Grand Prix Rejects

DonTirri wrote:

CoopsII wrote:

DanielPT wrote:Whenever DonTirri comes to post in here after a Hamilton win, I can only imagine him going like this.

About right except he's normally naked, drenched in sweat and with his dick in his hand.

*golfclap*

Congratulations. We've just reached playground insults. This is exactly the kind of stuff I'd expect from Autosport, and not F1Rejects. But what can you expect when you're dealing with thin-skinned immature keyboardwarriors.

I had a bet with myself that you could take it as well as give it out. I lost.

CoopsII wrote:

DonTirri wrote:

CoopsII wrote:About right except he's normally naked, drenched in sweat and with his dick in his hand.

*golfclap*

Congratulations. We've just reached playground insults. This is exactly the kind of stuff I'd expect from Autosport, and not F1Rejects. But what can you expect when you're dealing with thin-skinned immature keyboardwarriors.

I had a bet with myself that you could take it as well as give it out. I lost.

I can take the playground insults, bring them on.

On a slightly more on topic note, the organisers really need to shorten the track or the number of laps because most of this years race was really damn boring.

CoopsII wrote:

DonTirri wrote:*golfclap*

Congratulations. We've just reached playground insults. This is exactly the kind of stuff I'd expect from Autosport, and not F1Rejects. But what can you expect when you're dealing with thin-skinned immature keyboardwarriors.

I had a bet with myself that you could take it as well as give it out. I lost.

As matter of fact it was quite predictable that not only he could not take it as he would go on using precisely the word 'immature'. I did not foresaw keyboardwarriors, though!

I even had a meme prepared just for this as an homage! I call him 'mature Hamilton':

DanielPT wrote: I did not foresaw keyboardwarriors, though!

NOBODY FORESEE'S THE KEYBOARDWARRIORS!!!!!!

CoopsII wrote:

DanielPT wrote: I did not foresaw keyboardwarriors, though!

NOBODY FORESEE'S THE KEYBOARDWARRIORS!!!!!!

I t looks like they are playing the keytar

roblomas52 wrote:I t looks like they are playing the keytar

Joke all you like, sonny, but we will destroy you and raze your existence from the earth from the safe distance of wireless internet access.

Note: At home I actually use a laptop or tablet but there were no images for that

CoopsII wrote::lol: I had a bet with myself that you could take it as well as give it out. I lost.

This entire issue in a nutshell.

DonTirri spends all his time complaining about people that spend too much complaining, then complains when people complain about his incessant complaining. I mean...geez! Just do us all a favour, make the point once and then move on to something else! I don't feel the need to tear into Raikkonen or Sutil after every single GP, even if their performances might merit criticism. It gets tiresome after a while and nobody wants to read it.

Let's remember kids, this is a forum, a two way system. If you harp on about the same thing time and time again, eventually people will get so tired of it they will start flinging their faeces at you until you shut up!

Biscione wrote:If you harp on about the same thing time and time again, eventually people will get so tired of it they will start flinging their faeces at you until you shut up!

You fling all the faeces you want, poo-slinger. I would prefer to just ignore them...

Is it me or it's getting a bit smelly in this thread?

Only since you arrived here

CoopsII wrote:Only since you arrived here

Ah! That's a good one!

Whoever smelt it dealt it?

dr-baker wrote:Whoever smelt it dealt it?

He who says the rhyme did the crime.

CoopsII wrote:

dr-baker wrote:Whoever smelt it dealt it?

He who says the rhyme did the crime.

Next person to speak is the person who reeks!

...

Said the rap, done the crap

Can't believe we're already going into F1 deprivation now. Three-quarters through a season, 3 days since the last race, less than 10 until the next race, and with a title battle still going on. What is happening to us!

AndreaModa wrote:Said the rap, done the crap

Y'know, Id never heard the word/phrase "cockwomble" until I read it on here being applied to Hamilton and when I see pictures like that one I find it hard to imagine any other description.

CoopsII wrote:

AndreaModa wrote:Said the rap, done the crap

Y'know, Id never heard the word/phrase "cockwomble" until I read it on here being applied to Hamilton and when I see pictures like that one I find it hard to imagine any other description.

