Grand Prix Rejects

TimmyB wrote:

Grid Girl: Shouldn't you be using that on the car?
Lotus Guy: Nah, why should I? It's not like it's going to catch fire...

Hippie disguised as Jenson: Could we put on some Bob Marley and spread the love, man.
Mechanic: Go back to Nimbin and protest against Rally Australia, hippie.

This is a F1 racetrack. No, seriously.

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Or in Jonathan Legard style: 'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone...'

If you think Korea's F1 circuit is behind schedule, you should see the track in Delhi

In hindsight, getting the Top Gear team to work on the track may have been a mistake.

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HRTs 2011 car fails its first FIA crash test.

Sakon:"I cant believe HRT have got me into this stupid cow costume as part of the latest round of PR work!"
Bruno:"Moooo"

The handshake, seals the contract, from the contract, there's no turning back.
The turning point of a career in Korea being insincere.
The holiday was fun packed, the contract still in tact.
The Grabbing hands Grab all they can, all for themselves after all.

Can't we just abandon the circuit and build a home for Colin Kolles?

ADx_Wales wrote:The handshake, seals the contract, from the contract, there's no turning back.
The turning point of a career in Korea being insincere.
The holiday was fun packed, the contract still in tact.
The Grabbing hands Grab all they can, all for themselves after all.

Surely the first Depeche Mode reference in an F1 forum? I bow to you, sir.

PS I wasnt keen on Sounds Of The Universe, give me Songs Of Faith And Devotion any day.

SOFAD was good. SOTU is good enough to be a Depeche Mode Album to me, I prefer ULTRA though....and Violator.
Moving on...

ADx_Wales wrote:SOFAD was good. SOTU is good enough to be a Depeche Mode Album to me, I prefer ULTRA though....and Violator.
Moving on...

ULTRA was brilliant. I agree.

Man: "If I play it cool, I'm in with a chance..."

ADx_Wales wrote:
Here I am...
Brain the size of a planet...

Haha.

"Here's what you will be racing next year, Karun"
"Well at least it is faster than this years HRT."


With the track like this, the favourite with the bookmakers for the Korean GP is Kimi Raikonnen in his WRC Citroen.

Not really F1 related, but topical :

Preparations for the Commonwealth Games High Jump competition were almost complete.

Warren Hughes wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Or in Jonathan Legard style: 'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone...'

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

Michael Schumacher: "Hmm. Now thats what I call a run-off area. Lets see Rubens get out of THIS one!. Mwah hah haaah etc"

Jeremy Clarkson: "When the FIA asked us to finish the Korean Grand Prix circuit for them, we took one look at our twenty-four hour road works and thought 'How hard can it be?'"



Richard Hammond: "That's not gone well."

The track might not be finished yet, but I hear the food in the hospitality tent will be the dog's bollocks

madcat wrote:

Warren Hughes wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

Or in Jonathan Legard style: 'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone...'

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

And in qualifying, Cone is coming out the last corner, is it enough, No.

redbulljack14 wrote:

madcat wrote:

ADx_Wales wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

And in qualifying, Cone is coming out the last corner, is it enough, No.

"Now cone's on a charge. This could be crucial!"

Wizzie wrote:

redbulljack14 wrote:

madcat wrote:

And so its cone leading...
cone second...
closely followed by cone...

'Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone from Cone which is seemingly crucial...' (corrected)

And in qualifying, Cone is coming out the last corner, is it enough, No.

"Now cone's on a charge. This could be crucial!"

Ledge Version:

"...and the cone in third IS SUDDENLY ATTACKING! This is a crucial moment in the race!"

Steve Matchett Version:

"COME ON CONE PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH... YEEEES!"

The elaborate mating dance of the crane goes horribly wrong.

"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."

coops wrote:
"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."

"... finally answering the question "Why now, brown cow?"

thehemogoblin wrote:

coops wrote:
"..of course we now know that Brown Cow has an advantage having opted for the Full-Wet Hooves while White Cow is struggling for grip on the Intermediates ..."

"... finally answering the question "Why now, brown cow?"

Although at the time she was concerned it was the wrong Hoof choice, especially as her berth is under threat from a pay-cow. It paid off and she kept her place at Scuderia Farmio.

Picture gravedig time!


Max: So I needed a job. These guys said I could have theirs.

AND


Jean: Eddie, you don't know how happy I am that you allowed Michael to take the car with a better engine, active suspension, traction control, and ABS. Even when you were quicker you still slowed down! Haha!
Eddie: *laughs celebrating* Haha!!?? Wait, what?
Michael: Tainted champagne really does knock you out eh! *hands over some champagne*

Jonathan Legard: "OH NO! He's gone right up there!"

BabyG wrote:

Jonathan Legard: "OH NO! He's gone right up there!"

Another pic for you guys

I'm being captioned again on the F1 Rejects forums?

Petrov is not happy when he reads the latest rumours from Autosport.

Engineer: Now, here's the data from your latest practice session.
Petrov: How much do I need to pay to keep your mouth shut about these results?

The Blue Man Group introduce their new manager and a radical change of image.

Once there was this guy who
Went to play with working girls and thought no one would find out
But when he finally came back
He saw some tabloid had published photos
He couldn't quite explain it, he'd always just gone there...

Max Mosley trying to reenact The Simpsons

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