The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Archive for the three above subforums
User avatar
tommykl
Posts: 7111
Joined: 07 Apr 2010, 17:10
Location: Banbury, Oxfordshire, UK

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by tommykl »

This wrote:
Klon wrote:
tommykl wrote:I will accept the bye. And as a story, I'm thinking another political crisis turning bad, with Bart de Wever completely blocking everyone and everything from entering or leaving the country. How's that?


Sounds good enough for me. Thankfully we have that solved.


Why would he bother blocking you inferior Walloons? Perhaps your team was in Brussels (at the Wafflesports team presentation for example) and he invaded Brussels, as it obviousy belongs to the great nation of Flanders. Thankfully, your dear leader Di Rupo came to personally rescue you.


I also should mention Brussels Waffles are superior to Liège waffles :x (epic team rivalry coming )

Or better yet, my team was in Brussels for the presentation, and the crisis actually started with Eric Bachelart inviting a Liègeois waffle stand next to the traditional Bruxellois ones. Sounds good enough?
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese

Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
User avatar
tommykl
Posts: 7111
Joined: 07 Apr 2010, 17:10
Location: Banbury, Oxfordshire, UK

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by tommykl »

kostas22 wrote:
This wrote:
Klon wrote:Sounds good enough for me. Thankfully we have that solved.


Why would he bother blocking you inferior Walloons? Perhaps your team was in Brussels (at the Wafflesports team presentation for example) and he invaded Brussels, as it obviousy belongs to the great nation of Flanders. Thankfully, your dear leader Di Rupo came to personally rescue you.


I also should mention Brussels Waffles are superior to Liège waffles :x (epic team rivalry coming )

Jupiler Pro League 2011-12 Standings;
2nd Club Brugge 61pts
4th Standard Liège 51pts

Therefore, I declare your accusation of Brussels > Liège as valid Image

Liège might get the Expo 2017. Liège has a coffee named after it despite not even coming from it. Liège gets the Liège-Bastogne-Liège and the Grand Départ for this year's Trour de France. Charlemagne was born in Liège. Liège has the Carré, period. Liège gave the world the electrical motor and Jean-Marc Bosman.

Need I say more?
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese

Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
Phoenix
Posts: 7986
Joined: 21 Apr 2009, 13:58

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by Phoenix »

tommykl wrote:Liège might get the Expo 2017. Liège has a coffee named after it despite not even coming from it. Liège gets the Liège-Bastogne-Liège and the Grand Départ for this year's Trour de France. Charlemagne was born in Liège. Liège has the Carré, period. Liège gave the world the electrical motor and Jean-Marc Bosman.

Need I say more?


Kimi Räikkönen wrote:Yes.
User avatar
Nessafox
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 6334
Joined: 30 Nov 2009, 19:45
Location: Stupid, sexy Flanders.

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by Nessafox »

kostas22 wrote:I also should mention Brussels Waffles are superior to Liège waffles :x (epic team rivalry coming )

Jupiler Pro League 2011-12 Standings;
2nd Club Brugge 61pts
4th Standard Liège 51pts

Therefore, I declare your accusation of Brussels > Liège as valid Image

except that your argument is invalid as Brugge is not from Brussels at al :lol: , though Anderlecht is, which still makes the argument valid.
To prove my argument even further in similar style, the second most succesful Brussels team, Union Sint Gilloise, still has more titles (11) than Standard Liège (10), and is still active.
All Brussels teams together make 54, with Liège only 15.

Brussels also have a statue of a naked kid taking a pee, and a building made of steel (actually inox) balls. Which all proves the city is superior.

And has better waffles. The Liègois are just brainwashing people with their waffle stands everywhere!


tommykl wrote: Liège has a coffee named after it despite not even coming from it.

