Grand Prix Rejects

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19:37   YourHostDark   shame for alfa in monaco, if horford hadn't bathplugged up he might've picked up alfa's first point
19:37   Pasta   That's what he thought of it!
19:38   Pasta   YourHostDark they scored a couple last year
19:38   Pasta   But yeah it's a shame for them
19:40   YourHostDark   think i'll wait until 19:50 and if no one enters by then i'll start
19:40   Pasta   I'd give it until eight o clock
19:40   Pasta   Everyone's watching ant and dec
19:40   Pasta   I am
19:40   YourHostDark   k
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19:41   Pasta   Evening
19:42   Salamander   sup
19:42   Pasta   You watching ant and dec?
19:43   Salamander   nope
19:43   Pasta   Ah. It's pretty decent
19:44   Salamander   whats going on there then?
19:44   Pasta   They've unveiled the new little ant and secs
19:45   Pasta   And for ant v dec, they had to crawl ona flag pole 24 storeys up
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19:48   Pasta   Looking forward to the etch
19:49   Pasta   *rtcc
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19:49   Salamander   im guessing you're on a phone?
19:49   Pasta   iPad
19:49   RealRacingRoots   Sup guys
19:49   Salamander   same difference
19:49   Salamander   sup
19:49   Pasta   Salamander ill be honest
19:49   YourHostDark   hi
19:50   Pasta   Timings are favourites for the title
19:50   Pasta   Now jones, wvm, and eBay motors are gone
19:50   YourHostDark   yep, their car is on pole for race 1
19:50   Salamander   aww yeah
19:50   Pasta   The ford was the best car, now it's gone
19:50   RealRacingRoots   RTCC?
19:50   Salamander   yeah
19:51   RealRacingRoots   kk
19:51   Pasta   Surprised to see you here RRR
19:51   RealRacingRoots   I was a big chatterbox over at GTPlanet
19:51   RealRacingRoots   then the chat died
19:51   Pasta   Enthral led by the wider world of RWRS now??
19:52   RealRacingRoots   Maybe....
19:52   RealRacingRoots   I'm also watching the nascar race right now
19:52   Pasta   Danica 'no talent' Patrick retired didn't she?
19:52   RealRacingRoots   engine died
19:53   RealRacingRoots   Johanna "all the potential" Long aint doing too bad
19:53   Pasta   Who??
19:53   YourHostDark   pasta you have to have some talent to get pole at daytona
19:53   RealRacingRoots   exactly
19:53   RealRacingRoots   Johanna is the other women in Nationwide
19:53   RealRacingRoots   Piquet Jr is in the field somewhere
19:54   Salamander   YourHostDark   well, she's in a stewart-haas car, and those have been pretty good at daytona...
19:55   Pasta   She's a slut
19:55   Pasta   She poses for all these magazine interviews
19:55   Pasta   No one cares your a woman girl
19:55   Salamander   yeah...
19:56   RealRacingRoots   They see assets, not talent
19:56   Pasta   Except the hicks who've never seen a woman
19:57   RealRacingRoots   Johanna Long is in 12th, Piguet Jr is 28th
19:57   YourHostDark   i don't even get it, apparently she's only famous because she's a woman, but there have been plenty of women drivers in racing
19:57   Salamander   she's only famous because she does all the magazine shoots and stuff
19:57   RealRacingRoots   Susie Wolff, The Force Sisters,
19:58   Salamander   otherwise no-one would give a shite
19:58   YourHostDark   makes sense
19:58   RealRacingRoots   Maria Di Vilotta
19:58   Pasta   It's the way apparently she's such a great racer
19:58   Pasta   No, you just like her tits espn
19:59   RealRacingRoots   Her non-existant tits?
19:59   Pasta   
19:59   Pasta   Good point
20:00   YourHostDark   k, it's eight o clock now so should i start??
20:00   Pasta   If you want to
20:01   RealRacingRoots   Trevor Bayne's engine has grenaded
20:01   YourHostDark   there MIGHT be voice commentary, don't be surprised if there isn't
20:01   RealRacingRoots   we should do a 4-man commentary team
20:01   RealRacingRoots   muhahahaha
20:02   Salamander   indeed
20:02   Pasta   Here we go
20:02   Salamander   oh shite
20:02   Salamander   looks like zimmer ran out of talent
20:02   Salamander   again
20:03   Pasta   Sim sanity
20:03   Pasta   Zimsanity
20:03   Salamander   sure seems like it
20:05   Salamander   oh crap, jenkins is walking away with this...