Yeah, it was the exact picture I was after to go with that statement. He's quite a tit sometimes!

AndreaModa wrote: He's quite a tit sometimes!

When he's behind the wheel he's capable of some legendary performances.

When he get's out of the car I want to push him down a flight of stairs.

I... I don't even.. What are Mercedes doing?

https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/515555392349536258

According to their twitter, the "foreign substance" caused a short circuit. Now, the only foreign substances that can create some sort of short circuit are liquid... This can lead to fairly interesting conspiracy theories.

Miguel98 wrote:This can lead to fairly interesting conspiracy theories.

And it took only three responses:

Oppy wrote:Lewis probably spat in it Go Lewis

Other theories include Red Bull (seems to be the most popular one), Hamilton's coffee and Muller yoghurt.

I'm really glad I usually miss the Singapore GP due to my wedding anniversary as my favourite drivers usually do really badly. This year was especially great to miss as it was so dull. I watched it this afternoon and really, I could have fast forwarded after the first lap as it was blindingly obvious that the spoilt one would win.

So being mid-air on the way to the land of Tiago Monteiro and Pedro Lamy was definitely the right option. Especially as I've just had a great holiday!

Miguel98 wrote:Now, the only foreign substances that can create some sort of short circuit are liquid...

I'm fairly sure that sufficient quantities of graphite or metal filings could cause a short circuit if the distance between the electrodes is small enough. Why they'd be present in the pits, I wouldn't know, but I don't think just liquids can cause short circuits.

Barbazza wrote:So being mid-air on the way to the land of Tiago Monteiro and Pedro Lamy was definitely the right option. Especially as I've just had a great holiday!

I hope you have enjoyed your stay in the land of Tiago Monteiro and Pedro Lamy. I find it a nice place to visit.


As for the liquid and the short-circuit, it never happened until now for what I can tell so no wonder conspiracies will crop up. Although stuff like this can happen to everyone, it is a mighty coincidence that it happened to the team involved in a title battle between their own drivers.

RAK wrote:

Miguel98 wrote:Now, the only foreign substances that can create some sort of short circuit are liquid...

I'm fairly sure that sufficient quantities of graphite or metal filings could cause a short circuit if the distance between the electrodes is small enough. Why they'd be present in the pits, I wouldn't know, but I don't think just liquids can cause short circuits.

Graphite sprays are commonly used as a lubricant in industrial applications, particularly for high temperature components, so I could see how graphite can be introduced into the system. Perhaps Mercedes might use a graphite spray as a lubricant for the steering column? It could also explain why it would not be immediately visible, since the residue left by the spray would probably not be immediately visible against a black or metallic grey background.

Whilst it is probably unlikely, it's worth noting that the original message by Mercedes does not explicitly state that the contaminant was actually a liquid - it's just that most observers seem to have assumed that it was a liquid which would cause those issues.

DanielPT wrote:I hope you have enjoyed your stay in the land of Tiago Monteiro and Pedro Lamy. I find it a nice place to visit.

I did indeed! The weather was mostly great, and Porto is a wonderful place. I particularly enjoyed eating a Francesinha ('Heart attack on a plate' as the other half called it!) and tasting loads of port.

Amusingly enough, our guide on the port tasting tour used to go out with someone who was close friends with Tiago Monteiro. He told us that his antics on the podium at the US GP embarrassed the whole country, which I can understand. It was still amusing though.

Barbazza wrote:

DanielPT wrote: I particularly enjoyed eating a Francesinha ('Heart attack on a plate' as the other half called it!)

I just Googled it, aand after reading about it on Wikipedia, it sounds a bit like a horseshoe/ponyshoe (native to central Illinois). Delicious, but definitely a heart attack on a plate as your other half put it!

EDIT: Well, maybe a bit more like a croque monsieur, but they all are bread, meat and a lovely sauce!

I can tell you that a Francesinha is really good. But don't eat a lot of them, or you'll end up getting really fat really quickly.