Brussels has sprouts, your argument is invalid
I don't know what i want and i want it now!
User avatar
DemocalypseNow
Posts: 13185
Joined: 17 Aug 2009, 09:30
Location: Lost, send help
Contact:

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by DemocalypseNow »

This wrote:
kostas22 wrote:I also should mention Brussels Waffles are superior to Liège waffles :x (epic team rivalry coming )

Jupiler Pro League 2011-12 Standings;
2nd Club Brugge 61pts
4th Standard Liège 51pts

Therefore, I declare your accusation of Brussels > Liège as valid Image

except that your argument is invalid as Brugge is not from Brussels at al :lol: , though Anderlecht is, which still makes the argument valid.
To prove my argument even further in similar style, the second most succesful Brussels team, Union Sint Gilloise, still has more titles (11) than Standard Liège (10), and is still active.
All Brussels teams together make 54, with Liège only 15.

Brussels also have a statue of a naked kid taking a pee, and a building made of steel (actually inox) balls. Which all proves the city is superior.

And has better waffles. The Liègois are just brainwashing people with their waffle stands everywhere!


tommykl wrote: Liège has a coffee named after it despite not even coming from it.

Brussels has sprouts, your argument is invalid

ImageImageImage ImageImageImageImageImage
EPIC BRAIN FAIL. WTF was I thinking? Really? Bruges = Brussles? Man, that was such a stupid mistake Image

But yeah, Anderlecht are also way better than Standard. But, there is one thing I have to disagree, and that is, after trying both, Liège waffles taste better than Brussles waffles :P
Novitopoli wrote:Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote:Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.

Image Image
User avatar
Nessafox
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 6334
Joined: 30 Nov 2009, 19:45
Location: Stupid, sexy Flanders.

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by Nessafox »

Nobody cares about the taste, it's all about the passion that's into making the waffles!

(actually Standard has the nicest stadium in Belgium, and the one RFC Liège had until 1995 was even better) And as much as i hate RSCA, they are important for my arguments that Brussels waffles are far superior to Liège waffles :P

I do have a proposal for Tommy to solve all discussions: lets' start a brewery that creates waffle-jenever 8-)
I don't know what i want and i want it now!
User avatar
tommykl
Posts: 7111
Joined: 07 Apr 2010, 17:10
Location: Banbury, Oxfordshire, UK

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by tommykl »

This wrote:Brussels has sprouts, your argument is invalid

I'm eating a lacquemant. Your argument is invalid.

Oh, and we have a staircase with 374 steps as a street.
kevinbotz wrote:Cantonese is a completely nonsensical f*cking alien language masquerading as some grossly bastardised form of Chinese

Gonzo wrote:Wasn't there some sort of communisim in the East part of Germany?
User avatar
AdrianSutil
Posts: 3747
Joined: 08 Jun 2011, 01:21
Location: Ashford, UK

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by AdrianSutil »

Just wading in here quickly, doesn't Brugge have the world's smallest window too? I went to Brugge once for a weekend, lovely place. Ok I'll leave now...
RIP NAN - 26/12/2014
RIP DAD - 9/2/2015

Currently building a Subaru Impreza to compete in the 2016 MSV Trophy.
PremierInn spokesperson for Great Ormond Street Hospital
User avatar
Nessafox
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 6334
Joined: 30 Nov 2009, 19:45
Location: Stupid, sexy Flanders.

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by Nessafox »

tommykl wrote:
This wrote:Brussels has sprouts, your argument is invalid

I'm eating a lacquemant. Your argument is invalid.

Oh, and we have a staircase with 374 steps as a street.

Brussels has the best concert hall in Belgium - The Ancienne Belgique - which i'm going to tonight 8-)
I don't know what i want and i want it now!
User avatar
Klon
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 7254
Joined: 28 Mar 2009, 17:07
Location: Schleswig-Holstein, FRG
Contact:

=== ST. PETERSBURG STREET CHALLENGE - RACE 2 ===

Post by Klon »

