HWNSNBM Facts

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Aug 2011, 06:47

AdrianSutil wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM sinks in concrete.

He also floats on quicksand.

And walks on water.

And swims on land.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 30 Aug 2011, 10:28

Wizzie wrote:And swims on land.

And dances on Corn Flakes

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 30 Aug 2011, 11:01

HWNSNBM can also fly from Europe or America directly to Australia via the centre of the Earth.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 30 Aug 2011, 11:38

Gravity force is not strong enough for HWNSNBM.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Aug 2011, 22:37

HWNSNBM could do what Geraint Pillock couldnt...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHWyWOH0OZk

...with or without a coracle.

takagi_for_the_win · Post by **takagi_for_the_win** » 02 Oct 2011, 01:49

HWNSNBM once shot down a fighter jet by pointing at it and saying 'Bang'

HWNSNBM once played chicken with a wall. Thus, the first door was born.

HWNSNBM is suing the creators of MySpace because 'myspace' is what HWNSNBM calls everything around him.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 02 Oct 2011, 15:48

AdrianSutil wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM sinks in concrete.

He also floats on quicksand.

And walks on water.

...and the underside of water.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Oct 2011, 21:34

HWNSNBM once won the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 17 hours, whilst racing on the Russian Grand Prix circuit.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Oct 2011, 20:31

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM once won the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 17 miliseconds, whilst racing on the Russian Grand Prix circuit and oversaw the construction of the Buddh circuit.

Fixed.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 Oct 2011, 21:29

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM once won the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 17 miliseconds, whilst racing on the Russian Grand Prix circuit, overseing the construction of the Buddh circuit and reading I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld simultaneously.

Fixed my own one.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Oct 2011, 21:34

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM once won the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 17 miliseconds, whilst racing on the Russian Grand Prix circuit, overseing the construction of the Buddh circuit and ghostwriting I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld simultaneously while also inventing the flux capacitor and explaining why Einsein's theories of general relativity both allows and does not allow this to work.

I expect this to be improved further.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 17 Oct 2011, 14:01

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM once won the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 17 miliseconds, whilst racing on the Russian Grand Prix circuit, constructing the Buddh circuit, ghostwriting I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld simultaneously, inventing the flux capacitor and explaining why Einsein's theories of general relativity both allows and does not allow this to work, while also playing chess boxing with Chuck Norris.

Fixed further, then.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 17 Oct 2011, 16:11

Phoenix wrote:
HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one prosthetic leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar and a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni and Paul Stoddart for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk, building a Dacia Sandero from scratch with Uno cards.

Because we all humans have the quality of improving.

DanielPT wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM once won the 24 Hours of Le Mans in 17 miliseconds, whilst racing on the Russian Grand Prix circuit, constructing the Buddh circuit, ghostwriting I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld simultaneously, inventing the flux capacitor and explaining why Einsein's theories of general relativity both allows and does not allow this to work, while also playing chess boxing with Chuck Norris.

Fixed further, then.

HWNSNBM did both of these within the same second.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Oct 2011, 21:58

dr-baker wrote:
HWNSNBM IS OMNIPOTENT AND TRULLI AWESOME

Fixed for the umpteenth time.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Oct 2011, 09:09

Phoenix wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
HWNSNBM IS OMNIPOTENT, OMNISCIENT AND TRULLI AWESOME

Fixed for the umpteenth time.

And fixed yet again...

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 19 Oct 2011, 15:13

HWNSNBM uses a blowtorch to shave

Post by **tommykl** » 19 Oct 2011, 15:33

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM uses a blowtorch to shave

No. HWNSNBM doesn't need to shave. He just scares the hair off of his face.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 19 Oct 2011, 16:07

tommykl wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM uses a blowtorch to shave

No. HWNSNBM doesn't need to shave. He just scares the hair off of his face.

And he can control his facial hair growth at will.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 19 Oct 2011, 19:17

HWNSNBM still uses Betamax

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Oct 2011, 20:40

HWNSNBM can record an HD movie onto vinyl if he so chooses.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 19 Oct 2011, 23:07

dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can record an HD or IMAX movie onto wax clinder if he so chooses.

Dexif.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 20 Oct 2011, 08:29

ADx_Wales wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can record an HD or IMAX movie onto paper if he so chooses.