20:05   RealRacingRoots   Leeroy?
20:05   Salamander   nope, paul
20:05   Salamander   i shouldve called him leeroy though...
20:05   RealRacingRoots   Jeeroy Lenkins
20:05   Salamander   XD
20:06   Pasta   Twinigs are running away with it
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20:06   Salamander   mostly because they actually know how to take that corner
20:06   RealRacingRoots   Also I got a spare seat with R.T.S over at the IRFC, if anyone got a driver they want to plonk there they are more than welcome to
20:07   Salamander   sure, i'll put marcos marcia there, why not
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20:08   Pasta   Chaos!!
20:08   Salamander   more zimsanity
20:09   Pasta   Well
20:09   Pasta   The first rtcc race is a er...
20:09   Pasta   Success
20:10   YourHostDark   lemme just test my mic, i'll say "hello" if you hear it then type...whatever
20:10   Salamander   hello dark
20:10   RealRacingRoots   James May, "hello"
20:10   RealRacingRoots   also can i get a link?
20:10   YourHostDark   my voice sounds shite doesn't it
20:10   YourHostDark   yes
20:10   Salamander   http://www.ustream.tv/channel/darkapprentice77
20:11   Salamander   better than mine
20:11   Salamander   probably
20:11   YourHostDark   ha, beat me to it
20:11   RealRacingRoots   spins, spins everywhere
20:12   Salamander   nice save from northfield
20:12   Pasta   It's chaos out there
20:12   Salamander   utter madness
20:13   Salamander   close call for carlton there
20:14   Pasta   It's funny dark
20:14   RealRacingRoots   All these spins at one spot is like watching the TMMC 2011 race at Vancouver
20:14   Pasta   Your voice sounds like typing
20:16   YourHostDark   lol
20:17   Salamander   carlton stop challenging jenkins
20:17   Salamander   youre not supposed to be doing that
20:17   Salamander   i guess jenkins' car is damaged or something
20:17   RealRacingRoots   Kyle Busch's engine has grenaded
20:18   Salamander   lol
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20:20   RealRacingRoots   Also if someone could help me with fitting the GT-R WC calendar into the RWRS calendar, that would be appreciated.
20:20   RealRacingRoots   I may switch around some of the euro dates so I can support the F1RWRS
20:22   Salamander   i'll see what i can do
20:22   RealRacingRoots   shanks
20:22   RealRacingRoots   I still have to work on the Zonda GR template and making all the team files
20:22   RealRacingRoots   the second part is easy
20:23   RealRacingRoots   first part, not so much
20:27   Salamander   come on jenkins
20:27   Salamander   youre supposed to be better than carlton
20:28   Salamander   there we go
20:30   Salamander   oh dear
20:30   Salamander   that couldve been bad
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20:31   Pasta   Is everyone still being loonies?
20:31   Salamander   pretty much
20:31   Salamander   jenkins lost the lead to carlton for a bit
20:31   Salamander   but now hes leading again
20:32   Salamander   not really sure why
20:32   Pasta   Everyone else a lap down yet?
20:33   Salamander   i think mcallister's still on the lead lap
20:33   Pasta   See YourHostDark, this is why 30 laps is a bad idea
20:33   Salamander   maybe maddock too
20:33   Salamander   OH GOD
20:33   Salamander   maddock got completely screwed
20:33   RealRacingRoots   That one corner is catching out everyone
20:33   Salamander   everyone except the top 4
20:33   Pasta   Is there voice commentary?
20:33   Salamander   maddock was right behind mcallister then got held up by a big crash there
20:34   Salamander   mcallister's sure doing a good job here...
20:35   Salamander   also no, there's no voice commentary Pasta
20:35   RealRacingRoots   Oh man Pastrana was getting bullied there xD
20:35   Pasta   The Plus One Group just bought Knockhill as well
20:35   RealRacingRoots   8 to go at Daytona
20:35   Salamander   what happened?
20:36   RealRacingRoots   Pastrana got caught out and made it 4 wide
20:36   RealRacingRoots   6 cars out in front, 10 car-length gap to main pack
20:37   Salamander   who's in the lead pack?