Image2
=== ST. PETERSBURG STREET CHALLENGE - RACE 2 ===

Grid:
1.: Michael Caruso - Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport (Group B) - 1'00.721
2.: Jason Bargwanna - Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport (Group B) - 1'00.796
3.: Michael Schumacher - Aeroracing Engineering (Group D) - 1'00.877
4.: Jose Maria Lopez - Mustafaa Racing (Group F) - 1'01.312
5.: Stephane Sarrazin - 555 Racing (Group B) - 1'01.313
6.: François Duval - Wafflesports (Group F) - 1'01.358
7.: Toshihiro Arai - 555 Racing (Group B) - 1'01.431
8.: Claudio Langes - Mustafaa Racing (Group F) - 1'01.433
9.: Kamui Kobayashi - Team Holden (Group F) - 1'02.286
10.: Alain Prost - Aeroracing Engineering (Group D) - 1'02.323
11.: Vladimir Chagin - Wafflesports (Group F) - 1'02.483
12.: HWNSNBM - Team Holden (Group F) - 1'03.307
13.: Giovanna Amati - Trueba Corse (Group D) - 1'03.502
14.: Gilles Panizzi - Prada Grand Prix (Group D) - 1'03.906
15.: Jean Alesi - Top Gun Racing (Group B) - 1'04.253
16.: Sebastien Loeb - Prada Grand Prix (Group D) - 1'04.558
17.: Andrea de Cesaris - Top Gun Racing (Group B) - 1'05.074

Of course groups B, D and F need to determine who has to leave the season. Jose Maria Lopez does what he needs to after both cars of Garry Rogers ram it into the wall and finishes first, securing six points for his team which inevitably led to Mustafaa Racing making the knockout round and winning their group. Speaking of Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport, they must be fuming right now: Like all drivers in Group B, they retired (although they were the only ones who were at fault for that) and that leaves them with the least amount of points in Group B, ending the hopeful run of the Australian team, making them join Skoda Team Cyprus as favourites who did not survive the new group stage concept. Another close battle happened between Prada Grand Prix and Trueba Corse with the latter just making the cut. We have our second round participants and are heading out to find the participants for the great final.

Race Result:
1. (4.): Jose Maria Lopez - Mustafaa Racing (Group F) - 45'46.334
2. (3.): Michael Schumacher - Aeroracing Engineering (Group D) - +12.273
3. (10.): Alain Prost - Aeroracing Engineering (Group D) - +48.420
4. (11.): Vladimir Chagin - Wafflesports (Group F) - +53.507
5. (13.): Giovanna Amati - Trueba Corse (Group D) - 1 Lap
6. (14.): Gilles Panizzi - Prada Grand Prix (Group D) - 2 Laps
DNF (7.): Toshihiro Arai - 555 Racing (Group B) - Suspension
DNF (16.): Jean Alesi - Top Gun Racing (Group B) - Puncture
DNF (17.): Andrea de Cesaris - Top Gun Racing (Group B) - Engine
DNF (2.): Jason Bargwanna - Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport (Group B) - Accident
DNF (16.): Sebastien Loeb - Prada Grand Prix (Group D) - Engine
DNF (1.): Michael Caruso - Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport (Group B) - Accident
DNF (12.): HWNSNBM - Team Holden (Group F) - Engine
DNF (8.): Claudio Langes - Mustafaa Racing (Group F) - Transmission
DNF (6.): François Duval - Wafflesports (Group F) - Suspension
DNF (5.): Stephane Sarrazin - 555 Racing (Group B) - Suspension
DNF (9.): Kamui Kobayashi - Team Holden (Group F) - Engine

Group Standings:
- Group A
1.: Going For Gold Racing - 18 Pts.
2.: Motorsport Bleu - 14 Pts.
3.: Skoda Team Cyprus - 10 Pts.

- Group B
1.: 555 Racing - 17 Pts.
2.: Top Gun Racing - 13 Pts.
3.: Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport - 12 Pts.

- Group C
1.. Spyker Racing - 21 Pts.
2.: Hydook Grand Prix - 11 Pts.
3.: Glass Hammer Racing - 10 Pts.

- Group D
1.: Aeroracing Engineering - 20 Pts.
2.: Trueba Corse - 11 Pts.
3.: Prada Grand Prix - 11 Pts.

