even without a cup run?! I have no words for that kind of stupidity...

I haven't told you about 'play off 2' yet, but actually yes, that is possible. The following scenario is possible: the 4th (Club Brugge) and 5th(Lokeren) placed teams from regular competition qualify for champions league, the 6th (Standard), 14th (Lierse) and 16th (Cercle) teams from regular competition(out of 16) qualify for Europa League. In that case the 16th placed team would be the only one who diserved it at merit (if they win the cup final) so the entire top 3 of the regular competition could theoretically end up with nothing.
So i'll explain the play-off 2 format for you. Teams 7 (Mons), 9 (Kortrijk), 12 (Gent) and 14 (Lierse) play in Group A Teams 8 (Mechelen), 10 (Leuven), 11 (Charleroi) and 13 (Beveren) play in Group B. Both groups start with 0 points and play 6 matches. Both winners will play the play-off 2 final. The winner of Play off 2 will play against the 4th placed team from play-off 1
Now i'll explain you play-off 1. All top 6 teams (Anderlecht, Waregem, Genk, Cl. Brugge, Standard and Lokeren) start with half their points from the regular competition. All teams will play 10 games, and the top 3 gets European places, the 4th will play against the winner of play-off 2. This could be the 5th, might Genk win the cup and at the same time qualify for CL-rounds.
Then there's play-off 3 (which are called play-downs) and the play-off which decides about promotion from 2nd division which i've both talked about above.
And oh, in 2nd division and lower, there are also 'periodical champions' the promotion play-off consists of the winner of the Play-downs (Beerschot or Cercle), period 1 champion (Woluwe), Period 2 champion (Oostende), Period 3 champion (probably too Oostende). Now as Oostende is already champion overall, so they'll promote anyway. Their place will be taken by the 2nd and 3rd in competition (Mouscron and Westerlo). Now because Woluwe is making a mess out of things, they could well be replaced by the 4th overall (Sint Truiden). Thankfully Woluwe has decided not to play these play-offs, so the only legal issues should be Beerschot (as mentioned above). Now because 1 team in first division and 4 teams in second division don't get their professional license, probably nobody will get relegated to third division. But this is Belgium, the country where you can protest every legal decision until infinity...
If a team doesn't get a professional license, they will automatically play in division 3 (the highest amateur league). However if a team goes bankrupt, it has to get relegated at least 2 divisions, no matter which division they were originally in. (so a team can start again in third division, but will still carry over it's debt, hence why very often they do a fusion with a local smaller team.
Now every team has a Matricule (something which other countries don't aplly) which is the reason why old clubs as Antwerp (2nd division) and RFC Liege (division 4) still carry on, despite having huge financial problems. This also complicateds fusions, as lot of teams don't want to do fusions, because they would lose their titles as happened to the old Beerschot, 7 time champion when they merged with Germinal Ekeren, or Beveren, 2 time champion when they merged with Waasland. (the opposite can happen too, like Standard merging with Seraing, but keeping Standard's matricule)
Now this is Belgium, so there would automatically be some smartass. Before Racing Brussels became part of RWDM (currently FC Brussels), they just changed matricule with a local team, so now KFC Rhodienne can claim they are 6 times champion of Belgium, despite never having played higher than 4th division.

So every country that thinks about running play-offs, really, don't! (or at least, keep it simple)

In the words of John Cleland; "Whoever designed that should be taken to a dark room and beaten."

I understand the matriculation system fine (it almost sounds Italian even, treating footballing contracts as a tradeable commodity) but I don't think I'll ever get my head around the play-offs nonsense.
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In other news, an all-German Champions League final has become a possibility. Unfortunately, we could also end up with the nth-million classico, but you gotta take some risks. ;) But it would really be a triumph for the Bundesliga, if Dortmund and Bayern end up in the final for the world's biggest football tournament. :)
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In the words of John Cleland; "Whoever designed that should be taken to a dark room and beaten."

I understand the matriculation system fine (it almost sounds Italian even, treating footballing contracts as a tradeable commodity) but I don't think I'll ever get my head around the play-offs nonsense.

