Caption this!

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 08 Apr 2011, 18:24

just would like to say thank bathplug i have just eaten my dinner otherwise i may have been put off

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 08 Apr 2011, 18:44

Michael Schumacher got a bit lost yesterday when he was trying his new rollerblades at Hürth-Helmülheim.

Jack O Melley · Post by **Jack O Melley** » 08 Apr 2011, 19:43

In order to meet the style of Schumi, the Mercedes has reduced the pace of the MGP W02

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 08 Apr 2011, 19:49

"I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy."

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 08 Apr 2011, 20:39

David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 08 Apr 2011, 21:07

redbulljack14 wrote:

David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.

Ahead of the Hispanias

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 08 Apr 2011, 21:53

stupot94 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:

David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.

Ahead of the Hispanias

Precisely.

nigellamansell · Post by **nigellamansell** » 08 Apr 2011, 22:42

Klon wrote:

"I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy."

Mechanic demonstrates new use for rear wing - coke snorting platform

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 08 Apr 2011, 23:02

I love this wing.
This wing is mine....
This Wing is my own...
Myyyyyyy Prrrrrecccioussss....

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 08 Apr 2011, 23:05

: "Just a couple of inches and I can totally cop a feel!"
Danica Patrick: "ohpleasegodgetmeoutofhere"

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 09 Apr 2011, 01:46

redbulljack14 wrote:
stupot94 wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:

David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.

Ahead of the Virgins

Precisely.

Fixed.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 09 Apr 2011, 11:16

The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 09 Apr 2011, 13:04

Wizzie wrote:

The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull

...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.

resir014 · Post by **resir014** » 09 Apr 2011, 13:31

Post by **tommykl** » 09 Apr 2011, 13:48

resir014 wrote:

Fifth? OH HELL NO!!

J Washburn Stoker · Post by **J Washburn Stoker** » 09 Apr 2011, 14:00

dr-baker wrote:
Wizzie wrote:

The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull

...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.

Or Ricky Gervais

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 09 Apr 2011, 15:22

Tellytubbies should to be on in a few mintues.

amunt · Post by **amunt** » 09 Apr 2011, 17:31

J Washburn Stoker wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Wizzie wrote:

The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull

...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.

Or Ricky Gervais

...Or a virgin

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 09 Apr 2011, 17:51

dr-baker wrote:
Wizzie wrote:

The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull

...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.

...Or the podium...

James1978 · Post by **James1978** » 09 Apr 2011, 17:55

Ricky Gervais? Teletubbies? Thanks for making me laugh guys!!! :lol:

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 09 Apr 2011, 18:26

"This car is awful. If it wasn't for my six tenths I would be eighth on the grid."

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 09 Apr 2011, 20:06

Where do I change the channel?
QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 09 Apr 2011, 20:45

Alex Mason: the motorsport years.

S951 · Post by **S951** » 09 Apr 2011, 20:57

Fernado needed something to cure his constipation

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 09 Apr 2011, 21:37

No truth to the rumor that Kleenex will sponsor Ferrari, with Alonso getting an automatic tissue dispenser inside his helmet.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 09 Apr 2011, 22:00

And there goes the ERF Lotus. Ahead of the Scania Lotus, Iveco Lotus and the Hispanias

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 09 Apr 2011, 22:06

Murray Walker: And there is Lotus 1st, 2nd and 3rd.....Not suprising because they are all Lotuses in this race

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 10 Apr 2011, 02:51

Murray Walker: AND PETROV LEADS IN THE LOTUS, FOLLOWED BY NICK HEIDFELD IN THE SECOND OF THE TWO LOTUS CARS, AND RUNNING IN THIRD IS HEIKKI KOVALAINEN WHO HAS YET TO MAKE HIS PIT STOP IN THE LOTUS... IT LOOKS TO ME MARTIN THAT THE TWO LOTUSES RUNNING FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD, ARE HAVING A FANTASTIC RACE!

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 10 Apr 2011, 04:57

Cynon wrote:

Murray Walker: AND PETROV LEADS IN THE LOTUS, FOLLOWED BY NICK HEIDFELD IN THE SECOND OF THE TWO LOTUS CARS, AND RUNNING IN THIRD IS HEIKKI KOVALAINEN WHO HAS YET TO MAKE HIS PIT STOP IN THE LOTUS... IT LOOKS TO ME MARTIN THAT THE TWO LOTUSES RUNNING FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD, ARE HAVING A FANTASTIC RACE!

The best part is that I can actually imagine Murray saying that.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 10 Apr 2011, 17:16

"So, Vitaly, two weeks ago, you became the first Russian to finish on the podium in an F1 race. Today, you become the first F1 driver to enter the stratosphere. How does that feel?"

"What?"

Alternatively...

Nothing can stop the hovercar!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 10 Apr 2011, 17:17

Little did we know that Petrov was merely testing the 2050 Formula 1 car.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 10 Apr 2011, 17:28

"Wheeeeee!!"

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 10 Apr 2011, 17:39

If you think I flew in Australia... wait until you see this.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 10 Apr 2011, 17:41

"So, Errrric, this will get us sponsorrrrred by Aerrrrrroflot, yes?"

or, alternatively...

"Beans, beans, the magical fruit!"

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 10 Apr 2011, 18:29

So Nick think's he can outshine me by getting a podium?....I'll show him a thing or two.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Apr 2011, 19:00

I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.

Or

Vitaly, the Grand National was yesterday, you're a bit late.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Apr 2011, 19:02

Petrov: Take that, Narain! I remember your Spa antics!

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 10 Apr 2011, 19:27

Clean underwear please

or

Still better than Ryanair

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Apr 2011, 19:36

Off-camera Interviewer: Are you able to understand all that?
Alonso: All I see now is Blonde, brunette, redhead.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 10 Apr 2011, 20:26

Bloody moles !