Grand Prix Rejects

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:

Jocke1 wrote:It's Forti minutes to go until I must Pic up my friend at the airport. Trulli stressful..

That's Life....

Trulli some of the Wurz puns you could have Pic'd...

Better make sure you Button up your shirt! Not only that, make sure you get your Petrov the kitchen counter! You might not need to take your umbrella, because it might Narain.

Cynon wrote:

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:That's Life....

Trulli some of the Wurz puns you could have Pic'd...

Better make sure you Button up your shirt! Not only that, make sure you get your Petrov the kitchen counter! You might not need to take your umbrella, because it might Narain.

Jos stop, Cynon, you cannot Gounon, this Brundle of puns is un-Bernard-able. If you Gounon, I will Noda to that girl drinking Martini and eating a Berger nearby and Herbert will cut off your Panis or shoot you with his Beretta; that Coulthard a lot.

It's the F1 drivers as food thread all over again....

Klon wrote:

Cynon wrote:

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:UgncreativeUsergname: That's Life....

Trulli some of the Wurz puns you could have Pic'd...

Better make sure you Button up your shirt! Not only that, make sure you get your Petrov the kitchen counter! You might not need to take your umbrella, because it might Narain.

Jos stop, Cynon, you cannot Gounon, this Brundle of puns is un-Bernard-able. If you Gounon, I will Noda to that girl drinking Martini and eating a Berger nearby and Herbert will cut off your Panis or shoot you with his Beretta; that Coulthard a lot.

Amon, challenge accepted. If you Badoer and touch your toes, it might be good for you, you've Sato in that chair far too long, and you've got your Boutsen a wedge of Cheever. That's an unnecessary waste of dairy products, and a huge Blundell on your part, so could you Pease stop doing that? Yoong people these days, Sospiri and so free-willed, Posey for the cameras like they're in Hollywood. This Campos is no place for that kind of behavior... if anything, it's a Boesel.

I'd sig that if it wasn't so long.

EDIT - Never mind, I found a way

And now someone should go and drop the Vettel-bomb...

You Alliot should stop the Hunt for the ultimate driver Pon and go Hulme.

I want to add to the pun war, but I can't think Mori...
(Geddit? Read F1RWRS threads )

Even though the last few races didn't go well for Paul, I still think he's better than di resta the drivers.

All these puns have put me into a Comas

I think you lot can do Beretta than that.

I don't Noda ins and outs of this thread, but what's Verstappening is a Surer attempt at try to provoke some Bellof laughs.

I will put my Capelli and Boutsen, and Salo-ly leave the premises.

I joke, this thread is absolutely Fabi.

I walked into the cinema and asked 'Watson?'

These puns are so awful I hope the Cevert crashes and stops you all from posting this crap.

kostas22 wrote:These puns are so awful I hope the Cevert crashes and stops you all from posting this crap.

Slightly bad taste!

I'm Stuck trying to decipher all your mumbling, can you speak Lauda?

This thread Surer went down-HIll in a hurry, I ought to leave before I von Trips over all the Badoer Pons.

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:I'm Stuck trying to decipher all your mumbling, can you speak Lauda?

Venturing into non-F1 here...
Ahhh! You Stohl that from Tooned!

kostas22 wrote:

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:I'm Stuck trying to decipher all your mumbling, can you speak Lauda?

Venturing into non-F1 here...
Ahhh! You Stohl that from Tooned!

Did I? I honestly don't remember that, so I guess I just wasn't the First to come up with it.

I have a Binder full of Pons. Sadly, I Noda that they'd worthy of face into Palm!

F1 Deprivation seems to be settling in with characteristic vigour.

tristan1117 wrote:F1 Deprivation seems to be settling in with characteristic vigour.

Although I seem to think its not quite as bad as last winter...

takagi_for_the_win wrote:

tristan1117 wrote:F1 Deprivation seems to be settling in with characteristic vigour.

Although I seem to think its not quite as bad as last winter...

...yet

Nuppiz wrote:

takagi_for_the_win wrote:

tristan1117 wrote:F1 Deprivation seems to be settling in with characteristic vigour.

Although I seem to think its not quite as bad as last winter...

...yet

It gets worse every year, by the end of next season, F1 Deprivation will kick in between Q1 and Q2.

Nuppiz wrote:

takagi_for_the_win wrote:

tristan1117 wrote:F1 Deprivation seems to be settling in with characteristic vigour.

Although I seem to think its not quite as bad as last winter...

...yet

Yep, it's a long winter here in the north.

You all don't realize we have F1 Memes thread?

pasta_maldonado wrote:

Meh.

F1 Deprivation... I'm also suffering from NASCAR and Indy Car deprivation. College grades go up as does the boredom.

Luca Badoer at Pic-ing bad Pons. You all need to get a Life.

dr-baker wrote:Luca Badoer at Pic-ing bad Pons. You all need to get a Life.

We're Shadows of our former selves. We really need some Spirit RAMmed into us.

F1 would be better off without Raikkonen.

CarlosFerreira wrote:F1 would be better off without Raikkonen.

Since when is Räikkönen a moveable aerodynamic device that allows F1 cars to achieve a higher top speed so they can overtake more easily? Because I don't think he looks like that, and as such, F1 isn't better of without him.

Phoenix wrote:

CarlosFerreira wrote:F1 would be better off without Raikkonen.

Since when is Räikkönen a moveable aerodynamic device that allows F1 cars to achieve a higher top speed so they can overtake more easily? Because I don't think he looks like that, and as such, F1 isn't better of without him.

You, sir, have made me chuckle.

CarlosFerreira wrote:F1 would be better off without Raikkonen.

What is wrong with you? Did someone hit you on the head with a heavy, blunt object?

While "better off" may be an overstatement, I can understand his point and fully agree that Räikkönen brings F1 nothing and him leaving again would not be a big loss at all.