Grand Prix Rejects

"... okay Bernie, how much YOU pay us for this? In Soviet Russia, you know..."

Bernie: You know the deal, assassinate Mark, Fernando, Jenson and Lewis so Vettel can win the title, then you'll get your Grand Prix.

Hello Vladimir....mmmmmMMMMMMMWWAAAAAAAAAH

Bernie: "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name."

"Mwah! Its been real Vladski. Lets do lunch sometime, okay babe?"

Mercedes GP revealed their 2011 driver line-up.

resir014 wrote:

Ralf, Norbert and Michael smile innocently for the cameras little realising that the Phantom Supergluer has hatched another evil plan.

CarlosFerreira wrote:Bernie: "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name."

Genius

Can you confirm you understand this message?

Bernie : "Look, I am so keen that Vettel must win the championship that I am taking his place to make sure it happens (and with one eye closed too)" ...

Or ...

Bernie's sponsorship appeared to have dried up, so a seat at HRT was no longer an option.

MS: And just what the heck are you doing here.. RALF??!!!



RS: Frank..I'm Back.. I Heard you're getting rid of the Hulk?

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

ch gehe auf dieser leeren Straße
Auf dem Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Wo die Stadt schläft
Und ich bin der einzige, und ich gehe a. ..

Mein Schatten ist der einzige, der Walks Beside Me
Mein Herz flach ist die einzige Sache, das ist, was Sache ist
Manchmal wünsche ich mir jemand mich herausfinden Es
'Til Dann laufe ich allein ...

ADx_Wales wrote:

ch gehe auf dieser leeren Straße
Auf dem Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Wo die Stadt schläft
Und ich bin der einzige, und ich gehe a. ..

Mein Schatten ist der einzige, der Walks Beside Me
Mein Herz flach ist die einzige Sache, das ist, was Sache ist
Manchmal wünsche ich mir jemand mich herausfinden Es
'Til Dann laufe ich allein ...

??

"Mein gott! Did F1 Rejects not make enough jokes the last time we were pictured together?! Go avay!"

ADx_Wales wrote:Ich gehe auf dieser leeren Straße
Auf dem Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Wo die Stadt schläft
Und ich bin der einzige, und ich gehe a. ..

Mein Schatten ist der einzige, der Walks Beside Me
Mein Herz flach ist die einzige Sache, das ist, was Sache ist
Manchmal wünsche ich mir jemand mich herausfinden Es
'Til Dann laufe ich allein ...

Google translator rocks.
You could have just asked me to translate the text for you, since I'm currently studying to be a translator, y'see?


Michael: "I will be back to winning races next year, I promise you that."
Ralf: "Suuuuure..."

There is no word for WALK in german?

What do you do instead of walking?

We do but for some reason the translator did not gave you that...
Translation on the spot, could be done a bit better though if I give it more time.

Ich gehe durch diese leere Straße,
auf dem Boulevard der zerbrochenen Träume,
wo die Stadt schläft
und ich bin der Einzige, und gehe alleine.

Nur mein Schatten, der mit mir geht,
mein leeres Herz ist das einzige was pulsiert.
Manchmal wünsche ich mir, jemand da draußen würde mich finden.
Bis dahin gehe ich alleine.

The sinister six



Michael: Ralf, you look like a turkey now, no offense...



Ich liebe dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha...

Chandhok realises that when Kolles told him that he would be "back behind the wheel", it wasn't quite in the sense that he had been hoping for...

Laxatives: Where will you be when they kick in? (In response to Fernando's facial expression)



Ralf (To self): "This better not end up on F1 Rejects"



Ralf on his way to the grid after losing yet another drive.[/quote]

Fernando (to self): Where the bloody hell is my cheque?



Michael: Hey! Who the hell is that? Wha? My alter-ego? Nonsense! GUARDS!



Murray Walker: And in the lead of the Formula 1 marathon is Ralf Schumacher, who's making a surprising start

Karun: "Yes its in pretty good shape considering the bumps and clouts it had when Rubens threw it out of his car and I somehow magically scooped it into the car"

JeremyMcClean wrote:

Murray Walker: And in the lead of the Formula 1 marathon is Ralf Schumacher, who's making a surprising start

James Hunt: Your talking rubbish murray, thats the start line he's only walking, how am I alive anyway?

"BRAZIL NEEDS A NEW HERO."
I said it first, just after the first race of this season. And some people laughed.

Karun Chandhok, about 45 minutes away from giving HRT's new car, from the very transparent N.visi Bull firm its first test....

No caption, but I couldn't not show them side by side.

J Washburn Stoker wrote:No caption, but I couldn't not show them side by side.

I dare someone to have that as their avatar if Kubica wins today

Michael and Ralf hit the town!

Klon wrote:We do but for some reason the translator did not gave you that...
Translation on the spot, could be done a bit better though if I give it more time.

Ich gehe durch diese leere Straße,
auf dem Boulevard der zerbrochenen Träume,
wo die Stadt schläft
und ich bin der Einzige, und gehe alleine.

Nur mein Schatten, der mit mir geht,
mein leeres Herz ist das einzige was pulsiert.
Manchmal wünsche ich mir, jemand da draußen würde mich finden.
Bis dahin gehe ich alleine.

Reminds me of the time that I asked Phoenix to translate this for me.

Karun Chandhok: "And when I push this button, nothing happens, because it's not connected to anything, either."

Karun Chandhok: "Huh, I don't remember this button. What does 'C.K.G.H.' stand for again? Must be important if it's the biggest one on there."

HRT unveils their 2011 car (well, as much as they could build of it before the money ran out).


The racers against Sebastian Vettel Group met up before the race at Korea and decided how they would make him retire from the race.

TAXI!

Dear Santa,

This year a want the WDC in Christmas. Please don´t let me down.

With Love,

Nando

After being not too pleased with his 80th birthday present from Red Bull, Bernie decides to slip one of those Red Bull cans on his walking frame into Vettel's engine.

Bernie gets Vettel's celebratory gesture slightly wrong ....

P.S. Like the revised avatar, Minardifan!

In hindsight, Yamamoto's crash in the first corner was entirely foreseeable.