Well, the matricule thing is just designed (before world war 1) to show how 'original' a club is (hence why Antwerp is so proud of their matricule number 1, they love to call themselves 'oldest club of Belgium'.) For this reason, ridiculously unsignificant teams as Leopold Club De Bruxelles (for all of you probably the first time you've ever heared of that club) keeps existing just because 'they used to play in the first division before world war 1' (never actually won something). The other downside thing is that fans dislike mergers, because it's not 'the real thing' Which is sort of ridiculous, because for this reason, tons of pointless small underfunded clubs keep existing. While i don't have a problem with small clubs (as i admire some of them), there should not be dozens of teams claiming the same heritage. Also for this reason, merging teams often have ridiculous names, for example 'Football Club Verbroedering Dender Eendracht Hekelgem' (usually referred to as Dender)

And curse the play offs, because of that, probably Genk is going to be champion, they always benefit from this system. And altough i dislike Anderlecht even more, they would be more worthy champions. It's not the first time Genk has become champions after a mediocre season by winning the play-offs, either...
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In the words of John Cleland; "Whoever designed that should be taken to a dark room and beaten."

I understand the matriculation system fine (it almost sounds Italian even, treating footballing contracts as a tradeable commodity) but I don't think I'll ever get my head around the play-offs nonsense.

Well, the matricule thing is just designed (before world war 1) to show how 'original' a club is (hence why Antwerp is so proud of their matricule number 1, they love to call themselves 'oldest club of Belgium'.) For this reason, ridiculously unsignificant teams as Leopold Club De Bruxelles (for all of you probably the first time you've ever heared of that club) keeps existing just because 'they used to play in the first division before world war 1' (never actually won something). The other downside thing is that fans dislike mergers, because it's not 'the real thing' Which is sort of ridiculous, because for this reason, tons of pointless small underfunded clubs keep existing. While i don't have a problem with small clubs (as i admire some of them), there should not be dozens of teams claiming the same heritage. Also for this reason, merging teams often have ridiculous names, for example 'Football Club Verbroedering Dender Eendracht Hekelgem' (usually referred to as Dender)

So even if you have a crap season, you can still win the league?
And curse the play offs, because of that, probably Genk is going to be champion, they always benefit from this system. And altough i dislike Anderlecht even more, they would be more worthy champions. It's not the first time Genk has become champions after a mediocre season by winning the play-offs, either...
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roblomas52 wrote:So even if you have a crap season, you can still win the league?
You sort of messed up the quotes, but i found what you wrote trough it.
The answer is Yes. The 1 to 6th placed teams in regular competition could end up as champion. The question you ask is: why do you have a regular competition then? The fans ask the same question, and so far, we don't have any logical answers, other than gaining money for the 'big 5' teams. That's why i hope Waregem wins this year, as this would mean the big 5 (Anderlecht, Cl. Brugge, Standard, Genk and Gent) would be screwed by their own system. (altough to their credit, Standard actually opossed the idea) But this is obviously in benefit of the big teams. When they have a bad regular season, they could still get a European ticket, whilst midfielders that surprise often lose out on it (for example Lokeren, who played very well for a few years in a row, but don't get anything back for it, as it looks they'll usually end up 6th in the playoffs. Thankfully we still have have the cup, where underdogs can still get somewhere.

To give some positive news, the team nearest to my home, Hades, look like they'll get promoted for the first time in their history to 4th division. If Sporting Hasselt doesn't get promoted to 3rd division, Hades could well end up being the best team from Hasselt! Good luck guys! Hades is known for having a very good youth program, and actually have a lot of training grounds for such a small team. Sure they have some money (the Kumpen family, involved in GT racing is involved in this team too). And who knows, even a small club like AFC Tubize has managed to produce talents like Hazard and Fellaini, so if they can do it, we can do it too!
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Meanwhile, Sprimont-Comblain is having a tremendous season, and should win the Promotion D (fourth division) this season, moving up to the third division for the first time since 2008 :D
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Well, there's gonna be a South Wales derby in the Premiership next season - Cardiff have finally won promotion to the EPL.
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East Londoner wrote:Well, there's gonna be a South Wales derby in the Premiership next season - Cardiff have finally won promotion to the EPL.

God, thats unusual. For me, Cardiff are the perennial play-off semi-final losers.
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East Londoner wrote:Well, there's gonna be a South Wales derby in the Premiership next season - Cardiff have finally won promotion to the EPL.


Congrats to them, they did earn it.