20:37   RealRacingRoots   it's now a 4 car lead
20:37   Pasta   Well, that went well
20:37   RealRacingRoots   stweart, regan smith, keselowski,
20:37   Salamander   sure did for me
20:37   RealRacingRoots   someone else
20:37   Salamander   go smith
20:37   RealRacingRoots   stweard, smith,hornish jr., keselowski
20:38   RealRacingRoots   oh here's the big one
20:38   RealRacingRoots   a dozen cars in it
20:38   YourHostDark   that was the most dominating team performance i think i've ever seen in an F1RWRS
20:38   RealRacingRoots   on noes johanna long was in it
20:38   Salamander   
20:39   Salamander   really dark?
20:39   YourHostDark   not F1
20:39   YourHostDark   
20:39   Pasta   Did you watch the 1980 Monaco GP
20:39   Salamander   ah
20:39   YourHostDark   in an RWRS race i mean
20:39   Salamander   i still dont really think so
20:39   Salamander   mcallister was less than 5 seconds back
20:40   Salamander   maddock would've been as well if he wasnt totally screwed halfway through
20:40   Pasta   So basically
20:40   Pasta   If yourne not in a bmw or Audi
20:40   Pasta   Youre stuffed.
20:40   Salamander   pretty much
20:41   YourHostDark   so, can anybody catch the conquering twining BMWs??
20:41   Salamander   i hope not
20:41   Pasta   The IBRS were next best
20:41   Salamander   yeah
20:41   Salamander   rafael modena wasnt that bad actually
20:41   YourHostDark   fastest lap: ryan carlton 57.807
20:41   Salamander   only spun a couple times
20:41   RealRacingRoots   haha Travis
20:42   YourHostDark   that chicane was ridicolous
20:42   Salamander   any idea why jenkins fell back midway through
20:42   Salamander   then caught back up
20:42   Salamander   i dont think carlton was held up that badly
20:44   RealRacingRoots   Wow the crash started right in front of Pastrana, and it missed it
20:45   YourHostDark   travis was in colin mcrae DiRT..he's cool

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21:05   RealRacingRoots   big one at the finish line
21:05   Salamander   okay then
21:05   Salamander   oh dear
21:05   RealRacingRoots   whole front pack in it
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21:05   RealRacingRoots   car caught catch fence
21:06   Salamander   yikes O_O
21:06   RealRacingRoots   tony stewart wins it
21:06   RealRacingRoots   again
21:06   Salamander   aww
21:06   Salamander   did regan smith finish well at least?
21:06   RealRacingRoots   he got spun, leading to the biggie
21:06   Salamander   shame
21:06   RealRacingRoots   he had the win
21:07   RealRacingRoots   keslowski was behind him, took a look and spun regan
21:07   Salamander   
21:07   RealRacingRoots   an engine and front assembly sheard off on the catchfence, at bottom of grandstands
21:07   RealRacingRoots   Kyle Larson's car got into catch fence
21:08   RealRacingRoots   the engine in the grandstands is on fire
21:08   Salamander   christ
21:08   RealRacingRoots   bit of oil and gas leaked out it looked like
21:09   YourHostDark   gogogogggg
21:09   RealRacingRoots   here comesa replay it looks like
21:09   RealRacingRoots   it's on motors tv
21:09   Salamander   well this is going to be interesting
21:09   Salamander   mums watching tv in the other room though
21:09   Salamander   im sure ill be able to catch it on youtube or something though
21:09   RealRacingRoots   http://www.vipbox.tv/motorsports/137604/1/nationwide-series:-drive4copd-300-live-stream-online.html
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21:10   Salamander   cheers
21:10   RealRacingRoots   
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21:11   Salamander   yikes
21:11   Salamander   that catch fencing O_O
21:12   Salamander   less carnage when its raining
21:12   Salamander   go figure
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21:13   RealRacingRoots   even tony stewart is subdued right now
21:13   Salamander   yeah
21:14   RealRacingRoots   i wonder how a nascar race at daytona would go if they used the bus-stop chicane, like i've said numerous times before
21:15   YourHostDark   the driver's are actually driving better when it's raining then when it's dry
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21:15   Salamander   yeah
21:15   Salamander   RRR i dunno, if someone screws up entering the busstop they could collect a bunch of cars exiting it
21:16   RealRacingRoots   but it would break up the packs, which normally cause this chaos
21:16   Salamander   true
21:17   Salamander   jenkins not making any progress at all
21:24   RealRacingRoots   here comes the replay
21:25   RealRacingRoots   
21:25   Salamander   damn
21:26   RealRacingRoots   i think only 2 or 3 cars at the front made it through clean
21:30   RealRacingRoots   [TITLE: Horrible HUGE wreck Finish 2013 Drive4COPD 300 @DAYTONA VIEWS: 118 FAVES: 0 RATING: 5 RATERS: 1 UPLOADED: LuisAlbertoPerez2008 ] [TITLE: Horrible HUGE wreck Finish 2013 Drive4COPD 300 @DAYTONA VIEWS: 118 FAVES: 0 RATING: 5 RATERS: 1 UPLOADED: LuisAlbertoPerez2008 ]
21:30   RealRacingRoots   Actually, Tony was the only car to make it through that clean.
