Grand Prix Rejects

Barbazza wrote:

In an attempt to appeal to F1 fans, Champcar recreates classic crashes, starting with 'Luciano Burti at Hockenheim'.
Next week - 'Mauricio Gugelmin at Paul Ricard'!!!

I'd say that was more like Villeneuve and Ralf Schumacher at Australia 2001.

"Hmm, I think I left the cooker on at home."

Mike tries hard to impress Katherine Legge.

Vettel and Webber both get the blame

Ross Prawn wrote:

I think I'm going to be sick.

Somebody just got bribed.

"I hate you."
"Come near me and I'll rip your face off."

Vettel: Don't blame me, its horner fault!
Webber: Its not my fault too, blame horner!

Ross Prawn wrote:
I think I'm going to be sick.

That just about sums it up. Someone please tell me this isnt a recent picture? I.E. Since Turkey?

Vettel and Webber demonstrate their driving style.

coops wrote:

Ross Prawn wrote:
I think I'm going to be sick.

That just about sums it up. Someone please tell me this isnt a recent picture? I.E. Since Turkey?

It is very recent - Red Bull put this photo out with their usual PR material a few days ago, trying to downplay any talk of fighting between their drivers (which other teams are - naturally enouth - talking about the possibility of, possibly in the hope of destabilising the team). As an aside, the original caption for that picture was 'S*** Happens', apparently.

mario wrote:

coops wrote:

Ross Prawn wrote:
I think I'm going to be sick.

That just about sums it up. Someone please tell me this isnt a recent picture? I.E. Since Turkey?

It is very recent - Red Bull put this photo out with their usual PR material a few days ago, trying to downplay any talk of fighting between their drivers (which other teams are - naturally enouth - talking about the possibility of, possibly in the hope of destabilising the team).

In that case I would imagine, slightly out of shot, Helmut Marko is stood with a hunting rifle pointed at the pair.

Ross Prawn wrote:

Just as the picture was taken, Seb stands in from of Webber, who quickly pushes him off the set...

I'm not sure that picture is recent. Vettel looks younger and his top is decidedly Torro Rosso-esque.

Good use of a picture though

Rubens: OI! IT'S NO USE! BAR DONT WANT YOU!
Montoya: Eh? Who?
da Matta: I'm new here, so, don't expect me to know...
Panis: Heh, Jacques begging for his job back?

The world's strangest barbershop quartet.

Rubens:"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Mark: Damn kid, not again

coops wrote:
Rubens:"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I'M-A FIRING MY LAZOR!

Montoya demonstrates his inflatable Rubens Barrichelo.

Ross Prawn wrote:

Montoya demonstrates his inflatable Rubens Barrichelo.

I think we have a winner

JPM: Hey guys, have you heard what Rubens promised to do if he doesn't win a race this year?
DM: Yeah, it sounds very hilarious. Who on earth could've persuaded him to do it?
OP: I think those pills I dropped in his drink worked...eeexcellently...
RB: WHAT WHAT WHAT?

Sadly, we never could hear what he promised as he actually won a couple of races

Alternatively:
JPM: Why was Ralfie so furious? I would've thought that he was happy after getting that Toyota contract.
OP: That was before I told him what the team really is; the end of one's career.
DM: I hope you're not too serious about it...
RB: He's dead serious (laughs manically)

Captain Hammer wrote:

"It's just like the McLaren F-duct - I block this hole and the ride height goes down."

Pretty average Photoshop job...nice idea though

C'mon guys.. I'm okay again! There's no need to run away!! Guys?

"Vitaly! Vitaly!! VITALY!! C'mon guys, own up. Who unplugged Petrov?"

(Although Klon wins IMHO)

There's almost no need to caption this pick...

Captain Hammer wrote:

And now a man with a tape recorder up his nose... (Monty Python anyone?)

Webber discovers superglue

Prost: What do you mean I owe you money? I've been paying on time without fail!
Michelin Man: Well, we found out that the money was coming from the bank account of the McLaren team...
Prost: Oh c'mon! The times I won the championship with them? They failed to pay my bonuses!

'Boys, I think I'm stuck.'

Bloody moles !

The cloning experiment was a complete success - except for the eyebrows

Prost: "Is my nose straight on this angle?

"This is brilliant! One of you lads stick another 50p in the slot!"

HRT launch their new driver development scheme.

Sebastian Vettel: "I forget ... is it V-E-T-T-E-L or V-E-T-T-L-E?"

Formula One's drivers like nun of the new safety measures.

thehemogoblin wrote:
Formula One's drivers like nun of the new safety measures.

The new F1 drivers had a habit of running into each other.

Oh dear.



Formula Nun