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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Jan 2010, 03:17
by thehemogoblin
LucaPacchiarini wrote:He Was Not Speedy? Never Blame Minardi !
Beautiful.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Jan 2010, 13:20
by P_Friesacher
First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing HWNSNBM on the moon and returning him safely to the earth.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Jan 2010, 13:23
by CarlosFerreira
Blood, toil, tears and HWNSNBM.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Jan 2010, 13:36
by DonTirri
ADx_Wales wrote:Listen, and understand. HWNSNBM is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
That sounds so friggin familiar... But i can't remember for the life of me what it is...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 24 Jan 2010, 22:36
by ADx_Wales
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with HWNSNBM!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 02:54
by eagleash
If HWNSNBM did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
& on the 8th day HWNSNBM sayeth. Let there a roaring of mighty engines, & lo there was F1.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 04:04
by P_Friesacher
Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the HWNSNBM party?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 25 Jan 2010, 05:31
by RejectSteve
P_Friesacher wrote:Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the HWNSNBM party?
Trick question. Everybody since the dawn of HWNSNBM has been a part of the HWNSNBM party.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 00:19
by ADx_Wales
What is HWNSNBM? one might also ask the same about birds, "what ARE birds?", we just dont know.
Most people with HWNSNBM dont know they've got it.
The Doctor's actual name is HWNSNBM
The greatest trick HWNSNBM ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 01:31
by eagleash
When did you last see (your) HWNSNBM?
His Work Not Shakespeare's Nor By Marlowe.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 17:17
by FloProAct
ADx_Wales wrote:What is HWNSNBM? one might also ask the same about birds, "what ARE birds?", we just dont know.
The references on this forum get more and more obscure...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 17:33
by Cynon
HWNSNBM waves his hand and reminds you that these aren't the droids you're looking for.
P_Friesacher wrote:Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the HWNSNBM party?
If that refers to what I think it does, then you get win points.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 17:41
by ADx_Wales
He cant get win points cos HWNSNBM has all of them.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 17:48
by coops
In line with everbody else from Hungary HWNSNBM is always hungry.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 19:26
by FloProAct
coops wrote:In line with everbody else from Hungary HWNSNBM is always hungry.
No, that would make him the same as them. Therefore we must conclude that HWNSNBM is NEVER hungry.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 20:02
by coops
Umm. Ok then.
People now believe that the answer to life, the universe and everything is not 42 but actually HWNSNBM. And that when Dan Brown began writing his most famous novel it was originally entitled 'The HWNSNBM Code'.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 20:10
by ADx_Wales
If HWNSNBM actually built the computer that gave the answer to "life, the universe and everything" it would give us the proper answer.
And the theory was that once the answer was discovered, the universe would destroy the answer only to replace it with something more complicated, HWNSNBM would stop that happening.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 20:14
by coops
HWNSNBM wouldnt need a bigger boat.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 20:19
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM already had a bigger boat
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 20:31
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM can split the waters. He doesn't need a boat at all.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 20:34
by ADx_Wales
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can split the waters. He doesn't need a boat at all.
Which is why HWNSNBM is a wet weather expert.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 21:05
by RejectSteve
ADx_Wales wrote:Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM can split the waters. He doesn't need a boat at all.
HWNSNBM is a
n expert.
Fixed.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 21:13
by eagleash
If HWNSNBM had been a pert he would still be the best pert in the World. He wouldn't be an ex one at all.
Someone had to say it.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 21:20
by ADx_Wales
HWNSNBM is the only one that can split words up and claim them to be words in their own right.
he is also the only person that is allowed to tamper with peoples previous posts in qote form.
shame on you. lol
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 27 Jan 2010, 22:18
by shinji
Rage Against the Machine do what HWNSNBM tells them.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 02:22
by MinardiFan95
Giancarlo Minardi is running for mayor of Faenza only because HWNSNBM told him to.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 07:26
by coops
HWNSNBM knows who killed Archie Mitchall.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 07:29
by TomWazzleshaw
Kristin Shepard didn't shoot JR. HWNSNBM did
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 07:47
by coops
HWNSNBM did shoot Ronald Reagan but he was aiming at Kevin Costner.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 12:53
by eagleash
When Amundsen arrived at the South Pole he found a HWNSNBM flag already there.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 14:22
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM climbed the Everest with his PS04.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 16:41
by coops
HWNSNBM boldly went where no man had gone before!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 18:22
by DonTirri
HWNSNBM once participated in Indy 500 driving the Lola T97/30 with the Life W12 engine and won the race.
Too bad he was so quick that there is no visual record of his participation.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 18:29
by shinji
HWNSNBM is legend.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 28 Jan 2010, 21:31
by DonTirri
HWNSNBM Once participated and won the Le Mans 24h driving a Citroen 2CV, alone. He also broke the lap record of the Sarthe circuit and recorded the most completed laps in the history of the race.
Unfortunately his car didn't comply with the ACO rules and any mention of his participation with the race was struck from records.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jan 2010, 05:00
by RejectSteve
DonTirri wrote:HWNSNBM Once participated and won the Le Mans 24h driving a Citroen 2CV, alone. He also broke the lap record of the Sarthe circuit and recorded the most completed laps in the history of the race.
Unfortunately his car didn't comply with the ACO rules and any mention of his participation with the race was struck from records.
Actually, the 2CV was within the GT2 class rules, however HWNSNBM disqualified himself because he felt sad that nobody else had a chance to win.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jan 2010, 14:14
by eagleash
Breaking away from topic for a moment there is or was a 24hr 2CV race somewhere!?
HWNSNBM can drive more than one car in the same race at the same time. He has won every GP ever. He is a master of disguise.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jan 2010, 15:20
by Phoenix
eagleash wrote:Breaking away from topic for a moment there is or was a 24hr 2CV race somewhere!?
Well, there was a 2CV for raids, the Sahara, with a little engine in both drivetrains to make it a 4X4.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jan 2010, 16:32
by DemocalypseNow
eagleash wrote:Breaking away from topic for a moment there is or was a 24hr 2CV race somewhere!?
Yes there is actually. I think its usually held at Snetterton...
HWNSNBM doesn't need headlights.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 29 Jan 2010, 17:47
by eagleash
Only HWNSNBM has more racing trivia photos than Kostas.