We've relegated Bristol City tonight, and virtually secured safety. If we hadn't ballsed up the two games against Wolves, and Barnsley at home, we'd be right in the hunt for promotion.

I'd have partially forgiven Barnsley for embarrassing us back in Septemberif they had held on against Derby and kept Wolves in the relegation zone, but they didn't. Relegation battle looks very interesting now though, very tight. Burnley, Blackpool, Sheffield Wednesday, Blackburn, Wolves, Peterborough, Huddersfield and Barnsley really still in the battle, I don't think Millwall and Derby are even safe yet.
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Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2. Kinda sad really I think, it doesn't seem that long ago they had the likes of Glen Johnson, David James, Muntari, Krancjar, Boateng, Defoe and Crouch, and were regarded as one of the trickier teams to beat. Still, in a sense, they're lucky to even still be in business...
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2.


Get it right! It's Division 3! ;)
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A shame for Bristol City; they were a very decent Championship team. However, Steve Lansdown just couldn't afford to invest much more in them and they've had to try and stay up whilst trying to lower their wage bill. However, Yeovil have a very good chance of leapfrogging them now if they can keep firing on all cylinders (however, Gary Johnson's men did lose today against Oldham...managed by his son Lee.)

As for Portsmouth, it was never out of the question. They've been in administration for over a year now, so it's no great surprise.

Congrats to Cardiff; seems the red kits HAVE brought a bit of luck to them. The Championship's been very tight altogether this year, so Cardiff did well to peel away from everyone else. 8 points separates the gap between 9th and 23rd.
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AndreaModa wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2.


Get it right! It's Division 3! ;)


Division 4 South ;) Those were the days!
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2. Kinda sad really I think, it doesn't seem that long ago they had the likes of Glen Johnson, David James, Muntari, Krancjar, Boateng, Defoe and Crouch, and were regarded as one of the trickier teams to beat. Still, in a sense, they're lucky to even still be in business...

Ha ha I remember that FA cup final against Cardiff but I suppose it serves them right for spending to much in the first place.
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2.


Get it right! It's Division 3! ;)


Division 4 South ;) Those were the days!


Haha yeah that's it! :lol:

Massive win for Blackburn this evening against fellow relegation candidates Huddersfield. That's two wins on the bounce, and ironically we got 2000 extra bums on seats than the 3pm game on Saturday! Crazy world!

With a game in hand, I think we can do it and stay up. Keeping Rhodes, Best and the others will be tough though. Next year might be another struggle, even if we can manage some stability for a change!
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AndreaModa wrote:
takagi_for_the_win wrote:Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2.


Get it right! It's Division 3! ;)


I'll always remember it as:

Premiership
Division 1
Division 2
Division 3

It seems too weird with the third-tier being known as League 1.
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redbulljack14 wrote:
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:Also, Portsmouth have been relegated to Division 2.


Get it right! It's Division 3! ;)


I'll always remember it as:

Premiership
Division 1
Division 2
Division 3

It seems too weird with the third-tier being known as League 1.


Yeah tell me about it. Using the term "Championship" to describe the second tier is daft, it's obviously a marketing ploy to make it sound more attractive, and maybe it's worked, I don't know, but when you look at the structure, it's a mess really.

Premiership/Premier League
Championship
League 1
League 2
Conference Premier
Conference North/Conference South
Northern/Southern/Isthmian Premier
etc etc

The Football League at least should try and put together something more coherent like before.
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Alan Pardew's response to Sunday's defeat:
Next year we have to prove that we’re a bigger and better club. That’s in terms of our Premier League position by finishing well above them. That’s what we are going to try to do next year.

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Im happy that Cardiff have been promoted. Ive been sort of checking their results on a weekly basis, I think they do great for football and have produced some cracking players over the years through their academy, or taking little known and turning them around.

Joe Ledley, Aaron Ramsey, James Collins, Chris Gunther, Adam Matthews, Robert Earnshaw, and then had likes on Glenn Loovens, Cameron Jerome etc. to name a few.

Their current squad has a little bit of EPL experiece, Craig Bellamy (yes that same chap!), Helgar Helguson, Fraizer Campbell, Tommy Smith, Peter Whittingham, Stephen McPhail etc.

