Grand Prix Rejects

Would someone be able to resize the Zakspeed pic for me so I could have it as my avatar. I called it first

Ralf Schumacher, Granny-face edition



Vitaly: Hey Vitantonio, what you lookin at?
Vitantonio: That screen with the BSOD on it...
Jaime: You still use Vista?
Fernando: Help... computer-fanatics...
Pedro: I'm too old for this.



Seb: Be happy I don't show you a different one!

USF1 headquarters: Clever, clever, wish we had thought of that!!!

redbulljack14 wrote:Would someone be able to resize the Zakspeed pic for me so I could have it as my avatar. I called it first

Not sure if it works because the picture has more height than width but one try.

"Felipe, how does it feels to truly be the new Rubens Barichello? Fernando, please impersonate Felipe during his response."

I found one you might find fun to caption!

From sniffpetrol. No caption required,really...

Shizuka wrote:

"Rubens, is it true that you're really the Stig"
OR
"Rubens, any advice for Felipe?"

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Rubens, how does it feel to watch Michael lose to his teammate?

Wizzie wrote:

Shizuka wrote:

"Rubens, is it true that you're really the Stig"
OR
"Rubens, any advice for Felipe?"

During the Hockenheim weekend, he was walking around the paddock wearing a T-shirt with "I beat the Stig" written on it (and showed one off the the BBC, joking that he was glad he was in Germany, because it made it hard for the Stig to find him) - so that might explain the smile on his face...

Take a good look, because I'm certainly going to crash this.

"This World Rally thing sure is strange. Everytime I go to race this guy gets in the car with me and wont get out"

I'm having a sh*t.

Totally off-topic... Juha Kankkunen have a small comeback in Rally Finland this weekend, anfter day one, he is in front of Kimi...

F1000X wrote:
Rubens, how does it feel to watch Michael lose to his teammate?

This is very good!

One more picture:

Whitmarsh: If you want to keep Fernando happy, make sure he gets preferential treatment.
Domenicalli: I see...

.. and then you tell Fernando that Massa's moving to McClaren and Lewis to Ferrari. Ron sends his love.

"We used to tell him we'd pour his Buckfast down the sink if he didnt do as he was told"

Ross Prawn wrote:.. and then you tell Fernando that Massa's moving to McClaren and Lewis to Ferrari. Ron sends his love.

The top drivers were shocked last week to see a fan protesting the rules by climbing atop Sebastian Vettel and sh***ing directly on his hat.

Whitmarsh: You think you can still win the championship, that's cute, it really is. Do you want to be a fireman when you grow up?

Caption not necessary

Vettel didn't care he only finished 3rd - there was Incubus playing in the background.

kostas22 wrote:

Was that taken at the same conference the Massa/Alonso one was taken at?

....bags of room....



What did you say Skippy? A small german boy is in trouble shouting inside his helmet?

Only Rubens' dry cleaner will know how close he was to the wall.

Captain Hammer wrote:

In response to claims that Formula One is boring, FOTA trailled a new system at the Hungarian Grand Prix where all the regular racers were replaced by Rio taxi drivers.

Fix'd.

redbulljack14 wrote:Would someone be able to resize the Zakspeed pic for me so I could have it as my avatar. I called it first

Best I could manage:

kostas22 wrote:

Captain Hammer wrote:

In response to claims that Formula One is boring, FOTA trailled a new system at the Hungarian Grand Prix where all the regular racers were replaced by Sakon Yamamoto

Fix'd.

Fixed (again).

MinardiFan95 wrote:
Only Rubens' dry cleaner will know how close he was to the wall.

This proves once and for all Schumacher really is the Stig and therefore he knows two facts about ducks and they are both wrong.

"Verdammt! I thought zer team orders vould still apply!"

Rubens: Michael, I was supposed to crash in order to help Hulkenberg win.
Michael: Ain't you learnt anything from RenaultF1? You're supposed to crash earlier in the race.

"Oh hi, Michael, how are you?"
"Hi Rubens, didn't see you there. What's new?"
"Ah, not much really. Just driving for Williams these days. You winning as usual?"
"Haha, not so much at the moment. Some Australian bloke today, apparently."
"Still with Ferrari?"
"No, I'm a Mercedes man now."
"Wow, crazy. McLaren?"
"No, they have their own team. Ross runs it."
"Oh, cool. That must be nice."
"Yeah, it's all right. I mean, it's not Ferrari, but it's okay. Well, better get on with it, car won't drive itself. See you around."
"Okay. Enjoy the rest of the race."
"Say hi to Frank for me."
"Will do. Bye!"
"See you."

Michael: "Ross, Barrichello has passed me with all 4 wheels off the circuit. He has to give the place back!"

Vettel was so distraught, he tried to facepalm, and missed.

coops wrote:
"Verdammt! I thought zer team orders vould still apply!"

Best.Caption.Ever.

You sir owe me a new keyboard, this one is rather soggy from all the coffee I spat xD

MinardiFan95 wrote:

kostas22 wrote:

Captain Hammer wrote:

In response to claims that Formula One is boring, FOTA trailled a new system at the Hungarian Grand Prix where all the regular racers were replaced by Sakon Yamamoto

Fix'd.

Fixed (again).

Way to stick your neck out there...