- Group E
1.: Euromotor - 20 Pts.
2.: Martini Racing - 18 Pts.
3.: RT Solvalou - 6 Pts.

- Group F
1.: Mustafaa Racing - 18 Pts.
2.: Wafflesports - 14 Pts.
3.: Team Holden - 9 Pts.

Team Championship:
1.: Euromotor - 17 Pts.
2.: Aeroracing Engineering - 12 Pts.
3.: Mustafaa Racing - 11 Pts.
4.: Going For Gold Racing - 11 Pts.
5.: Wafflesports - 9 Pts.
6.: Spyker Racing - 7 Pts.
7.: Skoda Team Cyprus - 5 Pts.
=.: 555 Racing - 5 Pts.
9.: Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport - 2 Pts.
=.: Trueba Corse - 2 Pts.
11.: Hydook Grand Prix - 1 Pt.
=.: Motorsport Bleu - 1 Pt.
=.: Prada Grand Prix - 1 Pt.
User avatar
Klon
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 7254
Joined: 28 Mar 2009, 17:07
Location: Schleswig-Holstein, FRG
Contact:

Re: The Street Racing League - Brought to you by F1 Rejects

Post by Klon »

Alright, lads, before we begin with the first race of the knockout round, how do you like my proposal for the 2014/2015 season calendar:

Nürnberg Street Challenge (support for F1RWRS)
Toronto Street Challenge (support for IndyCar)
Baltimore Street Challenge (support for IndyCar)
Detroit Street Challenge (standalone event)
Vancouver Street Challenge (standalone event)
*** Turn of the year ***
Valencia Street Challenge (standalone event)
Melbourne Street Challenge (support for Formula One)
Leipzig Street Challenge (standalone event)
Monaco Street Challenge (support for Formula One)
User avatar
Klon
Site Donor
Site Donor
Posts: 7254
Joined: 28 Mar 2009, 17:07
Location: Schleswig-Holstein, FRG
Contact:

=== DETROIT STREET CHALLENGE ===

Post by Klon »

Image
=== DETROIT STREET CHALLENGE - RACE 1 ===

Grid:
1.: Heinz-Harald Frentzen - Euromotor - 1'04.985
2.: Bertrand Gachot - Euromotor - 1'05.380
3.: Toshihiro Arai - 555 Racing - 1'05.545
4.: Claudio Langes - Mustafaa Racing - 1'05.581
5.: Michael Schumacher - Aeroracing Engineering - 1'05.667
6.: Stephane Sarrazin - 555 Racing - 1'05.824
7.: Marcus Grönholm - Martini Racing - 1'05.989
8.: Gigi Galli - Martini Racing - 1'06.069
9.: Jerome D'Ambrosio - Going For Gold Racing - 1'06.155
10.: François Duval - Wafflesports - 1'06.187
11.: Jose Maria Lopez - Mustafaa Racing - 1'06.664
12.: Ralph Firman - Going For Gold Racing - 1'06.920
13.: Alain Prost - Aeroracing Engineering - 1'07.359
14.: Juan Pablo Montoya - Motorsport Bleu - 1'07.554
15.: Vladimir Chagin - Wafflesports - 1'07.882
16.: Adrian Sutil - Spyker Racing - 1'08.042
17.: Milos Pavlovic - Hydook Grand Prix - 1'08.244
18.: Jamie Whincup - Motorsport Bleu - 1'08.554
19.: Giovanna Amati - Trueba Corse - 1'08.556
20.: Jos Verstappen - Sypker Racing - 1'08.614
21.: Philippe Adams - Gillet Ecurie Nationale Belge - 1'09.012
22.: Jean Alesi - Top Gun Racing - 1'09.137
23.: Marin Colak - Hydook Grand Prix (Group C) - 1'09.287
24.: Eric Bachelart - Gillet Ecurie Nationale Belge - 1'09.446
25.: Andrea de Cesaris - Top Gun Racing (Group B) - 1'10.170