21:31   YourHostDark   holy bathplug shite
21:31   RealRacingRoots   ikr
21:32   YourHostDark   fastest lap was paul jenkins 1:01.990
21:32   Salamander   that was pretty damn terrible
21:32   Salamander   also i guess i'll take fastest lap

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19:40   Salamander   bah
19:40   Salamander   jenkins lost a position
19:40   Salamander   carltons 4th though
19:41   RealRacingRoots   oh dear, first corner chaos go go go
19:42   Salamander   YES
19:42   Nuppiz   lol Nurmovitsch using elbow tactics to come up in the order
19:43   Salamander   COME ON TEAM TWIININGS
19:43   Salamander   especially jenkins
19:44   Salamander   im still having problems with the stream dropping...
19:44   Nuppiz   ZIMMER YOU bathplug IDIOT!
19:45   Salamander   come on jenkins
19:45   Salamander   get stuck in ther
19:45   Salamander   e
19:47   Nuppiz   come on Nathan!
19:47   Salamander   gah, why is the stream continually dropping
19:48   Wizzie   Ah, looks like it's not only me having problems for once
19:49   Salamander   no idea whats causing it
19:49   Nuppiz   no problems here, except for the low framerate
19:49   Salamander   last time it was fine
19:50   Salamander   damn audis
19:50   Nuppiz   fail
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19:52   Salamander   dammit, im gonna try resetting my connection
19:52   Salamander   brb
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19:55   Nuppiz   oh step on it you sod
19:55   Salamander   okay now its not loading at all
19:55   Salamander   this doesnt make any sense
19:56   Salamander   there we go finally
19:56   Salamander   come on jenkins
19:56   Salamander   no
19:56   Salamander   bad carlton
19:57   Salamander   stay behid
19:57   Salamander   now look what youve done
19:57   Salamander   PISS
19:58   Salamander   great, now maddocks going to win and jenkins is gonna be even further behind
19:59   Salamander   thanks ryan, youre a fantastic team player
20:01   Nuppiz   how many laps left?
20:01   Salamander   3 i think
20:02   Salamander   whoa what
20:02   Nuppiz   Nurmester is on the points, unless he or the car bathplug up
20:02   Salamander   yes
20:02   Salamander   jenkins is back in it
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20:03   JoeyZyla   BATHPLUG THIS BATHPLUG
20:04   Salamander   whatever
20:04   JoeyZyla   LOL WHAT A BATHPLUG
20:04   Nuppiz   Phoenix, is that you?
20:05   JoeyZyla   IM NO PHOENIX BATHPLUG
20:05   JoeyZyla   SEE YOU
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20:05   Salamander   well that was weird
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20:05   Salamander   YES JENKINS IS BACK AHEAD OF MADDOCK
20:05   Aeroracing   Hi, guys
20:05   Aeroracing   What's up
20:05   Salamander   zyla made a 10 second comeback
20:05   Nuppiz   BATHPLUG THAT'S WHAT'S UP
20:05   Aeroracing   Really?
20:05   Aeroracing   What a moron
20:06   Salamander   also your team and mine are having a almighty scrap for the win
20:06   Aeroracing   That's more like it
20:06   Nuppiz   curiously, he had the same Whois as you, Aeroracing...
20:06   Aeroracing   Lies!
20:06   Salamander   last lap...