I think they will have a big budget to spend (with Malaysian cash)to stay up, their stadium is great, all this for a club that were potentially days away from going bust

The 'Welsh derby' would be great to see too!
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I can remember when the English Divisions were: Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, Division 4. Interesting fact is when the Premier League formed (91/92 I believe to begin for 92/93 season) one of the clubs that signed and would have been in had they not been relegated were Luton Town. I think they are non league now aren't they?
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gnrpoison wrote:I can remember when the English Divisions were: Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, Division 4. Interesting fact is when the Premier League formed (91/92 I believe to begin for 92/93 season) one of the clubs that signed and would have been in had they not been relegated were Luton Town. I think they are non league now aren't they?


Yes they are, although they did knock Championship side Wolverhampton Wanderers and Premiership side Norwich City out of the FA Cup this season.
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gnrpoison wrote:I can remember when the English Divisions were: Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, Division 4. Interesting fact is when the Premier League formed (91/92 I believe to begin for 92/93 season) one of the clubs that signed and would have been in had they not been relegated were Luton Town. I think they are non league now aren't they?


Yes they are, although they did knock Championship side Wolverhampton Wanderers and Premiership side Norwich City out of the FA Cup this season.


Is it just me, or are Luton one of those teams that can pull a magical FA Cup run out of nowhere? They're not the only ones: Barnsley aren't averse to a bit of giant-killing, and Gateshead (once they actually reach the 1st Round proper) can spring surprises
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takagi_for_the_win wrote:
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gnrpoison wrote:I can remember when the English Divisions were: Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, Division 4. Interesting fact is when the Premier League formed (91/92 I believe to begin for 92/93 season) one of the clubs that signed and would have been in had they not been relegated were Luton Town. I think they are non league now aren't they?


Yes they are, although they did knock Championship side Wolverhampton Wanderers and Premiership side Norwich City out of the FA Cup this season.


Is it just me, or are Luton one of those teams that can pull a magical FA Cup run out of nowhere? They're not the only ones: Barnsley aren't averse to a bit of giant-killing, and Gateshead (once they actually reach the 1st Round proper) can spring surprises


The mighty Yeovil weren't adverse to doing it in the past either...
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Inter humiliated by Roma tonight. Doesn't surprise me in the least. At one point our tridente was led by a 35 year old striker who has scored 1 goal in the last 13 months, with two Primavera players as the support.

I don't know how much longer I can watch this really. It's like watching on helplessly as someone is tied to a chair and beaten to a pulp. And then shot in the face for good measure. This is the worst Inter I have ever seen. Ever. I remember when I was very young, the team Moratti inherited after so many years of terrible results, even back then, Inter were not as bad as they are now.

In the last two seasons before this one, there has been a crisis. Now it's a full-blown disaster. Everything needs cleared out. The players, the manager, the people in charge of the club, the lot. It's all useless.

JZ may have god-like longevity, but it's still not a great sign when a 39 year old is, on a week-in, week-out basis, the best player on the team. This team is so very very bathplugged.
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Stramala wrote:JZ may have god-like longevity, but it's still not a great sign when a 39 year old is, on a week-in, week-out basis, the best player on the team. This team is so very very bathplugged.


Has he said whether or not he will be retiring at the end of the season?
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Stramala wrote:JZ may have god-like longevity, but it's still not a great sign when a 39 year old is, on a week-in, week-out basis, the best player on the team. This team is so very very bathplugged.


Has he said whether or not he will be retiring at the end of the season?

I don't think there has been an official announcement of a contract extension from Inter, however, he did say this to Mediaset;

“I think I will play for another season.”

Seems pretty clear cut to me. I think the question is, does he retire at the end of the 2013/14 season or soldier on to 2014/15? I think he could pull it off. Frankly, I think he could play to 50, the man is a machine.
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Stramala wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
Stramala wrote:JZ may have god-like longevity, but it's still not a great sign when a 39 year old is, on a week-in, week-out basis, the best player on the team. This team is so very very bathplugged.


Has he said whether or not he will be retiring at the end of the season?

I don't think there has been an official announcement of a contract extension from Inter, however, he did say this to Mediaset;

“I think I will play for another season.”

Seems pretty clear cut to me. I think the question is, does he retire at the end of the 2013/14 season or soldier on to 2014/15? I think he could pull it off. Frankly, I think he could play to 50, the man is a machine.


