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Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 13 May 2012, 21:13
by pasta_maldonado
HWNSNBM put the fire at Williams out

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 13 May 2012, 21:16
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
pasta_maldonado wrote:HWNSNBM put the fire at Williams out

Or maybe HWNSNBM was the fire! :o :o :o

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 25 Sep 2012, 04:39
by FMecha
HWNSNBM can survive from a earth-destroying Nokia 3310. (Get the meme, mmkay? ;))

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 25 Sep 2012, 14:51
by dr-baker
FMecha wrote:HWNSNBM can survive from a earth-destroying Nokia 3310. (Get the meme, mmkay? ;))

No sorry, I do not get the meme. Please, elaborate.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Sep 2012, 22:23
by dinizintheoven
3310s are not indestructible. I dropped mine many times, and it survived, but in the end, one badly-positioned stone smashed the screen...

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 26 Sep 2012, 22:59
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM is the resurrection and he is the light.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 27 Sep 2012, 11:45
by FMecha
If you don't get it... ;)

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 27 Sep 2012, 16:14
by dr-baker
I had a 3310. (Actually, I still have it, just don't use it!) It is pretty study.

I would bet HWNSNBM could build a bomb-proof shelter out of them, couldn't he?

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 27 Sep 2012, 16:16
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
FMecha wrote:HWNSNBM can survive from a earth-destroying Nokia 3310. (Get the meme, mmkay? ;))

I still have a Nokia 3310. I will think about HWNSNBM everytime I will use my mobile phone! :-)

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 27 Sep 2012, 23:02
by TomWazzleshaw
dr-baker wrote:I had a 3310. (Actually, I still have it, just don't use it!) It is pretty study.

I would bet HWNSNBM could build a bomb-proof shelter out of them, couldn't he?


Hell, HWNSNBM would be able to build a nuclear-proof bunker out of the 2010 spec Bridgestone tyres :lol:

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 27 Sep 2012, 23:27
by Jocke1
http://youtu.be/MLoN4MNv90A
A Zoom Through The Known Universe


HWNSNBM placed the maple leaf there not long ago. Some say he named the leaf 'Luca'.
Watch and be amazed.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 28 Sep 2012, 11:04
by ibsey
When HWNSNBM is feeling generous, occassionally he lets Murray Walker mention the unmentionable.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 09 Oct 2012, 16:50
by dr-baker
HWNSNBM would be able to freefall from the sun to the earth at warp factor 9.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 09 Oct 2012, 20:33
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
HWNSNBM will win a championship driving a HRT. :mrgreen:

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 10 Oct 2012, 11:24
by dr-baker
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving a 1930s' Auto Union. :mrgreen:

Fixed. ;)

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 10 Oct 2012, 12:07
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
HWNSNBM will qualify driving a Life.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 10 Oct 2012, 14:40
by FullMetalJack
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving a Little Tikes red and yellow car that everyone had as a kid. :mrgreen:

Fixed. ;)


Properly fixed

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 10 Oct 2012, 21:40
by Nessafox
redbulljack14 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving a waffle :mrgreen:

Fixed. ;)


Properly fixed

More fixed

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 11 Oct 2012, 06:44
by Salamander
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship driving the Flintstone's car :mrgreen:
dr-baker wrote:Fixed. ;)
redbulljack14 wrote:Properly fixed
This wrote:More fixed


Now it's fixed.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 11 Oct 2012, 18:42
by nome66
Why are there more joke facts about Chuck Norris than Bruce Lee?

Because HWSNBM is no joke

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 11 Oct 2012, 19:04
by takagi_for_the_win
redbulljack14 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship on foot :mrgreen:

Fixed. ;)


Properly fixed

Properly, properly fixed

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 11 Oct 2012, 21:23
by dr-baker
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship lying in bed asleep :mrgreen:

OK, fixed enough now?

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 05:54
by Salamander
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship travelling backwards in time :mrgreen:

OK, fixed enough now?
Now it is.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 06:18
by RonDenisDeletraz
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship riding a bicycle on the bottom of a lake :mrgreen:

OK, fixed enough now?
Now it is.
Fickzed

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 15:49
by pasta_maldonado
eurobrun wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by driving a Morris Marina :mrgreen:

Now it is.
Fickzed

Fixety Fixely Fixed.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 19:10
by takagi_for_the_win
eurobrun wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by standing beside a Morris Marina :mrgreen:

Now it is.
Fickzed

Le fixed

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 19:18
by dr-baker
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by watching paint dry on a snail's shell, which is sunbathing upon a Morris Marina :mrgreen:

Can't we stop this now? :roll:

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 11:25
by dinizintheoven
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship in a Morris Marina driven by James May.

Can't we stop this now? :roll:

Now we can.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 12:45
by dr-baker
dinizintheoven wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship however he wants, even if in freefall from 23 miles in the sky.

Can't we stop this now? :roll:

Now we can.

I think that's fixed for good now, isn't it?

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 21:17
by Nessafox
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM

Try to fix better than this!

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 21:39
by RonDenisDeletraz
This wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Dries Van der Lof

Try to fix better than this!


I think I just did

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 21:43
by Nessafox
eurobrun wrote:
This wrote:[quote="Sunshine_Baby_[IT]"Dries Van der Lof

Try to fix better than this!


I think I just did[/quote]
It's the same person, you're cheating.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 23:45
by Klon
HWNSNBM is the only person who could ask me "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" without me getting a bad feeling about it.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 23:49
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM is the Tag Team Champions

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 23:50
by Ataxia
HWNSNBM could go to university and NOT have problems with student finance...

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 23:52
by FullMetalJack
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:HWNSNBM could go to university and NOT have problems with student finance...


Well played. *nods head in approval*

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 15 Oct 2012, 23:54
by Klon
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM is the Tag Team Champions


HWNSNBM learned to fall of a twenty-foot ladder.

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 16 Oct 2012, 19:45
by Jocke1
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is the only person who could ask me "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" without me getting a bad feeling about it.

But what if he gets you a reservation at Dorsia?

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 16 Oct 2012, 21:37
by takagi_for_the_win
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by sitting inside a Morris Marina, gently licking the windows, whilst listening to 4 minutes 33 :mrgreen:

And its fixed again

Re: HWNSNBM Facts

Posted: 17 Oct 2012, 16:40
by pasta_maldonado
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM will win a future championship by riding a blue unicorn called Boris, while gently playing Beethoven through the unicorn's built-in sound system :mrgreen:

Fix'd
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