The reject youtube thread

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 10 Sep 2012, 08:16

I bring to you Alan Jones doing his best Maldonado impersonation :lol:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 10 Sep 2012, 10:32

Wizzie wrote:I bring to you Alan Jones doing his best Maldonado impersonation

The hairpin looks really different without all the trees on the outside.

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 13 Sep 2012, 20:08

The most infamous moment in recent DTM history.

Also starring: A certain Paul di Resta, who has to let Bruno Spengler pass, because of team orders. One of them later ended up at F1...

Myrvold · Post by **Myrvold** » 14 Sep 2012, 02:33

Cynon wrote:Russian Touring Car Championship

Woah, this kinda explains why it is possible to fatal accidents in RTCC...

midgrid · Post by **midgrid** » 14 Sep 2012, 16:32

Who wants to see the Lola T93/30 in action?

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 14 Sep 2012, 18:04

Myrvold wrote:
Cynon wrote:Russian Touring Car Championship

Woah, this kinda explains why it is possible to fatal accidents in RTCC...

Thats what the REECCS evolved into lol

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 14 Sep 2012, 23:14

Worst commentary ever.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Sep 2012, 23:24

darkapprentice77 wrote:Worst commentary ever.

They make Jonathan Legard sound like Murray Walker.

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 14 Sep 2012, 23:45

darkapprentice77 wrote:Worst commentary ever.

I've heard worse.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 14 Sep 2012, 23:46

darkapprentice77 wrote:Worst commentary ever.

How can anyone be so bad at that?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Sep 2012, 12:42

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
darkapprentice77 wrote:Worst commentary ever.

How can anyone be so bad at that?

Because he was nervous and scared because he was doing that for the first time, I suppose.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 15 Sep 2012, 12:52

Phoenix wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
darkapprentice77 wrote:Worst commentary ever.

How can anyone be so bad at that?

Because he was nervous and scared because he was doing that for the first time, I suppose.

We here at F1Rejects could do better than that :lol:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 15 Sep 2012, 12:55

pasta_maldonado wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
How can anyone be so bad at that?

Because he was nervous and scared because he was doing that for the first time, I suppose.

We here at F1Rejects could do better than that

Just keep everyone away from the alcohol :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Sep 2012, 12:55

pasta_maldonado wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
How can anyone be so bad at that?

Because he was nervous and scared because he was doing that for the first time, I suppose.

We here at F1Rejects could do better than that

As a Journalism student, I'd like to see that :lol:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 15 Sep 2012, 12:57

pasta_maldonado wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
How can anyone be so bad at that?

Because he was nervous and scared because he was doing that for the first time, I suppose.

We here at F1Rejects could do better than that

Lappy and I gave it a go once. Hence why the abomination that is the 2013 FedEx 100 coverage exists :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Sep 2012, 13:03

Wizzie wrote:
Lappy and I gave it a go once. Hence why the abomination that is the 2013 FedEx 100 coverage exists

The difference being, you weren't broadcasting for a broad audience :lol:

RonDenisDeletraz · Post by **RonDenisDeletraz** » 15 Sep 2012, 13:06

Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
Lappy and I gave it a go once. Hence why the abomination that is the 2013 FedEx 100 coverage exists

The difference being, you weren't broadcasting for a broad audience

Semi on topic, but Cynon is actually a really good commentator imo.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 15 Sep 2012, 13:08

eurobrun wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
Lappy and I gave it a go once. Hence why the abomination that is the 2013 FedEx 100 coverage exists

The difference being, you weren't broadcasting for a broad audience

Semi on topic, but Cynon is actually a really good commentator imo.

Seconded.

midgrid · Post by **midgrid** » 20 Sep 2012, 18:43

Damon Hill vs the 107% rule.

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 21 Sep 2012, 18:09

Hmm...Soper's fault or Cleland's?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 21 Sep 2012, 18:54

darkapprentice77 wrote:Hmm...Soper's fault or Cleland's?

Only a moron would blame John Cleland for that. It was a bit of an ambitious overtake at Brooklands, but nothing can justify Soper going maximum Pastor Maldonado on him.

Post by **Londoner** » 21 Sep 2012, 19:44

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
darkapprentice77 wrote:Hmm...Soper's fault or Cleland's?

Only a moron would blame John Cleland for that. It was a bit of an ambitious overtake at Brooklands, but nothing can justify Soper going maximum Pastor Maldonado on him.

Judging by the amount of damage Soper's car was already carrying, I'm guessing Soper had done another stupid move earlier on.

