Grand Prix Rejects

kostas22 wrote:From the same ilk as Inoue comes this timeless classic...

this movie will be under 2 minutes long though....

nome66 wrote:

kostas22 wrote:From the same ilk as Inoue comes this timeless classic...

this movie will be under 2 minutes long though....

I guess it could be the equivalent of Pixar's For The Birds then

nome66 wrote:

kostas22 wrote:From the same ilk as Inoue comes this timeless classic...

this movie will be under 2 minutes long though....

But at least you would understand the film in 2 minutes, unlike King Kong which was on for 3 hours and all these years later still dont know what it means

Ed24 wrote:From Sniff Petrol



Haha!

The film of the era, full of action, comedy & drama

This spoof movie vibe would make a great reject thread

mediocre wrote:

"Tell me your secrets, rubber!"

mediocre wrote:

Yes, it's a wheel. You know, the round thing that moves.

A wild GOODYEAR appeared!

All of a suddern the mechanic thought he was a soldier in a tom clancy novel...

Pit Guy: I know what you're thinking. Did I drill five lug nuts, or was it six? In all this excitement I seemed to have forgotten myself. So I just have one question for you. Do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?!

Tire: Why yes! Yes I do!

Just imagine if this film had already been released in Japan, and was a bigger hit than Senna

stupot94 wrote:this film had already been released in Japan, and was a bigger hit than Senna

Fixed

Continuing the movie theme...
The biggest Action Dramedy of 1995.

I am extremely shite at Photoshop, and this was a 5 minute job.

Sadly, my computer graphics skills are no match for Kostas', however...

kostas22 wrote:Continuing the movie theme...
The biggest Action Dramedy of 1995.

That actually sounds like a good prospect for a movie!

i'm tearing up here! lol! keep these movie posters coming! i might make my own.
should say "Tourettes" instead of "Tourtel" on his helmet

nome66 wrote:i'm tearing up here! lol! keep these movie posters coming! i might make my own.
should say "Tourettes" instead of "Tourtel" on his helmet

I've got a great idea for another one already. I'll draw it up tomorrow.

Following up on Ben Gilbert's blockbuster...

mediocre wrote:

Bernie slittle known remake of 2001: A Space Odyssey- Daaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaaa Daaaaaaaaa........... Da Daaaaaaaaaaa

Let's make it a trilogy:

Vettel's finger broke Jenson, I think...



Lewis's claims of racism by the stewards were met with live on-air facepalms.

Hamiton: Is it because I'm black Sebastien?

Vettel: Ughhh.....Will you drop it already Lewis! You're the whitest acting black dude I have ever met! You make Clarence Thomas, look like Soulja Boy for God sakes!

The F1 School Quiz, Semi Finals:

Lewis Hamilton
V
Sebastien Vettel

Its a 10 question quiz and with both of them on 9 correct answers Bernie reads the final question

Bernie: Ok the "three wise monkeys do three things to avoid evil, one is 'speak no evil', another is to 'hear no evil', what is the other?"...



"...Sebastien, correct!

Lewis? Cross-arms-no-evil? Sorry thats wrong."

[quote="Cynon"]

Jenson demonstrates the contagious nature of rigiditus digititis, Bernie says ''this might mean a change to the rules with all cars having a cockpit digit blister like the old days with manual gears'' All teams apart from Red Bull, McLaren and Ferrari protest as their drivers mysteriously unaffected. Nico Hulkenberg says he has been unfairly diagnosed as he says ''I only did it once and there has been no reaccurence'' Jarno Trulli says ''I had it for a little while and it felt kinda good, does anyone know how I can get it back again?'' Strangely Heikki says exactly the same thing......
Nigel mansell said that he was afflicted for years after he left Lotus ''It really interfered with my golf swing, I only cured it when I shoved it up Peter Warr's bottom''
Nelson Piquet says ''This is always the trouble with my boy, he envied the finger, he wanted the finger, in the end everyone gives him the finger, he always was a spoiled boy''
Jean pierre jarier says he suffered from a rare form '' I would go up, then down. up then down but never really stiff you know?..... all the Taxi drivers in Paris hated me for years''

[quote="dnhrudi"][quote="Cynon"]

What would David Purley do?

DOSBoot wrote:You make Clarence Thomas, look like Soulja Boy for God sakes!

As a law student forced to occasionally read Thomas' opinions, I do not know how I can like this more.

ADx_Wales wrote:

stupot94 wrote:this film had already been released in Japan, and was a bigger hit than Senna

Fixed

I like that

ADx_Wales wrote:The F1 School Quiz, Semi Finals:

Lewis Hamilton
V
Sebastien Vettel

Its a 10 question quiz and with both of them on 9 correct answers Bernie reads the final question

Bernie: Ok the "three wise monkeys do three things to avoid evil, one is 'speak no evil', another is to 'hear no evil', what is the other?"...



"...Sebastien, correct!

Lewis? Cross-arms-no-evil? Sorry thats wrong."

You are now officially my favourite member on this forum.

How many times a year do you shave your beard off Button?

Vettel: I passed Hamilton and beat him and....OH CRAP!!
Hamilton: Is it because im Black?

Good, now to wait for the rest of our 1:1 F1 model kit...

Guy staring at tire: "wow, we hev kwoyt a woyld specimen heeya" (Aussie accent)

You forgot to put "KROOOOIIKEEYY!!!!"

Wait, it's an Australian talking about a wild species. That sentence isn't complete without the word "elusive".

Lewis: I apologise for my outburst and I hope we can finally settle differences
Seb: You know that will not happen *facepalm *

Modena releases his secret weapon...

Should have gone to Specsavers. And Hearingaidsavers.

Gorden Murrys new design makes the fan car look legit.