After the first six teams were eliminated from competition it is now about finding out which five teams have the honour of actually fighting for the championship. Together with the teams that advanced to this round, Gillet Ecurie Nationale Belge tried their luck after political turmoil left the team unable to compete with the other teams - perhaps Kay Lon allowed them in in order to be considered by the squad for a 2014 drive in F1RWRS. However, even being allowed to appear despite not making it through the first round, they were utterly unsuccessful: qualifying on the back of the grid before having one of their car finish dead last. Two teams were the complete opposite of that: Euromotor, who ruled this weekend, only having Gachot's retirement stain it, and Martini Racing who gave themselves a good shot at making the finals by scoring six points. Claudio Langes worked pretty well and finished second, five valuable points for Mustafaa Racing. Two drivers who could have made an impact were Michael Schumacher and Juan Pablo Montoya, however they failed to do their job and crashed into each other. Amusingly, Jerome D'Ambrosio ran into that duo only a few seconds after their racing accident.

Race Result:
1. (1.): Heinz-Harald Frentzen - Euromotor - 42'41.415
2. (4.): Claudio Langes - Mustafaa Racing - +36.780
3. (8.): Gigi Galli - Martini Racing - +47.796
4. (10.): François Duval - Wafflesports - +48.858
5. (7.): Marcus Grönholm - Martini Racing - +1'02.423
6. (6.): Stephane Sarrazin - 555 Racing - +1'04.891
7. (12.): Ralph Firman - Going For Gold Racing - 1 Lap
8. (16.): Adrian Sutil - Spyker Racing - 2 Laps
9. (25.): Andrea de Cesaris - Top Gun Racing (Group B) - 2 Laps
10. (23.): Marin Colak - Hydook Grand Prix (Group C) - 2 Laps
11. (2.): Bertrand Gachot - Euromotor - 3 Laps
12. (24.): Eric Bachelart - Gillet Ecurie Nationale Belge - 3 Laps
13. (22.): Jean Alesi - Top Gun Racing - 3 Laps
14. (21.): Philippe Adams - Gillet Ecurie Nationale Belge - 4 Laps
DNF (19.): Giovanna Amati - Trueba Corse - Oil Leak
DNF (18.): Jamie Whincup - Motorsport Bleu - Engine
DNF (17.): Milos Pavlovic - Hydook Grand Prix - Transmission
DNF (20.): Jos Verstappen - Sypker Racing - Transmission
DNF (15.): Vladimir Chagin - Wafflesports - Engine
DNF (11.): Jose Maria Lopez - Mustafaa Racing - Transmission
DNF (5.): Michael Schumacher - Aeroracing Engineering - Accident
DNF (14.): Juan Pablo Montoya - Motorsport Bleu - Accident
DNF (9.): Jerome D'Ambrosio - Going For Gold Racing - Accident
DNF (3.): Toshihiro Arai - 555 Racing - Engine
DNF (13.): Alain Prost - Aeroracing Engineering - Puncture

Knockout Round Standings:
1.: Euromotor - 6 Pts.
2.: Martini Racing - 6 Pts.
3.: Mustafaa Racing - 5 Pts.
4.: Wafflesports - 2 Pts.
5.: 555 Racing - 1 Pt.

Team Championship:
1.: Euromotor - 23 Pts.
2.: Mustafaa Racing - 16 Pts.
3.: Aeroracing Engineering - 12 Pts.
4.: Going For Gold Racing - 11 Pts.
5.: Wafflesports - 11 Pts.
6.: Spyker Racing - 7 Pts.
7.: Martini Racing - 6 Pts.
=.: 555 Racing - 6 Pts.
9.: Skoda Team Cyprus - 5 Pts.
10.: Garry Rogers SRL Motorsport - 2 Pts.
=.: Trueba Corse - 2 Pts.
12.: Hydook Grand Prix - 1 Pt.
=.: Motorsport Bleu - 1 Pt.
=.: Prada Grand Prix - 1 Pt.
Post Reply