Caption this!

TimmyB · Post by **TimmyB** » 29 Sep 2010, 07:45

TimmyB wrote:

Grid Girl: Shouldn't you be using that on the car?
Lotus Guy: Nah, why should I? It's not like it's going to catch fire...

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 29 Sep 2010, 10:40

Hippie disguised as Jenson: Could we put on some Bob Marley and spread the love, man.
Mechanic: Go back to Nimbin and protest against Rally Australia, hippie.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 29 Sep 2010, 15:02

This is a F1 racetrack. No, seriously.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Sep 2010, 15:20

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 29 Sep 2010, 15:27

ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Or in Jonathan Legard style: 'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone...'

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 29 Sep 2010, 15:55

If you think Korea's F1 circuit is behind schedule, you should see the track in Delhi

Dan B · Post by **Dan B** » 29 Sep 2010, 16:51

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Sep 2010, 17:07

In hindsight, getting the Top Gear team to work on the track may have been a mistake.

coops · Post by **coops** » 29 Sep 2010, 18:24

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HRTs 2011 car fails its first FIA crash test.

coops · Post by **coops** » 29 Sep 2010, 18:27

Sakon:"I cant believe HRT have got me into this stupid cow costume as part of the latest round of PR work!"
Bruno:"Moooo"

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Sep 2010, 19:13

The handshake, seals the contract, from the contract, there's no turning back.
The turning point of a career in Korea being insincere.
The holiday was fun packed, the contract still in tact.
The Grabbing hands Grab all they can, all for themselves after all.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 29 Sep 2010, 20:20

Can't we just abandon the circuit and build a home for Colin Kolles?

coops · Post by **coops** » 29 Sep 2010, 20:25

ADx_Wales wrote:The handshake, seals the contract, from the contract, there's no turning back.
The turning point of a career in Korea being insincere.
The holiday was fun packed, the contract still in tact.
The Grabbing hands Grab all they can, all for themselves after all.

Surely the first Depeche Mode reference in an F1 forum? I bow to you, sir.

PS I wasnt keen on Sounds Of The Universe, give me Songs Of Faith And Devotion any day.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Sep 2010, 22:39

SOFAD was good. SOTU is good enough to be a Depeche Mode Album to me, I prefer ULTRA though....and Violator.
Moving on...

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Sep 2010, 23:10

ADx_Wales wrote:SOFAD was good. SOTU is good enough to be a Depeche Mode Album to me, I prefer ULTRA though....and Violator.
Moving on...

ULTRA was brilliant. I agree.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 30 Sep 2010, 08:06

Man: "If I play it cool, I'm in with a chance..."

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 30 Sep 2010, 08:08

ADx_Wales wrote:
Here I am...
Brain the size of a planet...

Haha.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 30 Sep 2010, 08:39

"Here's what you will be racing next year, Karun"
"Well at least it is faster than this years HRT."

With the track like this, the favourite with the bookmakers for the Korean GP is Kimi Raikonnen in his WRC Citroen.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 30 Sep 2010, 08:46

Not really F1 related, but topical :

Preparations for the Commonwealth Games High Jump competition were almost complete.

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 30 Sep 2010, 11:41

Warren Hughes wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Or in Jonathan Legard style: 'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone...'

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

coops · Post by **coops** » 30 Sep 2010, 12:01

Michael Schumacher: "Hmm. Now thats what I call a run-off area. Lets see Rubens get out of THIS one!. Mwah hah haaah etc"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 30 Sep 2010, 13:12

Jeremy Clarkson: "When the FIA asked us to finish the Korean Grand Prix circuit for them, we took one look at our twenty-four hour road works and thought 'How hard can it be?'"

Richard Hammond: "That's not gone well."

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 30 Sep 2010, 15:47

The track might not be finished yet, but I hear the food in the hospitality tent will be the dog's bollocks

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 30 Sep 2010, 17:34

madcat wrote:
Warren Hughes wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Or in Jonathan Legard style: 'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone...'

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

And in qualifying, Cone is coming out the last corner, is it enough, No.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Sep 2010, 23:43

redbulljack14 wrote:
madcat wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

And in qualifying, Cone is coming out the last corner, is it enough, No.

"Now cone's on a charge. This could be crucial!"

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 01 Oct 2010, 06:22

Wizzie wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:
madcat wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

And in qualifying, Cone is coming out the last corner, is it enough, No.

"Now cone's on a charge. This could be crucial!"

Ledge Version:

"...and the cone in third IS SUDDENLY ATTACKING! This is a crucial moment in the race!"

Steve Matchett Version:

"COME ON CONE PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH... YEEEES!"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 01 Oct 2010, 09:34

The elaborate mating dance of the crane goes horribly wrong.

coops · Post by **coops** » 01 Oct 2010, 10:02

"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 01 Oct 2010, 10:07

coops wrote:
"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."

"... finally answering the question "Why now, brown cow?"

coops · Post by **coops** » 01 Oct 2010, 10:11

thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:
"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."

"... finally answering the question "Why now, brown cow?"

Although at the time she was concerned it was the wrong Hoof choice, especially as her berth is under threat from a pay-cow. It paid off and she kept her place at Scuderia Farmio.

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 01 Oct 2010, 10:20

Picture gravedig time!

Max: So I needed a job. These guys said I could have theirs.

AND

Jean: Eddie, you don't know how happy I am that you allowed Michael to take the car with a better engine, active suspension, traction control, and ABS. Even when you were quicker you still slowed down! Haha!
Eddie: *laughs celebrating* Haha!!?? Wait, what?
Michael: Tainted champagne really does knock you out eh! *hands over some champagne*

BabyG · Post by **BabyG** » 01 Oct 2010, 11:47

Jonathan Legard: "OH NO! He's gone right up there!"

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 Oct 2010, 11:54

BabyG wrote:

Jonathan Legard: "OH NO! He's gone right up there!"

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 01 Oct 2010, 14:44

Another pic for you guys

Post by **Nuppiz** » 01 Oct 2010, 14:55

I'm being captioned again on the F1 Rejects forums?

Petrov is not happy when he reads the latest rumours from Autosport.

Engineer: Now, here's the data from your latest practice session.
Petrov: How much do I need to pay to keep your mouth shut about these results?

coops · Post by **coops** » 01 Oct 2010, 15:45

The Blue Man Group introduce their new manager and a radical change of image.

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 01 Oct 2010, 16:21

Once there was this guy who
Went to play with working girls and thought no one would find out
But when he finally came back
He saw some tabloid had published photos
He couldn't quite explain it, he'd always just gone there...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 01 Oct 2010, 17:54

Max Mosley with his advisers.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Oct 2010, 23:10

Max Mosley trying to reenact The Simpsons

Matt Classic · Post by **Matt Classic** » 01 Oct 2010, 23:20

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