Grand Prix Rejects

Phoenix McAllister wrote:MCCRACKEN, YOU MORON! You better put your shite together if you don't want to lose your seat to Souto Maior!

Nuppiz wrote:

Andrea Sassetti wrote:Brilliant driving by both guys, Andrej totally dominating the race from the front and Bastiaan carving through the field like a hot knife through butter. We have the best engine and the best drivers in F2RWRS, this year is going to be fantastico now we have escaped the shackles of Jones Racing from last year. The team as a whole is demonstrating that starting from an equal stance with every other team, we are the best organisation in RWRS. Forza Alitalia!

Tony Gillet wrote:Again, it's disappointing to be just fractions of a second away from pre-qualifying, but we hope to qualify regularly later on. Eric still has two more races before Gregor has his turn in the car, so he's still got time to make it. Jean-Vincent isn't doing a bad job either, he's already making friends with the mechanics, but he needs to pick up the pace over one lap if we want to make it to the race.

Michael Cameron wrote:After starting on pole I was hoping to be able to fight for the victory, but once Andrej was past it was clear I couldn't live with him. I think we've achieved our maximum in both races so far and to be leading the championship is satisfying but it doesn't mean a lot at this stage. Hopefully we'll be able to keep our form up through the next few races and only then would we be able to talk about a championship bid.

Brett Johnson wrote:Good that we got a few points, and that Micko placed 11th despite the electrical gremlins. We need more points though. From both drivers.

Alessandro Marchesi wrote:What the frick was Pazzini doing? He clearly took me out on purpose, why isn't the stewards looking at this??

Alessandro Marchesi wrote:What the frick was Pazzini doing? He clearly took me out on purpose, why isn't the stewards looking at this??

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:That is a total LIE. He got squeezed by Lamberigts. Not his fault. Marchesi, you need to calm down, it was a racing incident, nothing else. Now excuse me while I get back to my bottle of vodka.

kostas22 wrote:

Alessandro Marchesi wrote:What the frick was Pazzini doing? He clearly took me out on purpose, why isn't the stewards looking at this??

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:That is a total LIE. He got squeezed by Lamberigts. Not his fault. Marchesi, you need to calm down, it was a racing incident, nothing else. Now excuse me while I get back to my bottle of vodka.

Chris Dagnall said:

What the hell Sammy? I don't lend you my future star to experiment if your car has pace or not.

Tommy Nash wrote:Well, we brought in new updates to the car, which obviously worked as we put ourselves higher than we've been all season. Given Lamberigts's race performance is equavalent to an egg, we definitely have a good chance of making the podium in the race.

Sammy Jones wrote:I'm bitterly disappointed to see the cars fail to pre-qualify for the first time this year, but ultimately in such a tight field, this was bound to happen at some point. What I will say is that with our points on the board already, we'll comfortably get ourselves out of this lottery by mid-season. Until then we'll try and make qualifying proper as many times as we can. Now excuse me whilst I go and smash my F3RWRS drivers' heads together.

Terry Hawkin wrote:That's the first time I've DNPQ'd in my career, it's not a nice feeling, but the car just wasn't there today. We know we are better than the other teams around us though so we'll definitely make it to the race next time out. I'll make sure of it.

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:Three Lancias in the Top 5, and Jones Racing failing to qualify. 'TIS A GREAT DAY!!!!

Wouter Lamberigts wrote:Races should defenitely be shorter, that would ensure only drivers who are actually the fastest could win. Like... wait for it... me!

Dennis Mignolet wrote:You better shut up and get some results down. So must Pazzini, if he's really as good as Lancia claims he is, he must be able to win races, right?

Wouter Lamberigts wrote:Races should defenitely be shorter, that would ensure only drivers who are actually the fastest could win. Like... wait for it... me!

Garry Rogers wrote:Well Tommy, I'm afraid your services won't be necessary for the next three races. Daniel Melville will drive the car for the next two races, and we'll figure something out for Britain close to to the date.

Daniel Melrose wrote:Eurgh. Woke up this morning with a massive hangover after a massive night's drinking trying to forget about qualifying and the next thing I know, Marchesi's on the podium and Robbo's busted his ankle. Well, I guess that means Dan Greenlaw gets to make his F2RWRS debut for MRT at Monaco then.

Prince Falik wrote:Katayama, what are you playing at? You should have been on the podium and not let that Alessandro Marchesi make you drive around like you are trying to pinch his bottom and run away backwards when you think he might notice you. Carlisle, you did a great job, you do not have the experience of Katayama but you outqualified her and you scored some good points. Keep it up.

Kay Lon wrote:What a result. 1-2 for Cara and Kazama, I couldn't be more proud even if I wanted to. Whilst the F2RWRS stewards obviously fear that Cara is going to dominate the championship and therefore have decided to give him a race ban for minor incidents that would in most series hardly earn a drive-through, that doesn't change the fact that we have seen a very great display from him. If Kazama's tyre hadn't submitted, we even could have had a nice photo finish. Either way, this result is perfect for the Best In The World™ brand.

Alberto Cara wrote:Well, I had a great race and a deserved win, for sure I am very happy. Thanks to the guys for making the stops work out perfectly and giving me a properly set-up car. Once again, I have brought pride to Tropico, making my people stand proud amongst the world's elites. I admittedly had to go back to my Argentinian days in order to get to P1 and thereby stepped over the line of F2RWRS rules, I can accept this race ban and will try to use it to do some testing.

Tomo Kazama wrote:A 2nd place which would have been a win if it hasn't for the problem I had, of course I am excited. Whoooohooooo! And here, take a look at my contract, this says I get a sh*tload of money now! I am the best around, nothing's gonna ever keep me down! Yeah! The press say that my team mate is going to be fired after today's "performance"? Doesn't matter, I am going to beat the next one just as badly, so we will be having this talk again in three races. Time to party, now! Let's go!

