Grand Prix Rejects

pasta_maldonado wrote:"Trulli wines, providing a cure for Fisichellaitis...."

Right!

pasta_maldonado wrote:"Trulli wines, they open real quick but take forever to finish...."

Fixed.

pasta_maldonado wrote:"Trulli whines, especially about power steering...."

Ultra-fixed.

Hmm...

Nigel Mansell and Ayrton Senna
Michael Schumacher and Mika Hakkinen
David Coulthard and Sebastian Vettel
Noberto Fontana and Oliver Grouillard
Damon Hill and Damon Cannon
Jason Hamilton and Lewis Hamilton
Þorvaldur Einarsson and Sebastian Vettel
Daniel Melrose and Mark Webber
James Davies and Rhys Davies
Phil Hill and Graham Hill
Daniel Melrose and Nathan McKane
Adrian Sutil and Ralf Scumacher
Mark Dagnall and Sebastian Vettel
Dario Franchitti and James Davies
Shinobu Katayama and Vanina Ickx
Luca Badoer and Giovanni Roda

And finally... Pamphlet and DonTirri.

I am shocked and appalled that nobody has suggested Charles Pic/Arthur Pic. My rectifying of this error justifies my gravedig.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:I am shocked and appalled that nobody has suggested Charles Pic/Arthur Pic. My rectifying of this error justifies my gravedig.

I thought of that, but I didn't think of this thread at the time.

FMecha wrote:Hmm...

Nigel Mansell and Ayrton Senna
Michael Schumacher and Mika Hakkinen
David Coulthard and Sebastian Vettel
Noberto Fontana and Oliver Grouillard
Damon Hill and Damon Cannon
Jason Hamilton and Lewis Hamilton
Þorvaldur Einarsson and Sebastian Vettel
Daniel Melrose and Mark Webber
James Davies and Rhys Davies
Phil Hill and Graham Hill
Daniel Melrose and Nathan McKane
Adrian Sutil and Ralf Scumacher
Mark Dagnall and Sebastian Vettel
Dario Franchitti and James Davies
Shinobu Katayama and Vanina Ickx
Luca Badoer and Giovanni Roda

And finally... Pamphlet and DonTirri.

You clearly are forgetting the ultimate driver pairing: Sammy Jones and Barii Mori

Phoenix wrote:

FMecha wrote:Hmm...

Nigel Mansell and Ayrton Senna
Michael Schumacher and Mika Hakkinen
David Coulthard and Sebastian Vettel
Noberto Fontana and Oliver Grouillard
Damon Hill and Damon Cannon
Jason Hamilton and Lewis Hamilton
Þorvaldur Einarsson and Sebastian Vettel
Daniel Melrose and Mark Webber
James Davies and Rhys Davies
Phil Hill and Graham Hill
Daniel Melrose and Nathan McKane
Adrian Sutil and Ralf Scumacher
Mark Dagnall and Sebastian Vettel
Dario Franchitti and James Davies
Shinobu Katayama and Vanina Ickx
Luca Badoer and Giovanni Roda

And finally... Pamphlet and DonTirri.

You clearly are forgetting the ultimate driver pairing: Sammy Jones and Barii Mori

You've clearly forgotten Mario Andretti and Hiroshi Takagi, and Rupert Keegan and Beppe Gabbiani

Jason Plato and Pastor Maldonado, with Andrea de Cesaris as reserve driver.

Imagine all the repair costs...

darkapprentice77 wrote:Andy Neate and Pastor Maldonado, with Andrea de Cesaris as reserve driver.

Imagine all the repair costs...

Fixed. Plato is actually really good, he's just a gigantic ass and has the most douchey feud with Neal. Neate (his teammate right now) on the other hand, just plain sucks.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

darkapprentice77 wrote:James Moffat and Pastor Maldonado, with Andrea de Cesaris as reserve driver.

Imagine all the repair costs...

Fixed. Plato is actually really good, he's just a gigantic ass and has the most douchey feud with Neal. Neate (his teammate right now) on the other hand, just plain sucks.

If it's not bad enough that he crashes the DJR car when he's not too busy being shite, he's also the son of one of the greatest drivers ever to set foot in an Australian Touring Car

Wizzie wrote:

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

darkapprentice77 wrote:Andy Neate and Pastor Maldonado, with Andrea de Cesaris as reserve driver.

Imagine all the repair costs...

Fixed. Plato is actually really good, he's just a gigantic ass and has the most douchey feud with Neal. Neate (his teammate right now) on the other hand, just plain sucks.

If it's not bad enough that he crashes the DJR car when he's not too busy being shite, he's also the son of one of the greatest drivers ever to set foot in an Australian Touring Car

Nah, I'd stick with Neate. This is a guy in a car could potentially win the championship with Plato, who already has 5 times the amount of points Neate has at only 2-thirds of the way through the season, and he's 15 points (1 3rd place) behind Rob Austin in his horribly underfunded Audi. Which has missed like half the season.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Nah, I'd stick with Neate. This is a guy in a car could potentially win the championship with Plato, who already has 5 times the amount of points Neate has at only 2-thirds of the way through the season, and he's 15 points (1 3rd place) behind Rob Austin in his horribly underfunded Audi. Which has missed like half the season.

