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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Dec 2011, 10:18
by dinizintheoven
JeremyMcClean wrote:stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh
So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)
Then he can make his breath smell like whatever he subconsciously decides. Mint, garlic, goulash, papayas, daffodils, Castrol GTX, Gianmaria Bruni's old socks... anything.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Dec 2011, 10:43
by Klon
JeremyMcClean wrote:stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh
So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)
His breath smelles mintier and freshier...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Dec 2011, 16:53
by DanielPT
Klon wrote:JeremyMcClean wrote:stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh
So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)
His breath smelles mintier and freshier...
HWNSNBM can make breath mints from garlic. And they are fresher than those made from peppermints.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 19 Dec 2011, 23:46
by Phoenix
Nope! You're all wrong! Heretics! His breath always smells like papaya!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Dec 2011, 20:25
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM once recorded a podcast with sign language
Faith tries to reach out and touch HWNSNBM
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 08:14
by CoopsII
HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 12:24
by dr-baker
CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.
NORAD can track Father Christmas, but it would never be able to track HWNSNBM.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 14:26
by dr-baker
HWNSNBM has three hands - a left hand, a right hand, and the upper hand.
It is impossible for HWNSNBM to jump the start of a race - the race starts when he decides it starts.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 16:29
by AdrianSutil
dr-baker wrote:CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.
NORAD can track Father Christmas, but it would never be able to track HWNSNBM.
HWNSNBM tracks NORAD you mean.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Dec 2011, 16:55
by dr-baker
AdrianSutil wrote:dr-baker wrote:CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM gets round the world faster than Father Christmas.
NORAD can track Father Christmas, but it would never be able to track HWNSNBM.
HWNSNBM tracks NORAD you mean.
Oh, of course. HWNSNBM can track NORAD, but NORAD cannot track HWNSNBM!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Dec 2011, 19:06
by Klon
HWNSNBM mostly wins Civilization games by Cultural Victory, however, he does not need to build three world wonders, he only needs to build three Scouts.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 09:17
by CoopsII
HWNSNBM was a founding member of Neds Atomic Dustbin.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 11:50
by CoopsII
HWNSNBM started the Arab Spring.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 23:08
by DemocalypseNow
HWNSNBM can do a lap of the LHC at CERN in negative 3 seconds.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 23:55
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM gave Rick Astley up
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 02:12
by DemocalypseNow
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM gave Rick Astley up
HWNSNBM let Rick Astley down.
HWNSNBM deserted Rick Astley.
HWNSNBM made Rick Astley cry.
HWNSNBM said goodbye to Rick Astley.
HWNSNBM told Rick Astley lies and hurt him.
Too far? Yeah...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 10:20
by CoopsII
HWNSNBM gave me one good reason to leave me,
I gave HWNSNBM ten good reasons to stay,
HWNSNBM is the only one I believe in,
Id be hurt, Id be hurt, if HWNSNBM went away.
For deffo too much this time.....
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 31 Dec 2011, 12:02
by dr-baker
That went too far so HWNSNBM has sent me to try some diversion tactics:
On the first day of Christmas, HWNSNBM gave to me Alan Partridge in a pear tree.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 16:19
by Aerospeed
dr-baker wrote:That went too far so HWNSNBM has sent me to try some diversion tactics:
On the first day of Christmas, HWNSNBM gave to me Alan Partridge in a pear tree.
No, he gave everyone all twelve things all at once!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 16:43
by Ferrim
The mayas said the world would end on 21 December 2012. Then HWNSNBM came and destroyed their civilization.
Morale: only HWNSNBM has the power to destroy the world, and is unwise to arbitrarily establish dates.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 23:35
by TomWazzleshaw
HWNSNBM has an irrational hatred for Rubens Barrichello. And Daniel Melrose for that matter.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Jan 2012, 15:34
by DanielPT
Ferrim wrote:The mayas said the world would end on 21 December 2012. Then HWNSNBM came and destroyed their civilization.
Morale: only HWNSNBM has the power to destroy the world, and is unwise to arbitrarily establish dates.
The Mayas knew HWNSNBM would come and destroy their civilization. Some say they knew this because his name got mentioned a lot at that time in that civilization. They made their calendar according to this prevision already. Some dude in our civilization 'studied' the Mayan calendar and misinterpreted this and now there is belief this refers to our day. HWNSNBM will come for him very soon...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Jan 2012, 17:00
by CoopsII
HWNSNBM still lives on Deep Space Nine
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Jan 2012, 17:17
by DemocalypseNow
CoopsII wrote:HWNSNBM still lives on Deep Space Nine
HWNSNBM turned Vic Fontaine from a hologram to a real person using nothing but an EPS conduit.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Feb 2012, 13:23
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
JeremyMcClean wrote:stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh
So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)
Probably his breath smells like papaya!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Feb 2012, 23:16
by RonDenisDeletraz
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:JeremyMcClean wrote:stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh
So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)
Probably his breath smells like papaya!
I've actually never eaten a papaya before
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Feb 2012, 23:22
by dr-baker
eurobrun wrote:I've actually never eaten a papaya before
Neither have I...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Feb 2012, 11:56
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
dr-baker wrote:eurobrun wrote:I've actually never eaten a papaya before
Neither have I...
Neither I.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Feb 2012, 17:08
by ranig
HWNSNBM can transform a platypus nose into a beautiful one.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Feb 2012, 23:18
by DemocalypseNow
ranig wrote:HWNSNBM can transform a platypus nose into a beautiful one.
And HWNSNBM can transform a papaya into a platypus nose.
In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM worships you!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 10:39
by WaffleCat
HWNSNBM can beat Vettel's Top Gear time riding a unicycle.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 10:55
by FullMetalJack
WaffleCat wrote:HWNSNBM can beat Vettel's Top Gear time riding a
table
Fixed
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 13:59
by dr-baker
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 17:57
by FullMetalJack
dr-baker wrote:Fixed even better.
I meant the table without anyone carrying it.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 18:23
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 2
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 19:49
by Aerospeed
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 4
Fixed
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 21:01
by FullMetalJack
JeremyMcClean wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 4
Fixed
The point of my fact was that it isn't technically possible to get 100% on GT2, due to drag races being taken out.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 21:39
by Aerospeed
redbulljack14 wrote:JeremyMcClean wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can achieve 100% in Gran Turismo 4
Fixed
The point of my fact was that it isn't technically possible to get 100% on GT2, due to drag races being taken out.
Oh!
I haven't played GT2 yet
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 22:10
by FullMetalJack
JeremyMcClean wrote:I haven't played GT2 yet
That game was a very significant part of my childhood.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Feb 2012, 22:15
by Aerospeed
redbulljack14 wrote:JeremyMcClean wrote:I haven't played GT2 yet
That game was a very significant part of my childhood.
Don't blame me, I was a toddler when the game came out