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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Oct 2010, 12:00
by ADx_Wales
The Passenger wrote:
Once there was this guy who
Went to play with working girls and thought no one would find out
But when he finally came back
He saw some tabloid had published photos
He couldn't quite explain it, he'd always just gone there...
This will not be beaten in a thousand years...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Oct 2010, 13:58
by Shizuka
Alonso: It's a kids' game!
North Korea's interpretation of Formula 1. In real life, it's Kim Jong Il's personal bunker road.
Force India's Junior team
Up, up and away! Way too much Red Bull drunk!
Incredible Test Maxies
Todt: Eddie, you suck. OFF TO JAGUAR WITH YOU
Schumacher: See you sucker
Irvine: I'm still world's Nr. 2 driver!!!
Petrov: Sigh, my Jedi trick got reversed. ???? ????? ?? ???!!! (Edit: The ?-s meant to be Russian characters. Petrov gone cursing at Mark.)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Oct 2010, 14:23
by Captain Hammer
Mark Slade:
"And this is how we're going to fit another medal on Brezhnev's chest."(You need to understand Russian humour to find this one funny)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 04 Oct 2010, 00:27
by JeanDenisAlcatraz
If anybody else makes a Yakov Smirnoff joke I shall scream...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 04 Oct 2010, 12:51
by madcat
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
MarK:" The good news is that you are getting plenty of press cover. Bad news is that it's on F1Rejects again".
Petrov:Facepalm...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Oct 2010, 23:34
by TomWazzleshaw
New one for you guys:
Before we continue though the significance of this picture is it's been taken by a certain M. Webber...
EDIT: It seems that the picture has died...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 05 Oct 2010, 23:42
by Captain Hammer
Max Mosley and his supporters.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Oct 2010, 06:29
by madcat
Captain Hammer wrote:So you guys get thrown around, people do all sorts of painful stuff to you? Hmm, I like that...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 08:25
by Shizuka
A new one:
YOU, GET,
NOTHING! YOU
LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 08:35
by TomWazzleshaw
Shizuka wrote:
Tonio Liuzzi awaits the verdict of the big wigs at Force India
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 09:02
by razta
lewis trying out for the new Stig role
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 09:38
by Scarne
Photographer: "Say Cheese..."
LH: "&*%* off..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 09:48
by CarlosFerreira
Some say that he once fell in love with a wig he saw on top of a pole in Japan.
And that his helmet turns yellow when he's in love.
All we know is, he's called the Stig.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 12:53
by MinardiFan95
Coming soon: ANTSMSW4CTDG (Alleged-Nazi-Themed-Sado-Masochistic-Sex-With-4-Crash-Test-Dummies-Gate)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 19:57
by madcat
You have to admit, they do some rough stuff to these test dummies, I mean, just look at that picture...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 20:28
by Thunderer
Captain Hammer wrote:Jeremy Clarkson:
"When the FIA asked us to finish the Korean Grand Prix circuit for them, we took one look at our twenty-four hour road works and thought 'How hard can it be?'"Richard Hammond:
"That's not gone well."
James May:
"Oh, Cock..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Oct 2010, 21:06
by Popi_Larrauri
Captain Hammer wrote:Mark Slade:
"And this is how we're going to fit another medal on Brezhnev's chest."(You need to understand Russian humour to find this one funny)
Something to do with being three or four times awarded with the "Hero of the Soviet Union" medal as a birthday gift?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 05:27
by TomWazzleshaw
Red Bull's entrant for this year's Sydney-Hobart.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 12:10
by Nuppiz
The concept for the 2011 plane to be used in the Red Bull Air Race World Championship, ultimately leading to the cancellation of the series.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 12:11
by coops
"Its from Kimi, he had a late night or something"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 16:09
by razta
All this time Mercedes had the
WRONG Schumacher
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 23:21
by TomWazzleshaw
razta wrote:
The Mercedes Benz retirement village
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Oct 2010, 23:51
by MinardiFan95
Mercedes' new DTM team for 2011.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 00:18
by resir014
JACQUES VILLENEUVE
You're doing it wrong.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 01:48
by Klon
Ralf:
"Ha, now he's smiling, but just imagine the dumb look on his face when they tell him I get the F1 seat..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 02:26
by MinardiFan95
Ralf:
Oh lord, wont you buy me (a seat in a) Mercedes-Benz, my friends all drive DTM cars... oh wait, I dont have any friends. Still, I must make amends.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 03:17
by Cynon
The Red Bull RB7.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 09:00
by coops
Haug "Its an honour to be in the presence of THREE German legends. Mercedes, Michael.........and Kraftwerk on my headphones"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 09:54
by Shizuka
Wizzie wrote:razta wrote:
The Mercedes Benz retirement village
This one is genial!
Ralf: Norbert, can I get a seat?
Haug: We'll talk about it!
Michael: Of course no... wait what?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 11:19
by coops
Shizuka wrote:Ralf: Norbert, can I get a seat?
Haug: Sure, take one of those white plastic ones with you on your way out
Fixed.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 11:26
by Shizuka
That's even better.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 13:07
by Warren Hughes
Cynon wrote:
For some reason this picture reminds me of the Zakspeed picture from earlier in the thread.
(I know that's not actually a caption, sorry
)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 18:24
by Phoenix
"-Eeerm...Mark, come'ere, man.-"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 19:32
by Shizuka
One more I got for this one
Haug: Ralf, you come here to take a pic with me and Michael, or... YOU ARE FIRED!
Michael: Haha, I drive an F1 car, while you only drive a touring car!
Ralf: *forced smile*
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Oct 2010, 21:06
by Klon
After this picture was taken...
Ralf:
*sing* "I made pole this year and you did no-ot."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 11 Oct 2010, 13:23
by Viresh
Definitely it's a A Budget Cap cool to see it.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Oct 2010, 14:10
by Ed24
anything for this?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Oct 2010, 14:17
by dr-baker
Don't forget to allow for my special fee escalator when it comes to planning any new taxes or cuts to the budget. OK?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Oct 2010, 14:30
by coops
"Just remember Mr Drago, I aint no Apollo Creed!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Oct 2010, 18:53
by Bleu
Putin: "Bernie, remember that I have practiced judo. You know what happens if this track fails, understood?"