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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Sep 2010, 23:21
by ADx_Wales
An Australian F1 Fan's Dream/Nightmare
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 09:55
by Captain Hammer
"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 10:37
by mario
Moments after appearing on Ebay, a mysterious bidder by the name of "MWhitmarsh" started showing a lot of interest in this item...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 10:47
by madmark1974
The FIA's latest load test/witchcraft still found nothing untoward with Red Bull's front wing ...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 12:23
by MinardiFan95
This is what the Channel 10 commentary team dream about.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 17:57
by ADx_Wales
Brackwingyum Mendyosa
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 19:40
by DonTirri
ADx_Wales wrote:Brackwingyum Mendyosa
Harry Potter references? Shame on you
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 22:24
by FullMetalJack
We're-e-e-e-ere all Canberra Milk kids.
Re: caption this!
Posted: 03 Sep 2010, 22:29
by dr-baker
Damn your love, damn your lies. And if you don't love me by now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you say, "You must never break the chain."
So I didn't. I tried breaking the car against the wall instead. It won Renault the race, didn't it?
Re: caption this!
Posted: 04 Sep 2010, 08:29
by coops
"Right then. If no-one in F1 will give me a drive I'll just start my own team!
OK. What do I need....?"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 04 Sep 2010, 11:55
by Shizuka
Kubica: "Fernando, I got to the podium, and YOU didn't!"
Alonso: "..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Sep 2010, 17:08
by coops
"...and as I signed the contract I noticed it said 'Automobilistico Numero Uno' at the top..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Sep 2010, 22:19
by Captain Hammer
"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."-------
"You're born, you take sh!t. You get out in the world, you take more sh!t. You climb a little higher, you take less sh!t. Until one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what sh!t even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son."-------
"You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic m************. M************ who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f****** with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Sep 2010, 22:25
by CarlosFerreira
Captain, are you quoting those from somewhere, or just being nasty to Sideburns there?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 00:36
by pablo_h
CarlosFerreira wrote:Captain, are you quoting those from somewhere, or just being nasty to Sideburns there?
The one saying look my team...I'm on a horse. Is based on a youtube old spice advertising campaign about a month back. - And it was hilarious use of it CH, loved it.
The other ones above, I know are from movies, just can't remember which ones.
Re: caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 01:55
by resir014
Some say he overlapped HWNSNBM. Twice.
All we know is he's our new Stig!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 08:03
by CarlosFerreira
pablo_h wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:Captain, are you quoting those from somewhere, or just being nasty to Sideburns there?
The one saying look my team...I'm on a horse. Is based on a youtube old spice advertising campaign about a month back. - And it was hilarious use of it CH, loved it.
The other ones above, I know are from movies, just can't remember which ones.
Ah, I figured it'd be something like that. Thanks!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 11:32
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
Captain Hammer wrote:"You're born, you take sh!t. You get out in the world, you take more sh!t. You climb a little higher, you take less sh!t. Until one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what sh!t even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son."
This one wins for me
The incomparable Michael Gambon as Eddie Temple in Layer Cake. If only there was some way to include the aria that this speech leads into.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 11:34
by Captain Hammer
The first one is "I'm on a horse".
The second one is Michael Gambon to Daniel Craig in LAYER CAKE.
The third is Butch and Marsellus in PULP FICTION.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 11:43
by TomWazzleshaw
Noseman and his sidekick Captain Hair
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 17:00
by DonTirri
Wizzie wrote:Captain Unibrow and his sidekick Noseman
Fix'd for ya. Because we all know Alonslow won't play second fiddle to anyone
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 21:59
by Scarne
Kubica: It'll be a
very long time before a Renault driver wrecks his car for your benefit again, punk...
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Posted: 06 Sep 2010, 22:06
by noisebox
Look, these overalls are just too tight, OK?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 07 Sep 2010, 08:12
by MinardiFan95
McLaren engineer:
"Your car looks a bit f-duct there, Jenson"
Re: caption this!
Posted: 07 Sep 2010, 14:17
by madcat
[quote="noisebox"]
...997, 998, 999, 1000! Renault here I come!!!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 04:05
by F1000X
NEW PICTURE!
Re: caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 13:52
by Scarne
Oh no, Nelson Piquet Jr.'s back...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 13:54
by dr-baker
KR: I'm currently going cold turkey for my coke and magnum addiction.
Re: caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 14:11
by Captain Hammer
As punishment for race-fixing, Ferrari are ordered to join Nelson Piquet in the Naughty Corner.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 14:19
by ADx_Wales
Adrian, has anyone ever told you how lovely your eyes are?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 15:44
by madmark1974
.. Maybe next year ...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 21:40
by dr-baker
madmark1974 wrote:.. Maybe next year ...
It's like an F1/Le Mans prototype hybrid...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 21:48
by ADx_Wales
The words Jacques, Villeneuve's, Racing and Vision are a worry.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Sep 2010, 21:49
by CarlosFerreira
ADx_Wales wrote:The words Jacques, Villeneuve's, Racing and Vision are a worry.
The fact the vehicles look like the unfortunate result of a F Nippon mating a digger is not helping either.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2010, 10:33
by MinardiFan95
It was later found out that the title "
Speed Challenge" was inspired by the 1999 BAR 001, i.e. it was a
Challenge to find any
Speed in that car.
Kimi
"If I don't beat them I might as well go and do some rallying"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2010, 10:38
by Jeroen Krautmeir
MinardiFan95 wrote:It was later found out that the title "Speed Challenge" was inspired by the 1999 BAR 001, i.e. it was a Challenge to find any Speed in that car.
If it was inspired by the BAR 01, it would be "Reliability Challenge", because there was some speed in it.
JV: We like to win races!
HHF: We will win races!
JV: I'm bald!
HHF: Um, that wasn't in the script, Jacques...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2010, 10:44
by coops
"Now we're Williams drivers we're both looking forward to dominating F1 well into the next decade!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2010, 13:53
by CarlosFerreira
Well, even I found this funny.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2010, 14:28
by madmark1974
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FIA = Fernando Is Ahead ...?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Sep 2010, 16:20
by ADx_Wales
Nothing needs to be said.