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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 19:22
by lostpin
Phoenix wrote:He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.
HWNSNBM made that? No waaay. If he had the parts from the baby stroller, he would have made the Death Star! This is probably someone who is pretending to be HWNSNBM..
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 19:57
by Phoenix
lostpin wrote:Phoenix wrote:He built it from a Maclaren baby stroller.
HWNSNBM made that? No waaay. If he had the parts from the baby stroller, he would have made the Death Star! This is probably someone who is pretending to be HWNSNBM..
It was from a Maclaren baby stroller
photo.
By the way, HWNSNBM is one of few persons (including me on a school travel) that managed to get into the Underground at London with a very messed up Oyster Card
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 23:18
by Waris
Many Blue Flags wrote:HWNSNBN is the exception to Rule 34.
...I wanted to post a reply to that, but then I remembered this is a family-friendly forum.
Oh well.
You know how it's impossible to pwn Chuck Norris because you can't pwn Chuck Norris?
Well, HWNSNBM pwned Chuck Norris. And Vin Diesel, at the same time. Twice.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Nov 2009, 23:19
by Waris
The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 19:30
by WeirdKerr
Waris wrote:The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.
I have a restraining order on HWNSNBM and as a result i am not allowed within 40 feet of him..... i know its reverse of the usual restraining orders but thats the way HWNSNBM wanted it....
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 19:39
by CarlosFerreira
Waris wrote:The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.
Godwin's Law!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 26 Nov 2009, 20:54
by Phoenix
CarlosFerreira wrote:Waris wrote:The sole reason Mercedes will be the owner of a team next year, is that HWNSNBM resurrected a number of Nazi engineers from the 1930s and combined their DNA to create Dieter Zetsche.
Because he was bored.
Godwin's Law!
HWNSNBM was who broke Gorvachov's.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Nov 2009, 22:17
by Nuppiz
HWNSNBM broke the Berlin Wall
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 00:01
by RejectSteve
Nuppiz wrote:HWNSNBM broke the Berlin Wall
With a headbutt.
The Great Wall of China was not built to keep the Mongols out but for the Chinese to keep their secret weapon in: HWNSNBM. It failed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 00:14
by CarlosFerreira
HWNSNBM can speak braille.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 14:03
by shinji
It's 14:03, which means it is officially HWNSNBM time. He owns the numbers 0, 1, 3 and 4.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Nov 2009, 22:12
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM was the real author of Berger's jokes against Senna.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 14:32
by CarlosFerreira
HWNSNBM invented papayas especially for our forum.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 20:22
by Nessafox
As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of Zsolt Baumgartner!
ah, damn!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 30 Nov 2009, 20:33
by shinji
This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of Zsolt Baumgartner!
ah, damn!
You've just disproven your signature. You've already made a mistake. A huge mistake.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 04:16
by Waris
This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of Zsolt Baumgartner!
ah, damn!
Hasselt, eh?
Oh my... Watch out, before the great HWNSNBM sends Bertrand Baguette to eat you!
(get it lulz, Baguette <_<)
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 12:03
by Nessafox
Waris wrote:This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of !
ah, damn!
Hasselt, eh?
Oh my... Watch out, before the great HWNSNBM sends Bertrand Baguette to eat you!
(get it lulz, Baguette <_<)
oh no! well, i deserved it...
HWNSNBM doesn't like it when someone tries to be funny, because he himself invented every possible joke.
and eh.. you better watch out, you just quoted what i was saying...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 16:44
by DemocalypseNow
This wrote:Waris wrote:This wrote:As HWNSNBM is my only true God, i will honour him with posting my first post in this topic.
By this i swear to never ever mention the name of ***** **********!
ah, damn!
Hasselt, eh?
Oh my... Watch out, before the great HWNSNBM sends Bertrand Baguette to eat you!
(get it lulz, Baguette <_<)
oh no! well, i deserved it...
HWNSNBM doesn't like it when someone tries to be funny, because he himself invented every possible joke.
and eh.. you better watch out, you just quoted what i was saying...
He has a point. Homing Burning Papayas are probably on their way as I type this
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Dec 2009, 21:14
by shinji
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 21:13
by dr-baker
With all these papayas flying around, I think the following self-defense class should become a compulsory module for all forum users...:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 21:23
by shinji
Note: HWNSNBM's true name will be mentioned in this post, for purely explanatory purposes. It will be blanked, but if you must you can select it and see what happens.
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Zsolt Baumgartner
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Dec 2009, 22:32
by Nessafox
and don't forget that he might send the man-eating baguette,
kind of like pac-man, a bit longer though...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 09:23
by MinardiFan95
It is impossible for HWNSNBM to be Rick-Rolled.
If HWNSNBM had driven for Life, he would have won every race in the season. If HWNSNBM had driven for McLaren, he would not have qualified for any races in a season.
HWNSNBM's name secretly dissapears if it is spelt wrong.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:14
by Phoenix
Zsolt Baumgartner
What now, eh?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:17
by thehemogoblin
Phoenix wrote:What now, eh?
Loggers call those "brain buckets". They're not gonna save you from his wrath, but they'll save us from having to look at your smashed-in head.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:22
by Phoenix
thehemogoblin wrote:They're not gonna save you from his wrath, but they'll save us from having to look at your smashed-in head.
It's papaya-proof, amigo
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:24
by Klon
Phoenix wrote:thehemogoblin wrote:They're not gonna save you from his wrath, but they'll save us from having to look at your smashed-in head.
It's papaya-proof, amigo
HWNSNBM: "Silly Phoenix, he was only delaying the inevitable..."
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:27
by Phoenix
Klon wrote:HWNSNBM: "Silly Phoenix, he was only delaying the inevitable..."
You think you can scare me because you have a Wikipedia profile and I don't?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:38
by Klon
Phoenix wrote:Klon wrote:HWNSNBM: "Silly Phoenix, he was only delaying the inevitable..."
You think you can scare me because you have a Wikipedia profile and I don't?
HWNSNBM: "Psst ... beheaded people shouldn't talk anymore."
Oh, and by the way...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:43
by dr-baker
As I have said before, we need lessons in self-defense against fruit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w...Or are people suggesting that it just won't work?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:44
by dr-baker
Klon wrote:Oh, and by the way...
Isn't he trying to break Jan Lammers's record that Badoer didn't quite manage to beat this year?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Dec 2009, 19:53
by shinji
dr-baker wrote:Isn't he trying to break Jan Lammers's record that Badoer didn't quite manage to beat this year?
Roll on 2015!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 17:22
by Nessafox
you can't read HWNSNBM's pokerface
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 17:55
by watka
This wrote:you can't read HWNSNBM's pokerface
HWNSNBM can read Lady Gaga like a book.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 17:55
by shinji
watka wrote:This wrote:you can't read HWNSNBM's pokerface
HWNSNBM can read Lady Gaga like a book.
He also knows whether she has a penis or not.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 17:58
by Nessafox
hwnsnbm IS lady gaga, folks
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 20:09
by tristan1117
HWNSNBM is the man behind the curtain.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 20:13
by Phoenix
An slighty silly comment, but I'll dedicate this "fact" to ask you read my signature. Perhaps it can explain some things...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 20:17
by shinji
Jesus Christ was just HWNSNBM on one of his time travelling escapades.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Dec 2009, 20:24
by Nessafox
shinji wrote:Jesus Christ was just HWNSNBM on one of his time travelling escapades.
hwnsnbm is the son of God
And also God and the holy Virgin at the same time!
which leads me to a theory that the virgin cars are in fact kind of like transformers...
