Grand Prix Rejects

Roger Penske picked a bad day to field four cars.

700HP, 0 Talent

There was a clearance sale at the used carbon fiber store the next day.

The 'drive like Jason Plato' contest didn't last very long.

Nascar fans tuned into the remainder of the season.

Finally, Danica Patrick on top of the competition!

The IRLs revolutionary 'no brakes' chassis was a success.

Hey Captain Hammer, still think Laguna Seca produces bad racing?

Flavio, and Micheal come up with ways to not be noticed by Bernie.

Good lord, do I even need to caption this?


Well, at least Flavio is being honest with himself.

Little-known fact: Alonso and Massa were supposed to be unlockable characters in Crash Twinsanity, but Naughty Dog decided to cut the added content at the last moment. Now you know.

It was not long until Massa and Barrichello had become the closest of friends.

Fernando Alonso - from relying on Felipe to lying on Felipe.

Fernando - Felipe is flatter...than...you... Can you confirm you understand?

HRT's new car design for 2011.

Seeing that with your signature was just wrong!

Then that means my nefarious plan is working! Mwahaha! "Best Signature" here I come!

Wizzie wrote:

With money tight at Lotus, Heikki was told to take up multi-tasking...

"Hello, would you be interested in ordering the Autosport magazine? Oh, I sound familiar? That's because I'm Heikki Kovalainen, I had to take up this phone marketing job because Lotus can't afford to pay me at the moment."

Heikki: Your call is very important to us, please stay on hold.

Background noise: Para bailar la bamba, para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia......

Yes, I'd like to order fifty subscriptions of Hustler Magazine to the McLaren office in Surry, England. My name....Lewis Hamilton.

Did you find your season with Sauber:

1) Excellent
2) Very Good
3) Good
4) Disappointing
5) Awful

Who knew Heikki had to work at a call center in order to bring money to Lotus...

...ohh, baby, what would you do to me next---ack! Erm, I mean, YES MR. CHAPMAN, BOY IS IT NICE TO NOT MISUSE THE COMPANY PHONES...

Reverie Planetarian wrote:...ohh, baby, what would you do to me next---ack! Erm, I mean, YES MR. CHAPMAN, BOY IS IT NICE TO NOT MISUSE THE COMPANY PHONES...

And we have a winner, and once again, it is not Nick Heidfeld.

YES MOM, Jarno's parents DID say I could sleep over tonight!

My two attempts ...

1. Hello, this is Lotus, can I help you? No, no, not that Lotus, the other one ...

2. Ah yes hello, could I order a new fire extinguisher please?

With a watch on each wrist, no phone-call would hinder Heikki's ability to quote the time!

(On the phone to Vitantonio Liuzzi)

Heikki: YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING! SACKED IN THE MORNING!

Hello, this is Heikki Kovalainen, after my Vodafone commercial with Lewis, I decided to promote BT, can you spare a moment for me telling you about new BT prices?

Heikki: Yes, Ma'am just tell me your address that I will go and extinguish your fire right away!!!

Hello, do you have a copy of "Fly Fishing" By J.R. Hartley?

Heikki: Time to crank call Tonio

*Phone rings*

Tonio: Ciao
Heikki: Hello this is Vijay Mallya, I would like to tell you that you have been resigned for 2011 as our Number 1 driver, *bursts out laughing*
Tonio: Adrian, is that you?

Heikki Kovalainen: "In my opinion, Tony Fernandes is an idiot ... yes, you can quote me on that ... it's spelt T-R-U-L-L-I."

Heikki: Who to prank call? Hmm... Vitaly Petrov seems like a good choice.
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Vitaly: Ya? Wat is it?
Heikki: Good morning to you sir! We are calling everyone in the F1 paddock for a free trip to Hawaii!
Vitaly: Eye ken go thair on mai own free time! Is thr-ee in morneng, ya?
Heikki: First Question: What is your own opinion on Liver?
Vitaly: I hate Liver, ya!
Heikki: What country do you come from?
Vitaly: .........Soviet Russia.
Heikki: Where is your car?
Vitaly: .........In my Garage.
Heikki: How do you stir eggs?
Vitaly: With a beater. At least I do.
Heikki: What is your name?
Vitaly: ........Vitaly Petrov. Why did you call me?
Heikki: Thank you for your time. We'll let you know if you've won.
(hangs up)
Heikki: Now to edit with mah new software!
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The next day, Heikki calls Robert Kubica
Robert: Yallo?
Heikki (with sound recorder of Vitaly): In Soviet Russia, Petrov beat you!
Robert: >:(

And this is how the Petrov-Kubica rivalry started.

EDIT: Fixed. Thanks, Captain Hammer!

JeremyMcClean wrote:Vitaly: I cahn go ther' on mah own free time! And it's 'tree in da morning, ya!

Dude, he's not Scottish. He's Russian. It's very difficult to type with a Russian accent, but this it probably how it should go:

JeremyMcClean wrote:Vitaly: Eye ken go thair on mai own free time! Is thr-ee in morneng, ya?

DOSBoot wrote:

heikki:*tsk* soooo hoow are youu?
Jarno: fiiine. hows lotus?
heikki: which one?
Jaro: Oh, yoouu

Heikki Kovalainen: "And I'd like fifteen large pepperoni pizzas. To be delivered to the Lotus factory in Enstone, heh-heh."

Captain Hammer wrote:

Heikki Kovalainen: "And I'd like fifteen large anchovy pizzas. To be delivered to the Lotus factory in Enstone, heh-heh."

Fixed.

Heikki: "... and that's why I think Rubens Barrichello is an old prat who should go home... yes you can put it in the Autosport Magazine... yes my name is indeed Michael Schumacher. "

Heikki: "...no, I'm the only gay in the village...."

OK, what's the number for 911?

Caption this.

resir014 wrote:

Caption this.

Guys, lets get a few snaps of Alonso's ego!

And what IS Deletraz doing?