Grand Prix Rejects

Whis wrote:

I love it when a plan comes together

Debaser wrote:

Spark Webber

Marshal shows off new oven glove





Horizontal Cossacking for dummies

Scarne wrote:World Celebrity Karaoke Championships 2010 - Round 13, Belgium.

No offense, but I think that should be done a bit differentely.
Warning: lots of censored swearwords down there

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Reporter: "Why do you do things like in Budapest, Michael? You are a seven time World champion, are rich and don't even have to pay so much taxes."


But sometimes that just ain't enough
to keep a man like me interested, no way.


No, I've gotta go out and have fun
at someone else's expense.


I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.


I'm an a**hole (He's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (He's an a**hole, such an a**hole)


Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,


While handicapped people make handicapped faces.


I'm an a**hole (He's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (He's a real bathplug a**hole)


Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong?


NAAAH!


I'm an a**hole (he's an a**hole, what an a**hole)
I'm an a**hole (he's the world's biggest a**hole)

Ayy

Ess Ess

Heych Oh

Ell Ee

EVERYBODY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2NKZtl07c

"So Vito , when did you realise you were Chav"

Klon wrote:

Scarne wrote:World Celebrity Karaoke Championships 2010 - Round 13, Belgium.

*A whole load of funny stuff*

Do you come from a land down-under...



...where women glow...



...and men plunder...

€

...can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder...



You'd Better run, You'd better take cover.

Thats it ! Spank his car again!!

Ross Prawn wrote:

Thats it ! Spank his car again!!

Ah, yes. I see it's not just me who follows Sniff Petrol.

F**king Arrows, how do they work? (Hint: Bernoldi almost hit Burti there.)

I'm going to "Push the (Jenson) Button", just like this.

For the next race Vettel has been given a no-car penalty.

It's better than what Webber's being given next year.

ADx_Wales wrote:For the next race Vettel has been given a no-car penalty.

That cant be topped.

Gas-driven ghost car

Pedro De La Rosa tests the "invisible" chassis he's sure to be driving next season.

Red Bulls new seat bolts failed at the first corner.

Kimi's Red Bull F1 seat for next year ...

Virgin Racing got really lost with their car.

Button: *facepalm*

Helmut Marko, 'And we can see from this picture that Button was clearly to blame.'

Timo Glock gets in some pre-season testing for the 2011 WRC season.

Breaking news: Virgins signs Raikkonen up for the 2011 season.

Too many virgins lose theirs in the woods.

Sir Richard Branson's attempt to negotiate with Kimi Raikkonen during a WRC race failed miserably when the Finn knocked the Virgin into a pile of dirt.

Button: "...and what IS Vettel doing?"
Vettel: *German cursing*



Branson: Ladies and gentlemen, here is my latest invention! The WRCF1! Sadly, it broke at this lefthander.
Kimi: *snickers*

After blowing himself up in a Baghdad market place, the suicide bomber was gutted to discover the grim reality behind the "72 virgins" myth

The incident with the low-flying witch really did hurt Red Bull's title chances.

CarlosFerreira wrote:

Karun Chandhok's fact finding mission for Hispania continues.

No caption necessary.

Due to media scrutiny the queue for the Top Gear New Stig auditions was not as long as anticipated.
(I have to 'refresh, the page to get the pic on occasion. ?)

It later emerged that Mark Webber accident in Valencia produced one victim, a passing-by witch.

Witch way are you going, Mr Vettel.

MinardiFan95 wrote:Witch way are you going, Mr Vettel.

This made my day...

Eye of newt, wing of Vettel... perfect. A concoction to ruin any challenge.