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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 18:24
by WeirdKerr
just would like to say thank bathplug i have just eaten my dinner otherwise i may have been put off
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 18:44
by Phoenix
Michael Schumacher got a bit lost yesterday when he was trying his new rollerblades at Hürth-Helmülheim.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 19:43
by Jack O Melley
In order to meet the style of Schumi, the Mercedes has reduced the pace of the MGP W02
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 19:49
by Klon
"I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 20:39
by FullMetalJack
David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 21:07
by stupot94
redbulljack14 wrote:David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.
Ahead of the Hispanias
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 21:53
by FullMetalJack
stupot94 wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.
Ahead of the Hispanias
Precisely.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 22:42
by nigellamansell
Klon wrote:"I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy."
Mechanic demonstrates new use for rear wing - coke snorting platform
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 23:02
by ADx_Wales
I love this wing.
This wing is mine....
This Wing is my own...
Myyyyyyy Prrrrrecccioussss....
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 23:05
by The Passenger
: "Just a couple of inches and I can
totally cop a feel!"
Danica Patrick: "ohpleasegodgetmeoutofhere"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 01:46
by Peter
redbulljack14 wrote:stupot94 wrote:redbulljack14 wrote:David Coulthard: As Schumacher goes down the main straight on his rollerskates to end Q1.
Martin Brundle: And that puts him 22nd.
Ahead of the Virgins
Precisely.
Fixed.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 11:16
by TomWazzleshaw
The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 13:04
by dr-baker
Wizzie wrote:The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull
...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 13:31
by resir014
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 13:48
by tommykl
resir014 wrote:
Fifth? OH HELL NO!!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 14:00
by J Washburn Stoker
dr-baker wrote:Wizzie wrote:The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull
...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.
Or Ricky Gervais
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 15:22
by ibsey
Tellytubbies should to be on in a few mintues.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 17:31
by amunt
J Washburn Stoker wrote:dr-baker wrote:Wizzie wrote:The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull
...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.
Or Ricky Gervais
...Or a virgin
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 17:51
by Cynon
dr-baker wrote:Wizzie wrote:The closest Colin Kolles will ever get to a Red Bull
...Or a Mercedes. Or a Renault.
...Or the podium...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 17:55
by James1978
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 18:26
by Ferrim
"This car is awful. If it wasn't for my six tenths I would be eighth on the grid."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 20:06
by Shizuka
Where do I change the channel?
QUICK, CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 20:45
by Reverie Planetarian
Alex Mason: the motorsport years.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 20:57
by S951
Fernado needed something to cure his constipation
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 21:37
by Cynon
No truth to the rumor that Kleenex will sponsor Ferrari, with Alonso getting an automatic tissue dispenser inside his helmet.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 22:00
by stupot94
And there goes the ERF Lotus. Ahead of the Scania Lotus, Iveco Lotus and the Hispanias
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Apr 2011, 22:06
by stupot94
Murray Walker: And there is Lotus 1st, 2nd and 3rd.....Not suprising because they are all Lotuses in this race
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 02:51
by Cynon
Murray Walker: AND PETROV LEADS IN THE LOTUS, FOLLOWED BY NICK HEIDFELD IN THE SECOND OF THE TWO LOTUS CARS, AND RUNNING IN THIRD IS HEIKKI KOVALAINEN WHO HAS YET TO MAKE HIS PIT STOP IN THE LOTUS... IT LOOKS TO ME MARTIN THAT THE TWO LOTUSES RUNNING FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD, ARE HAVING A FANTASTIC RACE!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 04:57
by Salamander
Cynon wrote:Murray Walker: AND PETROV LEADS IN THE LOTUS, FOLLOWED BY NICK HEIDFELD IN THE SECOND OF THE TWO LOTUS CARS, AND RUNNING IN THIRD IS HEIKKI KOVALAINEN WHO HAS YET TO MAKE HIS PIT STOP IN THE LOTUS... IT LOOKS TO ME MARTIN THAT THE TWO LOTUSES RUNNING FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD, ARE HAVING A FANTASTIC RACE!
The best part is that I can actually imagine Murray saying that.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 17:16
by Salamander
"So, Vitaly, two weeks ago, you became the first Russian to finish on the podium in an F1 race. Today, you become the first F1 driver to enter the stratosphere. How does that feel?"
"What?"
Alternatively...Nothing can stop the hovercar!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 17:17
by Klon
Little did we know that Petrov was merely testing the 2050 Formula 1 car.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 17:28
by fjackdaw
"Wheeeeee!!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 17:39
by ibsey
If you think I flew in Australia... wait until you see this.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 17:41
by dinizintheoven
"So, Errrric, this will get us sponsorrrrred by Aerrrrrroflot, yes?"
or, alternatively...
"Beans, beans, the magical fruit!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 18:29
by ibsey
So Nick think's he can outshine me by getting a podium?....I'll show him a thing or two.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 19:00
by FullMetalJack
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.
Or
Vitaly, the Grand National was yesterday, you're a bit late.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 19:02
by Shizuka
Petrov: Take that, Narain! I remember your Spa antics!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 19:27
by stupot94
Clean underwear please
or
Still better than Ryanair
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 19:36
by ADx_Wales
Off-camera Interviewer: Are you able to understand all that?
Alonso: All I see now is Blonde, brunette, redhead.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Apr 2011, 20:26
by Ross Prawn
Bloody moles !
