Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **12 Nov 2010, 17:08**

XurizManson wrote:

Haters gonna hate.

Posted: **12 Nov 2010, 17:25**

Capelli modelling the original design of 3D TV goggles.

Posted: **12 Nov 2010, 21:51**

XurizManson wrote:

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Posted: **12 Nov 2010, 23:08**

Wurz: Whm thm fmck hmve wm gmt tm wmmr thms tmcky crmp?
Webber: M Dmnt knmw
Nico: Wmrm bmmng spmnsmrd bm thm stmt mf tmxms
Narain: Ymm smmd thmt wmthmmt mmvmng ymr lmps!

Posted: **12 Nov 2010, 23:19**

ADx_Wales wrote:

Wurz: Whm thm fmck hmve wm gmt tm wmmr thms tmcky crmp?
Webber: M Dmnt knmw
Nico: Wmrm bmmng spmnsmrd bm thm stmt mf tmxms
Narain: Ymm smmd thmt wmthmmt mmvmng ymr lmps!

Damn, you won! Kenny McCormick rules

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 00:06**

Wild Wild Williams

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 04:30**

Vettel smiles for the camera, while Alonso watches Webber and Hamilton compare penis sises.

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 12:51**

"Take this, Colin Kolles!"

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 13:04**

Hamilton: Mark, I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 20:46**

Well, when I saw this picture

it reminded me quite a bit of this picture

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 20:49**

Jeremy Clarkson, BBC presenter

Fernando Alonso, Dual F1 World Champion

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 21:24**

Webber: "It's good to be part of a well-oiled team."

In case you don't get that reference (and you won't unless you're Finnish, and even then it's rather obscure), here goes: http://www.hs.fi/fingerpori/1135238858419

I wondered why Vettel's face looked so familiar in the picture, and then I remembered that strip and laughed a lot. And yes, most of you will need a translation so allow me...

Panel 1: "The guys on my football team didn't play together too well."
2: "Nowadays I've been making adult entertainment."
3: "It's good to be part of a well-oiled team."

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 22:13**

Wizzie wrote:Fernando Alonso, Dual F1 World Champion

And he'll stay that way, if and when Mark Webber gets to him

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 23:53**

Cha-Mone

Posted: **13 Nov 2010, 23:56**

Salesman: The flaw with Giant Future Vision Sunglasses, is that you may see into the future, but what you see may only be a fraction of a second of your paticurlar future.
Ivan: I dont care how much they are, I can see me in a Ferrari, sold!!!

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 19:35**

Fernando Alonso does a post-race advertisement for his personal sponsor: Vaseline.

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 19:40**

Cynon wrote:New image for you to caption:

Petrov shows Massa the proper way to let Alonso pass:-

AFTER THE FLAG!!!!!!

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 20:03**

'Russian swine ! In my day the Renault number two driver knew when to crash !!'

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 20:08**

Cynon wrote:New image for you to caption:

Look NO HANDS!!!! and you still can't get past me you spoiled brat!

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 20:22**

Ross Prawn wrote:

'Russian swine ! In my day the Renault number two driver knew when to crash !!'

You win

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 20:23**

Petrov: Not bad for a number 2 driver
Alonso: bathplug off
Alguersuari: Hang on, I ain't crashed into anyone yet, hey guys wait up.

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 20:30**

Ok Alonso has 1 spud left, Petrov still has both left...and we begin again...one-potato two-potato......

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 20:43**

Whoops, sorry Cynon, but I absolutely put my caption where yours was. I thought I hit quote, but I apparently hit edit. My bad.

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 21:21**

Ross Prawn wrote:

If you think this makes Alonso mad, just wait until he hears that Katie hasn't been voted off the X factor!!!!

Posted: **14 Nov 2010, 22:00**

Codemasters' F1 2010 - officially no longer the only place where Petrov drives like Alonso and Alonso drives like Petrov.

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 09:11**

Fernando Alonso makes the unfortunate mistake of challenging Vitaly Petrov to a boxing match as;
- Petrov has a height advantage (at 6'1", the tallest driver in the field).
- Petrov can use two hands.

No word if Jaime Alguersuari volunteered to be the referee.

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 10:07**

Petrov: After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which game did I quote from?

Or:

Petrov: Comrade, isn't it ironic to get your title lost by the team you drove for last year?
Alonso: Vete a la mierda
Petrov: What?
Domenicali: Abbiamo perso, questo cazzo, Fernando
Alonso: Io vado a calci nel culo quando torniamo
Alguersuari: Can I join in the fun?
Petrov: NYET
Alonso: Got a truncheon?
Alguersuari: No, but I got some new tunes to play!
Alonso: YOU EEEDIOT!
Petrov: Eric... get me some vodka and meet me in the parc fermé.
Bouiller: What do you need it for?
Petrov: Fernando was not faster than me, can you confirm you understand this message?
Alonso: I HEARD THAT VITALY, f€&? you

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 16:36**

And now for an German insider:
"Was-e erlauben Petrov?"

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 17:35**

Shizuka wrote:Petrov: After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which game did I quote from?

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 17:56**

Petrov: "Yes, yes yes yes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Alonso: "A que te meto, Aniceto."
Bouiller: "Nice one, Vitaly, very well done, we are proud of you...but, erm...well, we've already signed another driver for the next season."
Alonso: "Haaaaaaaaaa ha!"
Bouiller: "Urm, yeah...I hope you don't mind Mikhail Aleshin taking over your seat, Vitaly."
Petrov: "Whatever. I have to talk to some friends. See you."
Alguersuari: "Yeah...yeah, thanks a lot, guys. Love, dudes...What?! Taking over Webber's seat?!?! Are you f*cking with me?!?!?!...Well, OK...Yeah, I have a contract, but...Yes, Franz...Yes, of course, there's no arguing against that...Yeah, see you there, then."

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 20:27**

The other photo still has life in it I am sure but I couldn't resist adding this photo of Davide Valsecchi on the Abu Dhabi podium this weekend.

Posted: **15 Nov 2010, 23:43**

Well, at least we beat Webber.

Posted: **16 Nov 2010, 00:11**

Did you just fart Fernando?

Posted: **16 Nov 2010, 06:21**

This isn't a new picture to caption but can someone please photoshop the picture below to make it Rubens Barrichello instead? :lol:

Posted: **16 Nov 2010, 12:05**

The Passenger wrote:
Shizuka wrote:Petrov: After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which game did I quote from?

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!

Yes! Correct!

Posted: **16 Nov 2010, 22:31**

Domenicali: Fernando, Felipe is faster than you. Repeat, Felipe is faster than you. Can you confirm this message?

Posted: **17 Nov 2010, 11:27**

[quote="redbulljack14"]

Petrov: So if I take my hands off, can you overtake me now?

Posted: **19 Nov 2010, 00:11**

Captain Hammer wrote:

Codemasters' F1 2010 - officially no longer the only place where Petrov drives like Alonso and Alonso drives like Petrov.

I didnt know that Alonso could driver a PS3 game, he can't drive a real F1 car that well anyways :lol:

Posted: **19 Nov 2010, 01:21**

That Renault front wing is very heavily doohickeyed.

Posted: **19 Nov 2010, 02:07**

"Welcome to the #1 drivers club, little guy."

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