Grand Prix Rejects

Ollie Chadwick and Pastor Maldonado.

Pastor Maldonado and Sergio Canamasas. My word, the repair bills...

Ataxia wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Sebastian Saavedra. My word, the repair bills...

Fixed.

Those are nothing when compared to the pairing of Reiko Megumi and Romain Grosejean. Like the guy in Destruction Derby 2 (WTCS will race in one of DD2's tracks [/selfadvertisingthatnobodycares]) says, WOW! TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!.

FMecha wrote:Those are nothing when compared to the pairing of Reiko Megumi and Romain Grosejean. Like the guy in Destruction Derby 2 (WTCS will race in one of DD2's tracks [/selfadvertisingthatnobodycares]) says, WOW! TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!.

I don't think Grosjean has crashed at all this year. Whereas Saavedra has done little but crash.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

FMecha wrote:Those are nothing when compared to the pairing of Reiko Megumi and Romain Grosejean. Like the guy in Destruction Derby 2 (WTCS will race in one of DD2's tracks [/selfadvertisingthatnobodycares]) says, WOW! TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!.

I don't think Grosjean has crashed at all this year. Whereas Saavedra has done little but crash.

And if Ollie Chadwick's Ginneta Juniors performance is anything to go by, he'll make Andrea de Cesaris look like Nick Heidfeld

Wizzie wrote:

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

FMecha wrote:Those are nothing when compared to the pairing of Reiko Megumi and Romain Grosejean. Like the guy in Destruction Derby 2 (WTCS will race in one of DD2's tracks [/selfadvertisingthatnobodycares]) says, WOW! TOTAL DESTRUCTION!!.

I don't think Grosjean has crashed at all this year. Whereas Saavedra has done little but crash.

And if Ollie Chadwick's Ginneta Juniors performance is anything to go by, he'll make Andrea de Cesaris look like Nick Heidfeld

Yeah.

So, Chadwick/Saavedra then?

James Hinchcliffe/Gerhard Berger, just to see the hilarity that would ensure off the track

Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Beppe Gabbiani.

Wizzie wrote:James Hinchcliffe/Gerhard Berger, just to see the hilarity that would ensure off the track

Good one

I would have liked to seen Hakkinen and Schumacher as teammates. There would have been epic teammate battles!

darkapprentice77 wrote:Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Beppe Gabbiani.

Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Pastor Maldonado.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Michael Waltrip.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Hiro Matsushita.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Shigeaki Hattori.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Ollie Chadwick.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Milka Duno.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Andy Neate.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Andrej Kremnicky.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Catarina Lopes.
Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Robert Anderson.

Because the both are often (or should I say always?) complaining: Danica Patrick and Jarno Trulli.

I wonder what would've happened had "Half" Schumacher and his elder brother raced each other as teammates...

Raikkonen and Hamilton at McLaren
Alonso and Montoya at Ferrari(?)
Trulli and Fisichella at Ferrari (because they are italians....)

Kamui Kobayashi and Lewis Hamilton

takagi_for_the_win wrote:Kamui Kobayashi and Lewis Hamilton

Possibly explosive combination. Considering their battle at Suzuka '10, that would be explosive. My question is, with which team could they be paired at?

go_Rubens wrote:

takagi_for_the_win wrote:Kamui Kobayashi and Lewis Hamilton

Possibly explosive combination. Considering their battle at Suzuka '10, that would be explosive.

So, one on-track battle 2-and-a-half years ago means that a pairing would be 'explosive'? Honestly, I don't see it. Kobayashi just doesn't have the raw pace Hamilton does.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Because the both are often (or should I say always?) complaining: Danica Patrick and Jarno Trulli.

Jarno would say the Indy Car has power steering. The problem is it doesn't.

Rasmus wrote:Trulli and Fisichella at Ferrari (because they are italians....)

What about Badoer and Fisichella at Ferrari?