That Audi looks like quite a good car, it's a shame that Rob doesn't have enough money to fund the team. Maybe he could sell some to a front-running squad, WSR will have to ditch the S2000 BMW's at the end of the year.

pasta_maldonado wrote:

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Nah, I'd stick with Neate. This is a guy in a car could potentially win the championship with Plato, who already has 5 times the amount of points Neate has at only 2-thirds of the way through the season, and he's 15 points (1 3rd place) behind Rob Austin in his horribly underfunded Audi. Which has missed like half the season.

That Audi looks like quite a good car, it's a shame that Rob doesn't have enough money to fund the team. Maybe he could sell some to a front-running squad, WSR will have to ditch the S2000 BMW's at the end of the year.

Yeah, I hope that happens as well, he's a pretty good driver and a nice guy to boot, it'd be great for pretty much everyone if he could work something out with WSR.

EDIT: At the risk of committing a cardinal sin, I'm gonna try and drag this thread back on topic. Another virtual driver pairing: James Davies/John Zimmer, anyone?

Has anybody suggested Ayrton Senna and Derek Warwick yet?

Maldonado and Grosjean for the repair bills.

James1978 wrote:Maldonado and Grosjean for the repair bills.

Add de Cesaris for a "marvelous" comeback return when the inevitable race ban happens.

WaffleCat wrote:

James1978 wrote:Maldonado and Grosjean for the repair bills.

Add de Cesaris for a "marvelous" comeback return when the inevitable race ban happens.

But what if they both get banned for the same race? It's not out of the question...

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

WaffleCat wrote:

James1978 wrote:Maldonado and Grosjean for the repair bills.

Add de Cesaris for a "marvelous" comeback return when the inevitable race ban happens.

But what if they both get banned for the same race? It's not out of the question...

Get Vitantonio Liuzzi.

Alexandre Premat and Jason Plato
Dave McFaste and Leonhard von Gottorp (that means using up all driver's slot in the F1RMGP hologram system)

Taki Inoue and Ayrton Senna.

Considering how well they've been doing in the virtual F1 1976 championship, how about James Hunt and Tom Pryce?

Hakkinen and Button. I'm sure this would be a fantastic pair at McLaren ^^

Tim Harvey and Nigel Mansell.

ranig wrote:Hakkinen and Button. I'm sure this would be a fantastic pair at McLaren ^^

Sounds nice indeed _O_



De Cesaris - Aguri Suzuki driving in the same team in the same races (not like '94 at Jordan)

Chris Amon - Nick Heidfeld at Ferrari 1995 (Amon will lead Canada but in the last corner he crashes by a screwdriver forgotten by a mechanicer, Heidfeld, second at that moment runs out of petrol two centimeter ahead of Amons wreck only to be overtaken by Alesi, driving in a Jordan, while pushing his car to the finishline )

Thierry Boutsen - Jos Verstappen

Stefan Bellof - Ayrton Senna

To piss Eurobrun off, how about either Bottas or Grosjean with David Reynolds.

And to tip it off: In a FPR.

Casey Stoner and Mark Webber.

Pastor Maldonado and Romain Grosjean.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Romain Grosjean.

With the team closing its doors at the end of said year because they couldn´t afford the massive repair bills.

FMecha wrote:To piss Eurobrun off, how about either Bottas or Grosjean with David Reynolds.

And to tip it off: In a FPR.

That reminds me, I was laughing so hard when Reynolds crashed less than 100 metres from where I was sitting at Clipsal this year

Aerond wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Romain Grosjean.

With the team closing its doors at the end of said year because they couldn´t afford the massive repair bills.

For sure.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:

Aerond wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Romain Grosjean.

With the team closing its doors at the end of First practice session because they couldn´t afford the massive repair bills.

For sure.

Fixed

WeirdKerr wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:

Aerond wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Romain Grosjean.

With the team closing its doors at the end of the first winter/February test because they couldn´t afford the massive repair bills.

Fixed

Fixed again...

Rusty Gannit and Masami Kuwashima
Shinobu Katayama and Pippa Mann (dr-baker's)
Steven Mackintosh and David Coulthard
Pastor Maldonado and Reiko Megumi
Michael Schumacher and Kamui Kobayashi (if only... )
Sammy Jones and Alan Jones
Daniel Melrose and Daniel Ricciardo

Any combination of Pastor Maldolan, Steve Wallace, Romain Grosjean, and John Wes Townley. NASCAR fans should be very familiar with the amount of fail caused by Townley and Steve Wallace...

Chris Dagnall and Jack Christopherson - Melrose's heroes.

Michael Schumacher and Kamui Kobayashi at Sauber in 2013 - sadly only a fantasy

FMecha wrote:Shinobu Katayama and Pippa Mann (dr-baker's)

Could it happen in F1RWRS in 2015/6?

A hypothetical 4-car team with Phoenix McAllister, Sammy Jones, Kay Lon and Barii Mori. Let battle commence!

Phoenix wrote:A hypothetical 4-car team with Phoenix McAllister, Sammy Jones, Kay Lon and Barii Mori. Let battle commence!

A merger between Sunshine and Kamaha that results in an administration error causing both teams to get two spots on the entry list?