Javier Zanetti. The man who is 39, looks 29, and plays like he's 19.
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Meanwhile in Belgium
Today Beerschot (their problems mentioned before) had the chance to defend themselves for the Licence Appeal Commission, and they decided it was a good idea to... not show up :roll:
Stay tuned! As they still want to appeal to the sport arbitrary commision. Now i don't know much about how court cases work, but who seriously wants to invest in a club that doesn't even show up to court cases? Perhaps we should give them the phone number of Andrea Sassetti...
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And back at Appiano Gentile...

It's happened again. Another injury. This time Esteban Cambiasso. At the rate the team is going now, by the final week of the season there won't be enough players in the squad to field a starting XI. IIRC this is the current injury list;

Luca Castellazzi
Yuto Nagatomo
Christian Chivu
Ibrahima M'baye
Gaby Mudingayi
Walter Gargano
Esteban Cambiasso
Dejan Stankovic
Joel Obi
Rodrigo Palacio
Antonio Cassano
Diego Milito

I just cannot believe how f***ed up everything is at the moment. The two remaining strikers on the team are 35yo Rocchi, with 1 goal in 13 months, and 19yo Forte from the Primavera (youth) team. There are only four first team midfielders fit at the moment (Kovacic, Kuzmanovic, Guarin, Alvarez), we have one perfectly fit player who does not fit any system this team plays and is therefore as good as useless (Schelotto), but at least all our first choice defenders (Nagatomo aside) are fit. Oh, wait, we have one of the worst defenses in the league this season.

EDIT: Inter really decided to prove my point. Fredy Guarin has now just been sidelined with a calf injury. Down to three first team midfielders now :x
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Stramala wrote:And back at Appiano Gentile...

It's happened again. Another injury. This time Esteban Cambiasso. At the rate the team is going now, by the final week of the season there won't be enough players in the squad to field a starting XI. IIRC this is the current injury list;

Luca Castellazzi
Yuto Nagatomo
Christian Chivu
Ibrahima M'baye
Gaby Mudingayi
Walter Gargano
Esteban Cambiasso
Dejan Stankovic
Joel Obi
Rodrigo Palacio
Antonio Cassano
Diego Milito

I just cannot believe how f***ed up everything is at the moment. The two remaining strikers on the team are 35yo Rocchi, with 1 goal in 13 months, and 19yo Forte from the Primavera (youth) team. There are only four first team midfielders fit at the moment (Kovacic, Kuzmanovic, Guarin, Alvarez), we have one perfectly fit player who does not fit any system this team plays and is therefore as good as useless (Schelotto), but at least all our first choice defenders (Nagatomo aside) are fit. Oh, wait, we have one of the worst defenses in the league this season.

EDIT: Inter really decided to prove my point. Fredy Guarin has now just been sidelined with a calf injury. Down to three first team midfielders now :x

Who is out for how long?
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Stramala wrote:And back at Appiano Gentile...

It's happened again. Another injury. This time Esteban Cambiasso. At the rate the team is going now, by the final week of the season there won't be enough players in the squad to field a starting XI. IIRC this is the current injury list;

Luca Castellazzi
Yuto Nagatomo
Christian Chivu
Ibrahima M'baye
Gaby Mudingayi
Walter Gargano
Esteban Cambiasso
Dejan Stankovic
Joel Obi
Rodrigo Palacio
Antonio Cassano
Diego Milito

I just cannot believe how f***ed up everything is at the moment. The two remaining strikers on the team are 35yo Rocchi, with 1 goal in 13 months, and 19yo Forte from the Primavera (youth) team. There are only four first team midfielders fit at the moment (Kovacic, Kuzmanovic, Guarin, Alvarez), we have one perfectly fit player who does not fit any system this team plays and is therefore as good as useless (Schelotto), but at least all our first choice defenders (Nagatomo aside) are fit. Oh, wait, we have one of the worst defenses in the league this season.

EDIT: Inter really decided to prove my point. Fredy Guarin has now just been sidelined with a calf injury. Down to three first team midfielders now :x


Bad luck makes the number of Inter Milan's injured players going too damn high (pun intended). :(
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roblomas52 wrote:
Stramala wrote:And back at Appiano Gentile...