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 22 Sep 2012, 21:52

darkapprentice77 wrote:Hmm...Soper's fault or Cleland's?

Soper was the Jason Plato of his day, and because of this incident Tim Harvey has a title which he totally didn't deserve - every time ITV4 put up the subtitle when the chinless wonder is on screen it makes my heart sink.

John Cleland on the other hand, was bloody awesome.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 24 Sep 2012, 09:57

The famous (for those who are old enough to remember it) Martin Schanche Rallycross incident :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBZ62OHT7pk

Actual OMG moment happens at around 54 seconds in ...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Sep 2012, 11:08

And here is a physical demonstration of aquaplaning in a straight line

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 28 Sep 2012, 06:48

Alright, one of my friends dug this up;

Juan Pablo Montoya, Reed Sorenson, Jimmy Spencer and Hermie Sadler on TNA. Includes Montoya with a chair.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 Sep 2012, 10:48

Cynon wrote:Alright, one of my friends dug this up;

Juan Pablo Montoya, Reed Sorenson, Jimmy Spencer and Hermie Sadler on TNA. Includes Montoya with a chair.

Montoya broke his bathplug head with that chairshot. :lol:

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 28 Sep 2012, 11:14

Cynon wrote:Alright, one of my friends dug this up;

Juan Pablo Montoya, Reed Sorenson, Jimmy Spencer and Hermie Sadler on TNA. Includes Montoya with a chair.

That was the weakest chairshot I have ever seen. :lol:

Pieman · Post by **Pieman** » 28 Sep 2012, 13:08

East Londoner wrote:
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
darkapprentice77 wrote:Hmm...Soper's fault or Cleland's?

Only a moron would blame John Cleland for that. It was a bit of an ambitious overtake at Brooklands, but nothing can justify Soper going maximum Pastor Maldonado on him.

Judging by the amount of damage Soper's car was already carrying, I'm guessing Soper had done another stupid move earlier on.

Soper had spun on the first lap and got rear-ended by Robb Gravett, but was able to keep going. He raced/nerfed his way all the way through the field and then did that to Cleland on purpose (a friend who was watching at that point of the circuit said he never lifted the throttle or tried to take the corner) to stop Vauxhall beating BMW to the title.

Post by **Londoner** » 28 Sep 2012, 15:52

Jason Plato and Matt Neal doing what they do best, causing Ben Edwards to nearly have a heart attack.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 28 Sep 2012, 17:59

East Londoner wrote:Jason Plato and Matt Neal doing what they do best, causing Ben Edwards to nearly have a heart attack.

More rejectfulness from Jason Plato, dicking over himself, Mat Jackson, and Fabrizio Giovanardi, to the benefit of - you guessed it - Matt Neal. That said, it was some awesome opportunism from Giovanardi, shame nobody seems to want to give him a drive any more.

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 28 Sep 2012, 20:31

The man's a legend isn't he? Funny how Plato never tried to duke it out with him too often, he's too much of a coward to try, Giovanardi would have him easily. I do miss his driving.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 28 Sep 2012, 23:16

East Londoner wrote:Jason Plato and Matt Neal doing what they do best, causing Ben Edwards to nearly have a heart attack.

Surfers Paradise, take note. Now THOSE will stop chicane cutting easily :twisted:

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 29 Sep 2012, 03:23

East Londoner wrote:Anthony Reid and Alain Menu doing what they do best, causing Charlie Cox and Murray Walker to nearly have a heart attack.

Fixed

midgrid · Post by **midgrid** » 29 Sep 2012, 13:24

The Forti FG03 in action.

Ben Gilbert · Post by **Ben Gilbert** » 29 Sep 2012, 17:40

Not sure if this is an old one, but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytyhFb-V ... re=related

I'm not sure which is more rejectful: Villeneuve attempting to overtake using the pitlane exit, or the idiots saying that he wasn't in the wrong.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 29 Sep 2012, 18:17

On the subject of stupid actions on the race track...

Bjorn Wirdheim (I think) celebrating a tad too early

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 08 Oct 2012, 10:21

Paul Morris and Paul Fenech trying to beat the ever-loving crap out of each other at the Bathurst 1000 :lol:

Gerudo Dragon · Post by **Gerudo Dragon** » 09 Oct 2012, 19:14

Can someone explain what kind of noise Tim Harvey is making here... :shock:

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 09 Oct 2012, 19:55

I think it's a 'Flashback to how I flukily won my only championship' noise.