Dexif.

Ficksed.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 20 Oct 2011, 15:48

Cynon wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can record an HD or IMAX movie onto radiowaves if he so chooses.

Dexif.

Ficksed.

Fickzed (again)

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Oct 2011, 20:53

stupot94 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can record an HD or IMAX movie onto a human being's soul if he so chooses.

Fickzed (again)

Morally Fixed.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Oct 2011, 20:58

ADx_Wales wrote:
stupot94 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can record an HD or IMAX movie onto a human being's soul if he so chooses.

Fickzed (again)

Morally Fixed.

Jacky Fickxed

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Oct 2011, 21:08

This wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can record an HD or IMAX movie onto a human being's soul if he so chooses.

Jacky Fickxed

Wait a minute you didnt fix anyth....OHHHHHHH!

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 20 Oct 2011, 21:20

HWNSNBM can win in a Life and fail to qualify in a Red Bull, Mclaren, and Ferrari.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Oct 2011, 21:23

wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can win in a Life and fail to qualify in a Red Bull, Mclaren, and Ferrari.

Simultaneously as well.

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 20 Oct 2011, 23:55

redbulljack14 wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can win in a Life and fail to qualify in a Red Bull, Mclaren, and Ferrari.

Simultaneously as well.

A lot of f1 drivers can do that!

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 21 Oct 2011, 05:34

wmetcalf68 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can win in a Life and fail to qualify in a Red Bull, Mclaren, and Ferrari.

Simultaneously as well.

A lot of f1 drivers can do that!

BLASPHEMY!!!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 21 Oct 2011, 07:44

wmetcalf68 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
wmetcalf68 wrote:HWNSNBM can win in a Life and fail to qualify in a Red Bull, Mclaren, and Ferrari.

Simultaneously as well.

A lot of f1 drivers can do that!

But can they do it backwards? HWNSNBM can!

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 21 Oct 2011, 22:38

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But can they do it backwards? HWNSNBM can! [/quote] Yeah! He can also get Pole Position in all of the reject cars! (Way too long of a list!)

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 22 Oct 2011, 11:24

HWNSNBM was the real winner of the 2004 Canadian Grand Prix

Mister Fungus · Post by **Mister Fungus** » 22 Oct 2011, 15:03

HWNSNBM was the only Michelin runner (and subsequent winner of course) of the 2005 US GP.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Oct 2011, 16:16

Bees usuall make honey, but HWNSNBM's special swarm can also create chutney, gravy, marmalade, marmite, vegimite, nutella and any other form of condiment.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 22 Oct 2011, 16:36

ADx_Wales wrote:Bees usuall make honey, but HWNSNBM's special swarm can also create chutney, gravy, marmalade, marmite, vegimite, nutella and any other form of condiment.

Also they can make any form of Continent

wmetcalf68 · Post by **wmetcalf68** » 22 Oct 2011, 19:17

stupot94 wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:Bees usuall make honey, but HWNSNBM's special swarm can also create chutney, gravy, marmalade, marmite, vegimite, nutella and any other form of condiment.

Also they can make any form of Continent

Or country! Or state!

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 22 Oct 2011, 20:07

ADx_Wales wrote:Bees usuall make honey, but HWNSNBM's special swarm can also create chutney, gravy, marmalade, marmite, vegimite, nutella and any other form of condiment.

Bah! HWNSNBM's bees wouldn't touch Vegemite with a barge pole. But they do make mayonnaise, Bovril, Oxo, HP Sauce, Gentleman's Relish, Innis & Gunn's Oak Aged Beer, Persil, Mr. Sheen, brake fluid, WD-40, and a special variety of paprika only found in that particular hive.

Bees that make Vegemite, Knorr stock cubes, Foster's, Daddies sauce and Daz belong to Gianmaria Bruni.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Oct 2011, 20:39

I believe Bruni's produce Heinz Ketchup, but only the kind found in the annoying squeezecap bottle that always gets stuck to the side when the bottle is almost empty, theres at least half a bottle that cannot be arsed to move out!

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 23 Oct 2011, 02:43

Mister Fungus wrote:HWNSNBM was the only Michelin runner (and subsequent winner of course) of the 2005 US GP.

HWNSNBM won the 2005 WDC. And the WCC as well!