Grand Prix Rejects

Captain Hammer wrote:

JeremyMcClean wrote:Vitaly: I cahn go ther' on mah own free time! And it's 'tree in da morning, ya!

Dude, he's not Scottish. He's Russian. It's very difficult to type with a Russian accent, but this it probably how it should go:

JeremyMcClean wrote:Vitaly: Eye ken go thair on mai own free time! Is thr-ee in morneng, ya?

In Soviet russia acccent types with you!

Hey are those real?

The British press see an all-McLaren front row with di Resta in third.

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Hey are those real?

Mark Webber:- The one with the hat is I'm not sure about the other one.

Danny's Mind : "Yes......look at me......I'm being a C**t........this is exactly how to get in charge of F1"

Hi Guys,

new to this forum - how about some Sauber action:

Leaked photo of the super-secret training session for Bernie's newest idea to make the races more interesting in 2014: drivers are allowed to commit drive-bys.

After watching Wanted one too many times, the whole Sauber team tried to learn how to bend bullets with the hope they could replace the bullet with a car and the gun with a steering wheel.

In 2011, an elite band of certified F1 Rejects were sentenced to Superleage Formula imprisonment for a crime they did not commit, they promptly escaped from a max mosely funded prison to the northamptonshire underground, today still wanted by the government they survive as drivers of fortune, If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, not even luca badoer, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire......the R-Team.

I'm just amazed about how used to shooting with a gun Esteban is, or at least looks like he is.

Myrvold wrote:I'm just amazed about how used to shooting with a gun Esteban is, or at least looks like he is.

I could make a joke about Mexicans here, but that would be too easy and say that he is just showing off for the photograph.

Oh look, the Silver Toilet.

"For the last time: NO, I have not participated in any of your 'customer surveys' or 'grand prize lotteries'! And no, I still don't want to subscribe to Maxim! Is that even published in this country any more? We've gone over this a million times, so would you kindly just stop calling me already? Just stop, all right? Yeah, the same to you. *click* Goddamn telemarketers."

or

"This is the part I hate
Why do they make you wait?
Here's where the fevers rise
Enough to cross my eyes
They can be short or tall
They can be white or black
I don't care
Not at all
Long as they call me back."

Myrvold wrote:I'm just amazed about how used to shooting with a gun Esteban is, or at least looks like he is.

He's firing one-handed, which isn't considered the most stable stance for firing a pistol. Perez has the most effective stance, with two hands on the gun, one in front of the other, although he might be even better served with a Weaver stance.

Given that the team is Swiss, and given the Swiss stance on firearms, it's unsurprising to see the Sauber team firing off a few pistols in their spare time.

Conventi wrote:

Preparing for retribution against the criminals in Interlagos?

The Sauber boys practiced ahead of their 'meeting' with their team's livery designer.

RAK wrote:

Myrvold wrote:I'm just amazed about how used to shooting with a gun Esteban is, or at least looks like he is.

He's firing one-handed, which isn't considered the most stable stance for firing a pistol. Perez has the most effective stance, with two hands on the gun, one in front of the other, although he might be even better served with a Weaver stance.

That is not allowed in competition shooting So I still think he looks used to it.

Shoot down that ugly mess of a car!


"Yeah, I'd like my brand new Lotus Excretia in black, with gold trim if possible. Oh, and with the upholstery in British Racing Green and yellow, please."

The Sauber team consider themselves "gangsta" rather than rebellious.

Sauber's plans for 2012: To kidnap Adrian Newey and "hire" him as designer of the car. The ransom? Design a constructor's championship winning car. Simple, really.

Sergio is Jesse.
Esteban is James.
Kamui is Meowth.

Figure the rest out.

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oooh)
I will travel across the land
Searchin' far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside! (Power inside!)

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em (Pokemon!)

Pokemon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokemon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokemon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
(I'll catch you!)
(Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokemon!


Oh snap... need to watch some episodes now!

"So, first we painted our car black and gold because Mr. Bahar said so, and now we're suddenly going to paint it green? Oh hell, just do whatever. But right now? Can I at least get out of the car first?"

In an act of protest in mid-2011, the two Lotus-chassis teams decided to exchange color schemes mid-race.

My beard.........

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:

Can I ask who that is?

I think that's Fernando Alonso with his eyebrows photoshopped out.

DOSBoot wrote:

Adam Sandler announces he is to swap jobs with Alonso. Allowing Fernando to film Waterboy 2!!!

Fernando Alonso regrets betting his eyebrows on the 2010 Championship title.

Hello is can I speak to a Carlos Ferreira please?......Oh good, yeah listen , I'm getting fed up of the picture of me on the phone being used for captioning, more fed up than the fireman references after singapore, if the next person uses that photo better watch out because I know how to get hold of HWNSNBM who is trained in the art of stealth lobotomy.

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:

Alonso stood too close to the f150 during its testing.....

Lewis Hamilton decided to experiment with head accessories in order to make people take him more seriously. However, after his first 3 words, "So, my girlfriend", everyone just laughed and lost interest.

Fernando: "And you guys thought Felipe's accident was bad..."

Michael Andretti: *awful Spanish accent* That's right guys, in addition to shaving my beard, I agreed to get rid of the brows as well! *cough cough*

That picture of Alonso is seriously freaking me out!!!

Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:

Michael Andretti: *awful Spanish accent* That's right guys, in addition to shaving my beard, I agreed to get rid of the brows as well! *cough cough*

YOU ARE A GENIUS. THAT IS SO MICHAEL ANDRETTI

DOSBoot wrote:I think that's Fernando Alonso with his eyebrows photoshopped out.

Eh? Looks nothing like him.