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Posted: 05 Feb 2011, 19:36
Jenson: Ok, so where do we shite?
Jenson: Ok, so where do we shite?
Grand Prix Rejects
A tribute to the heroic failures of Grand Prix racing
https://ftp.gprejects.com/forum/
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Jenson: Ok, so where do we shite?
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Posted: 05 Feb 2011, 22:50
redbulljack14 wrote:
Jenson: uummm what's the hole right in the middle for?
Louis: we're endurance racing now.
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Posted: 06 Feb 2011, 02:57
mario wrote:
Not a caption, but I like how Alonso and Massa are holding on for dear life and Luca's just having a great time in the background!
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Posted: 06 Feb 2011, 17:55
Before Lewis became an F1 driver, he was a reject audition for the Mr. Moose character in Captain Kangaroo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSpPyTNSlTU
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Posted: 06 Feb 2011, 21:09
Yep! Fixed his eyebrows. He looks a little strange now, though.
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Posted: 07 Feb 2011, 15:00
After the 2011 banning of multiple-deck diffusers, teams are willing to put holes ANYWHERE to sneak some extra downforce past the rulesmakers...
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Posted: 07 Feb 2011, 15:05
ADx_Wales wrote:
^Mark Webber pressed the panic button on the X2010. Here's the effect...
Bleu wrote:
^The Virgin Racing came to the race while Kubica got injuried to recruit Kubica for their team, but it this was the effect...
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Posted: 07 Feb 2011, 15:46
Virgin Racing got some extra money by selling one their VR-01 chassis to Lucas Di Grassi for hill climbing. However, Di Grassi hasn´t been very successful at his 1st try. "I had to push too hard in order to overcome the massive advantage of the Ford Sierra and Peugeot 106", he said.
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Posted: 08 Feb 2011, 07:28
It only took one Lewis Hamilton hat for Jenson Button to be typecasted as a squirrely driver.
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Posted: 08 Feb 2011, 19:49
FMecha wrote:ADx_Wales wrote:
^Mark Webber pressed the panic button on the X2010. Here's the effect...
...and THAT'S why Vettel's the only one with an X2010.
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Posted: 08 Feb 2011, 20:05
FMecha wrote:ADx_Wales wrote:
Mr Vettel i am arresting you for carless driving
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 02:37
Who's the moosiest moose we know?
Marty Moose!
Who's the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose!
M is for Merry, we're merry you see;
O is for Oh gosh, Oh golly, Oh gee;
S is for Super Swell family glee;
E is for Everything you want to be.
M - A - R - T - Y;
M - O - O - S - E.
What's that spell?
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
(Hyuk), that's me!
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 02:52
Some say he's got a new minimalist design philosophy. And that maybe, just maybe, he's taking the piss a little.
All we know is, he's called ... Adrian Newey.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 15:22
2012 is when Red Bull Racing prepares to debut a design known as The Emperor's New Car.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 17:10
A simulation of what F1 will be like in 2040.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 17:40
Now there's definitely something horrendously wrong with this picture. What do you mean you can't see it? It's blatantly obvious!
I mean,
HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT HIS SHOES AREN'T FIREPROOF?
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 18:14
I thought this was Webber's RB7, you promised me the better car.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2011, 21:46
D'oh! Vettel instantly said. He can now recall what Adrian Newey had told him: You see that red button on the wheel? Yea, that one. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
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Posted: 10 Feb 2011, 02:00
Budget cuts forced the Red Bull team to make some adjustments to their training simulator...
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Posted: 10 Feb 2011, 10:19
McLaren realised a brilliant oppertunity to make some money every time Hamilton started overdriving.
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Posted: 10 Feb 2011, 15:21
Having mastered the art of weird sidepods, McLaren's next step was to tackle the problem of making nonsensical diffusers.
So far, the search is going well.
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Posted: 10 Feb 2011, 23:45
Last year, McLaren tried to attach gatling guns to their cars, but the FIA refused to homologate them. This year, they'll try with spike stripes.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2011, 09:56
Not to be outdone by Ferrari's 150 years of Italy celebration, McLaren decided to launch its Boadicea commemorative car ...
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Posted: 11 Feb 2011, 14:24
Watch out, Vettel's about.
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Posted: 11 Feb 2011, 21:04
McLaren testing out a nerf bar off a NASCAR Modified car.
This is how Fernando got rid of his beard... but also...
... his brows.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 00:45
What in the world is Hamilton doing??? said the surprisingly high amount of people that were scratching their heads. I do give them credit, it's not every day you see a dishwasher rack on the back of an F1 car.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 12:34
Girl in white: You've been a veeerrry baaad boooyyy, Maxxx! You need more of ze ponishment!
Max: Yessss!!! Bring it on!
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Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 19:40
Max Mosley's almost spot-on impressions of an F1 driver complete with engine noise terrified all who dared approach him except for a cursed few: these poor women.
They're deaf, you see, but they weren't when they met the man...
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Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 20:34
"Max Mosley declares his cloning project a complete success!"
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Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 20:54
McLaren's latest financial initiative to boost profits: turn Jerez into a corn farm.
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Posted: 12 Feb 2011, 21:39
JeremyMcClean wrote:
What in the world is Hamilton doing???
It doesn't matter what he's doing
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Posted: 13 Feb 2011, 00:18
kostas22 wrote:
McLaren's latest financial initiative to boost profits: turn Jerez into a corn farm.
That's more likely to happen than Nico Rosberg winning a race, actually.
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Posted: 13 Feb 2011, 17:24
Everyone loves a good old nazi orgy from time to time...
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Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 18:33
Parking will be £2
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Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 22:24
redbulljack14 wrote:
The Italian Racing Association tried to organize a test run to verificate whether the old Pescara track was still suitable for modern F1 cars.
It was not.
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Posted: 19 Feb 2011, 23:09
Virgin's state-of-the-art chassis facility.
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Posted: 20 Feb 2011, 00:58
Virgin quickly disposed of its radical plans for a three-wheeled car.
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Posted: 20 Feb 2011, 03:11
*double*
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Posted: 20 Feb 2011, 03:13
redbulljack14 wrote:
"so you built a time machine, went back to 1927, traveled to the nuerburgring, and tried to do a lap?"
"yep."
"screw team orders! NO ONE WILL PASS ME. NO ONE"
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Posted: 20 Feb 2011, 06:05
Lewis Hamilton drives down pit lane after mounting his banana peel rack for the inaugural season of FIAKart.