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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 17 Oct 2012, 16:50
by dr-baker
Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 17 Oct 2012, 20:32
by Salamander
dr-baker wrote:Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!
You forgot that he could do all of them simultaneously. Whilst on fire.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 17 Oct 2012, 20:37
by TomWazzleshaw
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:dr-baker wrote:Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!
You forgot that he could do all of them simultaneously. Whilst on fire.
Whilst in the Antartic. Hunting polar bears.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 17 Oct 2012, 21:00
by Salamander
Wizzie wrote:BlindCaveSalamander wrote:dr-baker wrote:Oh who cares HOW HWNSNBM wins any future championship, is it not enough that he does so, and probably does so in each and every way already mentioned?!
You forgot that he could do all of them simultaneously. Whilst on fire.
Whilst in the Antartic. Hunting polar bears.
Riding a penguin.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 18 Oct 2012, 18:40
by WeirdKerr
HWNSNBM Is the be all and end all of absolutely nothing and everything at once..... and can win any future championship travelling in what ever form of transport he chooses
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 19 Oct 2012, 16:12
by tommykl
Even in Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM still beat you!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 00:53
by Nessafox
tommykl wrote:Even in Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM still beat you!
In Soviet Russia, the beat HWNSNBM's you!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 12:27
by takagi_for_the_win
Rumour has it that Yoda out of Star Wars is infact HWNSNBM
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 13:07
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM, and only him, can get the World out of the GEC. And make Greece the richest country in the World at the drop of a Minardi cap.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 21:05
by nome66
Some say he has invented an new way to clean curbs
.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2012, 02:07
by Klon
HWNSNBM can conquer the world in Hearts Of Iron 3 - with Luxemburg within three weeks game time.
HWNSNBM can puke on Rosco Vantini and he wouldn't mind at all.
HWNSNBM can always get what he wants.
Jocke1 wrote:Klon wrote:HWNSNBM is the only person who could ask me "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" without me getting a bad feeling about it.
But what if he gets you a reservation at Dorsia?
He can do so without giving the maitre'd head.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2012, 14:43
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM can close a revolving door.
HWNSNBM can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
HWNSNBM can tie his shoelaces with his feet.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2012, 14:54
by Ataxia
HWNSNBM can complete the entire NES version of Action 52.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2012, 19:16
by Salamander
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM can conquer the world in Hearts Of Iron 3 - with Luxemburg within three weeks game time.
He can also conquer the entirety of Europe and the Middle East by the end of 1066 the in Crusader Kings 2, playing as some random Finnish pagans.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Dec 2012, 22:03
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
When HWNSNBM thinks about Grosjean, Grosjean crashes.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Dec 2012, 22:08
by pi314159
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:When HWNSNBM thinks about Grosjean, Grosjean crashes.
HWNSNBM seems to think a lot about Grosjean.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Dec 2012, 22:16
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
pi314159 wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:When HWNSNBM thinks about Grosjean, Grosjean crashes.
HWNSNBM seems to think a lot about Grosjean.
Exactly.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 23 Dec 2012, 23:52
by Onxy Wrecked
HWNSNBM made A.J. Foyt keep his car from crashing after Kevin Cogan hit Foyt hard in the rear suspension area.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 11:30
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
HWNSNMB was born at 10.49.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 13:07
by WeirdKerr
HWNSNBM told the apocalypse to go away, it obeyed....
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 14:02
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM can rub two fires together and start a stick.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 14:12
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
HWNSNBM is faster than you, can you confirm you understood the message?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 15:14
by dr-baker
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM was born at 10.49.
...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Dec 2012, 16:01
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
dr-baker wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM was born at 10.49.
...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Dec 2012, 08:17
by tommykl
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:dr-baker wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:HWNSNBM was born at 10.49.
...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
But not quite as old as Bernie
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Dec 2012, 18:01
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
tommykl wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
But not quite as old as Bernie
Naturally.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Dec 2012, 12:10
by takagi_for_the_win
tommykl wrote:Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
But not quite as old as Bernie
HWNSNBM
is Bernie
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Dec 2012, 12:22
by dr-baker
dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
tommykl wrote: But not quite as old as Bernie
takagi_for_the_win wrote: HWNSNBM
is Bernie
No, I think you'll find that Bernie is HWNSNBM's puppet... As if HWNSNBM would be so stupid as to suggest a medal system!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Dec 2012, 14:08
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
dr-baker wrote:dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
tommykl wrote: But not quite as old as Bernie
takagi_for_the_win wrote: HWNSNBM
is Bernie
No, I think you'll find that Bernie is HWNSNBM's puppet... As if HWNSNBM would be so stupid as to suggest a medal system!
Maybe Bernie is HWNSNBM's voodoo doll.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Dec 2012, 15:02
by pasta_maldonado
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:dr-baker wrote:dr-baker wrote:...On 10th December 1049 A.D.
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: So he's 963 years old, just a few years older than Schumacher.
tommykl wrote: But not quite as old as Bernie
takagi_for_the_win wrote: HWNSNBM
is Bernie
No, I think you'll find that Bernie is HWNSNBM's puppet... As if HWNSNBM would be so stupid as to suggest a medal system!
Maybe Bernie is HWNSNBM's voodoo doll.
Live and let drive
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2012, 01:50
by Grovey
HWNSNBM decided to make a one off return to F1 at Catalunya earlier this year. He raced under the psudonym of "Pastor Maldonado"
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2012, 02:52
by Nessafox
There's actually one corner literally named after HWNSNBM: La Source.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2012, 04:08
by Aerospeed
This wrote:There's actually one corner literally named after HWNSNBM: La Source.
I thought the whole track was named after him??
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Dec 2012, 22:04
by Nessafox
JeremyMcClean wrote:This wrote:There's actually one corner literally named after HWNSNBM: La Source.
I thought the whole track was named after him??
Not literally. HWNSNBM is the source of everything.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 08 Jan 2013, 22:13
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM was saying boo-urns
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 11 Jan 2013, 20:44
by pasta_maldonado
Joey Zyla wrote:HWNSNBM set the lap record for the Hungaroring in 1984.
HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the New Jersey street track.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jan 2013, 01:14
by FullMetalJack
HWNSNBM is allowed to shoot a guy in the dick.
I really hope someone gets that reference
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 20 Jan 2013, 04:00
by dinizintheoven
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM is allowed to shoot a guy in the dick.
I really hope someone gets that reference
HWNSNBM's Real Name That Shall Never Be Mentioned is not Leopold Stotch.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jan 2013, 11:38
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
pasta_maldonado wrote:Joey Zyla wrote:HWNSNBM set the lap record for the Hungaroring in 1984.
HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the New Jersey street track.
HWNSNBM holds the lap record in every track.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 21 Jan 2013, 12:22
by Salamander
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:pasta_maldonado wrote:Joey Zyla wrote:HWNSNBM set the lap record for the Hungaroring in 1984.
HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the New Jersey street track.
HWNSNBM holds the lap record in every track.
HWNSNBM holds the lap record for the universe.