Milka Duno / Chanoc Nissany

Nico Rosberg and Sebastian Vettel: Battling for German Supremacy i want to see this in the near future

Hiro Matsushita and Charlie Nearburg at King Racing. Blocking and being a mobile chicane FTW!

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Milka Duno / Chanoc Nissany

Milka Duno and Yuji Ide
Milka Duno and Taki Inoue
Milka Duno and Dave Walker
Milka Duno and any F1 Reject on the planet

Kimi-ICE wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Milka Duno / Chanoc Nissany

Milka Duno and Yuji Ide
Milka Duno and Taki Inoue
Milka Duno and Dave Walker
Milka Duno and any F1 Reject on the planet

Milka Duno and Johnny Cecotto Jr.
This would probably mean Milka would have a small chance to win, as she'd be too slow to get involved in Cecotto's antics. If she qualifies, of course.

Kimi and Checo given what happened at the weekend.

Johnny Cecotto Jr and Sergio Canamasas (Just think of how many repair bills would be caused not to mention the litany of penalties picked up)
Johnny Cecotto Jr and Sergio Perez (Hard Chargers)
Pastor Maldonado and Romain Grosjean (Obviously)
Mark Webber and Fernando Alonso (Just for my entertainment of a wheel to wheel duel)
Milka Duno and Pastor Maldonado (The Venezuealen dream team)
Milka Duno and Romain Grosjean (Your menu: A crashfest buffet)

The Dutch Bear wrote:Hiro Matsushita and Charlie Nearburg at King Racing. Blocking and being a mobile chicane FTW!

It could have been done in 1997 as Hiro retired in 1998.

Onxy Wrecked wrote:

The Dutch Bear wrote:Hiro Matsushita and Charlie Nearburg at King Racing. Blocking and being a mobile chicane FTW!

It could have been done in 1997 as Hiro retired in 1998.

Well, King Racing quit Indycar after 1994.
Assuming they were still interested in CART, the sponsor money of the two drivers could have made it possible.
Besides, King Racing always had Budweiser backing.

Carmen Jorda and Milka Duno
Carmen Jorda and Giancarlo Serenelli
Ricardo Texeira and Giancarlo Serenelli
Yuji Ide and all of the above

Derek Daly and Arthur Daley

Ataxia wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Sergio Canamasas. My word, the repair bills...

I'd say that would cause a lot of repair bills, but nowhere near as many as Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Sebastian Saavedra!

go_Rubens wrote:

Ataxia wrote:Pastor Maldonado and Sergio Canamasas. My word, the repair bills...

I'd say that would cause a lot of repair bills, but nowhere near as many as Johnny Cecotto Jr. and Sebastian Saavedra!

Or de Cesaris and Alonso.

Raffaele Giammaria & Gianmaria Bruni

Divina Galica and Lella Lombardi. Because, why not?

dr-baker wrote:Divina Galica and Lella Lombardi. Because, why not?

The drivers or the forum members?

East Londoner wrote:

dr-baker wrote:Divina Galica and Lella Lombardi. Because, why not?

The drivers or the forum members?

Well... I'm just not going to answer that. But I did have the 1976 British Grand Prix at Brands Hatch in mind when I wrote that. And I am sure that the forum members would get along well together!

Rosco Vantini and George MacDrage. Feminists won't be pleased.

Maldonado/Grosjean and Andrea de Cesaris

FullMetalJack wrote:Maldonado/Grosjean and Andrea de Cesaris

Depending on whether or not this latest buyer (can't remember the company's name for the life of me) falls through at Lotus, we might get Maldonado/Grosjean in 2014.

Gerhard Berger & Martin Brundle. Driving for Laconic Grand Prix.

Also, and bear with me here;

1994. Having dropped Patrese, and sensibly overlooking JJ Lehto, Benetton poach Gerhard Berger from Ferrari. Schumacher and Berger in the same team. But wait, there's more! The pilots over at Maranello are Jean Alesi and... Pierluigi Martini.