It's happened again. Another injury. This time Esteban Cambiasso. At the rate the team is going now, by the final week of the season there won't be enough players in the squad to field a starting XI. IIRC this is the current injury list;

Luca Castellazzi
Yuto Nagatomo
Christian Chivu
Ibrahima M'baye
Gaby Mudingayi
Walter Gargano
Esteban Cambiasso
Dejan Stankovic
Joel Obi
Rodrigo Palacio
Antonio Cassano
Diego Milito

I just cannot believe how f***ed up everything is at the moment. The two remaining strikers on the team are 35yo Rocchi, with 1 goal in 13 months, and 19yo Forte from the Primavera (youth) team. There are only four first team midfielders fit at the moment (Kovacic, Kuzmanovic, Guarin, Alvarez), we have one perfectly fit player who does not fit any system this team plays and is therefore as good as useless (Schelotto), but at least all our first choice defenders (Nagatomo aside) are fit. Oh, wait, we have one of the worst defenses in the league this season.

EDIT: Inter really decided to prove my point. Fredy Guarin has now just been sidelined with a calf injury. Down to three first team midfielders now :x

Who is out for how long?

Castellazzi: Rest of season
Nagatomo: 3 weeks
Chivu: Unknown
M'baye: Rest of season
Mudingayi: Rest of season
Gargano: 3 weeks
Cambiasso: TBA
Stankovic: Unknown
Obi: Rest of season
Guarin: TBA
Palacio: 1 week left
Cassano: 1 week left
Milito: Rest of season, possibly start of 2013/14 depending on rehabilitation

Also, small correction, I forgot that Rocchi scored in the Roma game, so he's now on 2 goals in 13 months.
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How there going, Stramala clean up those boots, you might be needed.

Is the Obi who was on loan to Parma, DM?

To sort of add to the list, Mariga McDonald has hardly played for Parma since his loan in January, still issues with his knee
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David AGS wrote:Is the Obi who was on loan to Parma, DM?

No, that was Nwankwo Obiora. Easy mistake though.
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Meanwhile in Belgium
White Star Woluwe (which failed to get a professional license, declared its intention to bankrupcy, but qualified for the promotion play-offs) might get it's license after all, and might get promoted to first division after all. Their new investors are the same investors that wanted to take over FC Brussels (who initially also failed to get a license, but the owner decided to pay for it with his own money, not the first time he does that...), which according to the owner of Brussels are a Qatari foundation that doesn't actually exist. To be continued. Notably, both teams are from Brussels and have history in the former RWDM.
The worst thing that could happen is if White Star actually gets promoted (because their squad is pretty good), and these investors are indeed frauds.
Of course this pissed me off as this means my favourite team Stvv don't get to play in the promotion play-offs (unless if they manage to overtake Westerlo), but truth be told, they weren't good enough. At least they now officially have the highest stadium in Belgium (but still small capacity), and probably the most expensive one too, i hope this doesn't get them in trouble.
Meanwhile Beerschot keeps on getting facepalms, numerously quoting this was calculated So your team is 17M in debt (started 2 years back with only 3M in debt), fail to get a license, failed to show up to defend its license appeal, hasn't payed for their winter transfers, all their youth players have left, haven't paid for their training facilities either, and their manager has the guts to say that this was all intended? :lol: But i feel bad for their fans, they've been screwed very hard (at least Woluwe doesn't have any fans)
We tend to forget some positive news, Vincent Kompany has bought a small team from Brussels (Fc Bleid-Gaume, which was originally a team from the province of Luxembourg, but anyway, its new name is Bx Brussels), so there is hope for football in Brussels. (however there seems to be no hope for football in Antwerp)
Also Lierse thinks it's a good idea to have a pop-rock singer (Walter Grootaers from De Kreuners) as their commercial manager. This is somewhat relevant to racing as this is the same guy that once intended to enter for the 24hours of Zolder, and got injured before the race because he fell off the podium (ROTR indeed...) Truth be told he participated in some more races and did OK in them.
So really, does anybody care about the championship play-offs? These reject teams give us plenty of action!

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A madness I wrote in xkoranate.

For the record, Mobile Chicanes FC uses "Vanuatu - Road to World Cup" squad and the Grand Prix Rejects club uses the (unused) "Dageham and Rejects" squad. ;)
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FMecha wrote:A madness I wrote in xkoranate.

For the record, Mobile Chicanes FC uses "Vanuatu - Road to World Cup" squad and the Grand Prix Rejects club uses the (unused) "Dageham and Rejects" squad. ;)

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