Phoenix McAllister wrote:My opinion? Phil McCracken's seat might not be safe. Neither could the jobs of the guys in charge of the F2 engine for that matter.

Tuttosport wrote:Alitalia crew spend night in the cells

Scuderia Alitalia's weekend went from bad to worse, as team principals Alasdair Lindsay & Andrea Sassetti, drivers Andrej Kremnicky & Bastiaan van Nieuwenhuijzen, and four other staff were all arrested by Turkish police last night for causing a domestic disturbance. They were gathered in a meeting room in the team's hotel after the chatoic performance at the F2RWRS Turkish GP, when a row broke out and quickly escalated, to the point most of the hotel could heard the noise.

"It was like a warzone when we walked in, chairs and tables and other things were strewn everywhere," said one memeber of hotel staff. "Someone had been punching holes in the wall, throwing chairs at the wall, it was just total chaos. We had no choice but to get the police involved."

The group were released at 0900 EET this morning, and only team principal Alasdair Lindsay was willing to comment; "They'd better not f*** up again or they'll [Kremnicky & van Nieuwenhuijzen] be spending more than one night in the cells."

Brett Johnson wrote:Well, Tomo had an amazing day, when everybody else seemed to not bother with the race. I'm still investigating Micko's collision, though, I wonder what happened to him.

Tommy Nash wrote:Well, after Pazzini kindly punted me off the track, the car just couldn't get back into gear and I had various problems afterwards, which led to the non-points finish And why bench me? It's not like Simpson is any better, he only scored points today thanks to everyone else crashing out... I think you're being very unreasonable in benching me, Garry.

Alessandro Marchesi wrote:YES! This is what happens when given the opportunity, I can light up the field. Get in there!!!!

Tommy Nash wrote:Well, after Pazzini kindly punted me off the track, the car just couldn't get back into gear and I had various problems afterwards, which led to the non-points finish

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:You filthy liar. You drove straight into Pazzini and you know it. Everyone saw it. You can't deny the facts. You almost ruined his race early you w***er.

Tommy Nash wrote:Well, after Pazzini kindly punted me off the track, the car just couldn't get back into gear and I had various problems afterwards, which led to the non-points finish

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:You filthy liar. You drove straight into Pazzini and you know it. Everyone saw it. You can't deny the facts. You almost ruined his race early you w***er.

Tommy Nash wrote:Pazzini is so erratic he couldn't drive a golf cart without crashing!

Josh Carlisle wrote:Another points finish is a cracking result, and with both of us scoring it's really showing that the team has great potential for this year. I hope these results keep on coming and maybe with some improvement, and if the so-called "leaders" keep f***ing up like they did today then we both stand a chance of mounting a challenge for the championship."

Sammy Jones wrote:To be honest, I'm glad my cars weren't out there today, there was some monumentally bad driving, and it's saved us an almost inevitable repair bill. It's also good news that we we'll be out of pre-qualifying from now on, so I'm hoping Terry and Hansuke can find some good form and get scoring points on a regular basis.

Niko Nurminen wrote:I seem to have picked the three most useless drivers ever to grace an RWRS event under my management.

Nuppiz wrote:

Niko Nurminen wrote:I seem to have picked the three most useless drivers ever to grace an RWRS event under my management.

kostas22 wrote:Should van Nieuwenhuijzen miss the next race at Monaco through suspension, Marco Bizzarri has been nominated as his substitute.

Tommy Nash wrote:Well, after Pazzini kindly punted me off the track, the car just couldn't get back into gear and I had various problems afterwards, which led to the non-points finish And why bench me? It's not like Simpson is any better, he only scored points today thanks to everyone else crashing out... I think you're being very unreasonable in benching me, Garry.

Garry Rogers wrote:See this piece of paper here? This is your contract. See this paragraph? It's a performance clause that allows us to bench you if you fail to score on a regular basis. Be thankful that you might get a chance to return soon, and we didn't send you down the path of Liquor. And why not bench Simpson? Because he's faster than you in a race. And someone is paying me to keep him there for now.

Rhys Davies wrote:Hehehe...

Tommy Nash wrote:The reasons why I didn't score the last two races were that the engine went bang at South Africa, while Pazzini cut me off in Turkey. And yes, I can tell that's my signature in the contract. I don't need everyone pointing that out to me.

Tom Douglas wrote:Cut you off? Cut you off?! Mate, you punted him off the f***ing road! And that was just the first collision you had that afternoon.

Tom Douglas wrote:Cut you off? Cut you off?! Mate, you punted him off the f***ing road! And that was just the first collision you had that afternoon.

Tommy Nash wrote:All because of everyone who can't seem to overtake properly. Get your facts right! >: (

Tom Douglas wrote:Cut you off? Cut you off?! Mate, you punted him off the f***ing road! And that was just the first collision you had that afternoon.

Alasdair Lindsay wrote:You see Tommy Crash? No-one in this paddock would bother getting a fire extinguisher if I were being burned alive they hate me so much, but Douglas still agrees with me! Have fun being half-sacked you asshat.

Autosport wrote:JOHNSON: GLOTCH HAS ONE MORE RACE TO PROVE HIMSELF
Brett Johnson has announced that if Micko Glotch's performance does not improve in the next race, he will face the sack. Johnson has said that he would have fired Glotch after Turkey, but after being unsure about a suitable replacement, he has decided to give him one more chance. "There is no point in hiring someone only for the same effects to occur again. Our replacement needs to be a rational and logical choice, so we don't need to constantly switch around drivers." Obviously, the Dutchman was unavailable to comment.

Micko Glotch wrote:Give me a car that is equal to Tomo's and I might be able to do something with it