HWNSNBM Facts

Jack O Melley · Post by **Jack O Melley** » 25 Oct 2011, 00:46

HWNSNBM can cross his legs while driving, and win races aswell.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 25 Oct 2011, 10:01

Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Oct 2011, 12:57

DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 25 Oct 2011, 13:25

dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

I think 8th place in a Minardi is enough evidence

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 25 Oct 2011, 14:17

dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

Don't get me wrong, dr-baker, it wasn't a tirade against the thread. I was just stating a HWNSNBM fact! Now all you have to do is to better that!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Oct 2011, 15:34

DanielPT wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

Don't get me wrong, dr-baker, it wasn't a tirade against the thread. I was just stating a HWNSNBM fact! Now all you have to do is to better that!

Hey, I was cool with it!

And HWNSNBM is the architect of the software behind Capricorn 1.

Post by **tommykl** » 25 Oct 2011, 16:53

HWNSNBM is the sofware behind Capricorn 1.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 25 Oct 2011, 18:29

tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM is the sofware behind Capricorn 1.

He is the architect and the software.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 25 Oct 2011, 18:52

Also the hardware, firmware and operating system.

Talking of operating systems, HWNSNBM can program any version of Windows to multi-task in the same way as Unix-based OSs can. Including ME. HWNSNBM can even get Windows ME to not crash every three minutes.

HWNSNBM can pick up the mouse, talk into where the ball used to be on those old-school contraptions, and the computer will do everything he says. Even in an ancient and unintelligble dialect of Hungarian.

Sir Clive Sinclair once said, slightly facetiously, it was possible to run a nuclear power plant with a ZX-81. HWNSNBM can do this without needing a 16K RAM pack. Now you know how all the electricity in Hungary is generated.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 25 Oct 2011, 18:59

HWNSNBM can drive using his teeth instead of his hands.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 25 Oct 2011, 20:45

HWNSNBM can drive backwards and take pole... in a Life!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Oct 2011, 22:59

ranig wrote:HWNSNBM can drive using his teeth instead of his hands while eating goulash and singing the Hungarian national anthem.

Fix'd.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 26 Oct 2011, 11:48

HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 26 Oct 2011, 11:53

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 26 Oct 2011, 12:13

DanielPT wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

Read that and thought of this.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 26 Oct 2011, 14:29

DanielPT wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH2UB2uD-tA

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 30 Oct 2011, 00:00

dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

Read that and thought of this.

Did you know that HWNSNBM played every character in that movie? Including all the extras...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 30 Oct 2011, 08:40

Wow, HWNSNBM played the Oompa Loompas too?

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 30 Oct 2011, 12:31

dr-baker wrote:Wow, HWNSNBM played the Oompa Loompas too?

Yes. They scraped cells from his pillow. Put them into a machine and it made Oompa Loompas. He could control them also

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 30 Oct 2011, 23:02

HWNSNBM won his seat in F1 by finding a golden ticket hidden in a chocolate bar by Paul Stoddart.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 30 Oct 2011, 23:44

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won his seat in F1 by finding a golden ticket hidden in a chocolate bar by Paul Stoddart.

HWNSNBM has a golden-ticket radar implanted in his brain, so there was no serious competition for that...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Oct 2011, 00:54

Everytime HWNSNBM ..........s He Kills a Kitten.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 31 Oct 2011, 16:52

ADx_Wales wrote:Everytime HWNSNBM ..........s He Kills a Kitten.

No, that is when everybody else does... it. When HWNSNBM does... it, he revives a kitten. And he loves kittens.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 31 Oct 2011, 17:14

HWNSNBM, ruler of the planets Omicron Persei 1 through 7.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 01 Nov 2011, 00:32

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM, ruler of the planets Omicron Persei 1 through 7.

And an invasion of Omicron Persei 8, using battleships made from parts of an old Minardi PS04, must soon be on the cards. Lrrr and Nd-Nd stand no chance.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 01 Nov 2011, 00:45

dinizintheoven wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM, ruler of the planets Omicron Persei 1 through 7.

And an invasion of Omicron Persei 8, using battleships made from parts of an old Minardi PS04, must soon be on the cards. Lrrr and Nd-Nd stand no chance.

Actually, HWNSNBM control Omicron Persei 8 as well, he just lets Lrrr operate as an acting leader while he's off doing more important things.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 09 Dec 2011, 05:09

HWNSNBM gave tommykl the knowledge of the early days of the sport.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 09 Dec 2011, 10:37

(Based upon a Chuck Norris fact I heard at the weekend)

HWNSNBM has a Gmail account. It is [email protected]

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Dec 2011, 23:38

Jack Christopherson only won the 1996 Monaco Grand Prix because HWNSNBM moved the barriers closer at Ste Devote, forcing everyone else to crash.

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 12 Dec 2011, 23:42

some say that HWNSNBM is slowy, ever so slowly, making his way toward redbulljack14's hideout for a small conversation about flat tires....

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 12 Dec 2011, 23:49

HWNSNBM has a special hatred for both Rubens Barrichello and Daniel Melrose.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Dec 2011, 23:51

nome66 wrote:some say that HWNSNBM is slowy, ever so slowly, making his way toward redbulljack14's hideout for a small conversation about flat tires....

We had a 2 day birthday bash last year, my 18th was the day after his 30th, it was awesome, he gifted me the power of winning races in 1996.

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 13 Dec 2011, 06:41

redbulljack14 wrote:
nome66 wrote:some say that HWNSNBM is slowy, ever so slowly, making his way toward redbulljack14's hideout for a small conversation about flat tires....

We had a 2 day birthday bash last year, my 18th was the day after his 30th, it was awesome, he gifted me the power of talking a load of bullsh...

Fixed

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 13 Dec 2011, 07:38

HWNSNBM created the WWF attitude era. He then teamed up with Alex Zanardi to form the greatest tag team ever. And if you're not down with that, they've got two words for ya. :lol:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Dec 2011, 11:06

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM created the WWF attitude era.

Gotta love the Worldwide Fund for Nature. Although the rest of your post seems to suggest I'm deliberately misunderstanding the acronym...

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 13 Dec 2011, 13:09

In Soviet Russia... HWNSNBM is just as powerful as everywhere else.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 Dec 2011, 22:25

HWNSNBM has his own level in the Cool Wall.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 15 Dec 2011, 19:59

When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 15 Dec 2011, 20:17

HWNSNBM created the universe by dividing himself by zero.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 16 Dec 2011, 03:20

stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)