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20:07   Stramala   Ciao tutti
20:07   Aeroracing   Tutti frutti
20:07   Darkapprentice77   mcallister just won
20:07   Salamander   sup man
20:08   Aeroracing   YES!!!!
20:08   Aeroracing   BATHPLUG THAT_!!!
20:08   Salamander   2-3 for twinings
20:08   Darkapprentice77   both IBR cars retired
20:08   Salamander   WITH THE WRONG DRIVER AHEAD
20:08   Nuppiz   capo di tutti di capi
20:08   Stramala   fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
20:08   Salamander   THANKS A LOT CARLTON
20:08   Darkapprentice77   you wanted jenkins to be ahead?
20:08   Salamander   yeah
20:09   Salamander   twinings is supposed to be heavily biased towards paul
20:09   Salamander   with ryan being some hotshot rookie they rushed in to be his teammate
20:09   Aeroracing   I thought, somehow, Twinings was dr-baker's
20:10   Salamander   the tipoff is that my team doesnt have any lame puns
20:10   Darkapprentice77   if only you could have a team orders option on racing games
20:10   Aeroracing   Where did Maddock finish?
20:10   Salamander   4th
20:11   Aeroracing   Nice enough
20:11   Darkapprentice77   fastest lap: surprisingly jack maddock with 2:27.657
20:11   Salamander   lost points to jenkins though
20:11   Nuppiz   Nurmester finished 12th, which is good enough
20:11   Aeroracing   Nothing some upgrades can't solve
20:11   Nuppiz   Nurmovitsch was taken out by the dickwad Zimmer
20:11   Darkapprentice77   pasta wanted me to scrap the upgrades
20:11   Aeroracing   Oh
20:12   Salamander   like james davies has always said
20:12   Salamander   zimmer is worthless
20:12   Salamander   lol, top 4 covered by 1.3 seconds
20:12   Salamander   10 seconds ahead of everyone else
20:13   Cynon   
20:14   Cynon   People actually are here.
20:14   Salamander   well yeah
20:14   Salamander   theres a race on
20:14   Nuppiz   because there was a race on

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20:21   Darkapprentice77   let's go..
20:21   Salamander   well that race certainly closed up the top of the championship
20:22   Salamander   right now its maddock: 73; jenkins: 72; mcallister: 61; carlton: 60
20:22   Salamander   mcgatley: 55
20:23   Salamander   oh dammit
20:23   Salamander   that qualifying did not go well for me at all
20:24   Salamander   jenkins on the move though
20:25   Nuppiz   Breaking news: NRE's RTCC division has been sold to a group of French investors, led by a certain Sophie Fabron
20:25   Salamander   well... that should be interesting
20:25   Nuppiz   the chanhe in management will take effect from the next season onwards
20:25   Nuppiz   change
20:27   Salamander   ugh, ustream is being a fail for me again...
20:27   Salamander   resetting my connection again
20:27   Nuppiz   go Nurmester!
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20:30   Cynon   Someone made this neat gadget for NR2003
20:31   RealRacingRoots   And I thought Wizzie's interwebs was bad
20:31   Cynon   that actually lets you track the position of all cars on track.
20:31   Cynon   ...and show it to others.
20:32   RealRacingRoots   kinda like the ractor line that shows position?
20:33   Cynon   Yeah only it's like NASCAR raceview without the 3D shite
20:33   RealRacingRoots   i'm okay with this
20:33   Cynon   I tried using it once but it didn't work ;[
20:33   RealRacingRoots   nascar raceview looks like a crappy NR2 in anycase
20:34   Salamander   dammit, maddock is leading?
20:34   Salamander   crap
20:34   Cynon   So if I ever do a league with it, I'd consider using that
20:34   Salamander   and there goes the stream again
20:34   Cynon   if I can find it again lel
20:35   Nuppiz   oh!
20:35   Nuppiz   and what is Restov doing
20:37   Darkapprentice77   hmm, the RTCC commision is a bit disturbed by john zimmer's apparent lack of competence
20:38   Nuppiz   NRE supports that claim
20:38   Darkapprentice77   took out nurmovitch in race 1 and spun causing a huge roadblock in race 2
20:39   Darkapprentice77   fastest lap: ryan carlton 2:28.858
20:39   Darkapprentice77   i think i'll look at the full replays to see fully what zimmer was doing...