Shortest F1 Books

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 19 Aug 2011, 15:38

Good races on our circuit - by Valencia Street Circuit staff

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Aug 2011, 22:48

How to write slightly long books, by Nick Heidfeld.
Also by this author:
-How to be slightly bored.
-How to look slightly bored in photos.
-How to be slightly succesful in F1.
-I'm going slightly mad, with Freddie Mercury.
-How to slightly jump out of a car on fire.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 20 Aug 2011, 18:38

Phoenix wrote:How to slightly jump out of a car slightly on fire.

Sorry, couldn't help myself

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 20 Aug 2011, 20:16

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Phoenix wrote:The slightly boring manual of how to slightly jump out of a car slightly on fire.

Sorry, couldn't help myself

Same problem here

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 21 Aug 2011, 00:16

Phoenix wrote:
JohnMLTX wrote:"Living the F1 Dream" by Jose Maria Lopez. Foreword by the Midland reserve drivers.

Fixed.

Fixed (again)

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 Aug 2011, 22:31

Phoenix wrote:How to write slightly long books, by Nick Heidfeld.
Also by this author:
-How to look slightly bored in photos.
-How to be slightly succesful in F1.

Surely Nick Heidfeld is the master of how to do this, and therefore could write quite long books on these subjects, not "Shortest F1 Books" as the title of the thread implies?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Aug 2011, 23:15

I still can't get over the hilarity and sheer genius of I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.

whatisdeletrazdoing is a legend just for being partially responsible for the phenomenon.

They would be short f1 books because Nick Heidfeld would get slightly bored whilst writing them.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 22 Aug 2011, 11:54

I will slightly carry this on:

How to be slightly competent on a slightly fast Renault, written by 'Slightly Quick' Nick Heidfeld.

nigellamansell · Post by **nigellamansell** » 22 Aug 2011, 16:02

How to run an F1 Team for Dummies by USGP

The greatest comebacks of all time by Alan Jones and Michael Schumacher

The gentle art of paying enemies by B Ecclestone

Binding Contracts and me by Jenson Button

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Aug 2011, 22:49

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:How to write slightly long books, by Nick Heidfeld.
Also by this author:
-How to look slightly bored in photos.
-How to be slightly succesful in F1.

Surely Nick Heidfeld is the master of how to do this, and therefore could write quite long books on these subjects, not "Shortest F1 Books" as the title of the thread implies?

Slightly is the key word here, my friend

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Aug 2011, 23:18

My post is slightly fixed - by any F1Rejects forum user.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 23 Aug 2011, 07:07

I'm slightly sacked, by Nick Heidfeld.

Funny because it's true.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Aug 2011, 21:52

Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 23 Aug 2011, 22:04

Phoenix wrote:Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.

I think these will be massive novels

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 24 Aug 2011, 15:45

stupot94 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.

I think these will be slightly massive novels

Fixed

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 24 Aug 2011, 15:54

redbulljack14 wrote:
stupot94 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.

I think these will be slightly massive novels

Slightly Fixed

Slightly double fixed.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 24 Aug 2011, 23:42

I think this is starting to get slightly out of hand.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 24 Aug 2011, 23:45

Wizzie wrote:I think this is slightly starting to get slightly out of hand.

I couldn't do anything about it... it overcame me...

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 25 Aug 2011, 07:18

Klon wrote:
Wizzie wrote:I think this is slightly starting to get slightly out of hand.

I couldn't do anything about it... it overcame me...

Your Lucky he didnt just put double fixed

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 25 Aug 2011, 07:48

stupot94 wrote:
Klon wrote:
Wizzie wrote:I think this is slightly starting to get slightly out of hand.

I couldn't do anything about it... it overcame me...

You're slightly lucky he didn't just put slightly double fixed

I only did the grammar corrections for the sake of the joke.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 25 Aug 2011, 09:42

Wizzie wrote:I think this is starting to get slightly out of hand.

Slightly true.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 25 Aug 2011, 13:49

I'm going slightly mad...

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 25 Aug 2011, 21:44

Our 97 by Lola

All my wins by Jarno Trulli

How to keep your dignity in motorsport by Taki Inoue

The perils of the Belgian GP by Andrea Sassetti

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Aug 2011, 22:48

stupot94 wrote:
All my wins by Nick Heidfeld

Sorry, I'll stop, but I just couldn't help myself this time :lol:

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 26 Aug 2011, 00:49

Leading the Renault F1 Team to victory, by Nick Heidfeld.

The top 10 places to put your finger, by Sebastian Vettel.

Understanding team strategy, by Felipe Massa (censored)

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 26 Aug 2011, 03:43

dinizintheoven wrote:I'm going slightly mad...

I'm slightly perturbed that the uploader hasn't made this video available in my country.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Aug 2011, 17:45

stupot94 wrote:All my wins by Jarno Trulli

Foreword by Jean Alesi, Olivier Panis, Alessandro Nannini, Heikki Kovalainen and Robert Kubica

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 27 Aug 2011, 17:18

Row Man Gross-Gene wrote:I'm slightly perturbed that the uploader hasn't made this video available in my country.

Have they not? Worse still, none of the other videos I can see thumbnails for look like they'll be the Official Video - maybe the song with lyrics, or pictures of Camp Freddie overlaid, or the occasional tribute band doing a live performance...

Write a strongly worded letter to the US equivalent of the Daily Mail!

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 28 Aug 2011, 14:52

"My F1 return" by Bruno Senna
"How to remain dignified" by Pastor Maldonado

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 28 Aug 2011, 15:56

Day in the life of a Silverstone Hare.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 28 Aug 2011, 22:16

ADx_Wales wrote:Day in the life of a Silverstone Hare.

with forwards by Montreal groundhogs and Osterriechring Deer

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 29 Aug 2011, 03:34

WeirdKerr wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:Day in the life of a Silverstone Hare.

with forwards by Montreal groundhogs and Osterriechring Deer

And if you saw MotoGP at the brickyard, "Afterward by Brickyard Beavers"

nigellamansell · Post by **nigellamansell** » 29 Aug 2011, 14:56

How to crash cars and influence races by Nelson Picquet Jr...foreword by Flav

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 29 Aug 2011, 18:43

How to win a race by resorting to have some mad bloke run out in the middle of the track and ruining everybodys race apart from yours --- No 1 bestseller by Rubens Barrichello. Foreword by Tom Pryce (bad taste?)

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 29 Aug 2011, 19:04

nigellamansell wrote:How to crash cars and influence races by Nelson Picquet Jr...foreword by Flav

Twelve pages on this thread and that is the best one so far. A round of rapturous applause! Just don't forget the extra foreword by Pat Symonds.

Fernando Alsonso denies all knowledge of the existence of this book, and anyone who says is does exist is obviously favouring Lewis Hamilton and it's not fair.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 30 Aug 2011, 22:09

Secret Radio Messages by Rob Smedley

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 30 Aug 2011, 23:25

If anybody else had this idea beforehand I do apologize

I am very excited - by Nick Heidfeld

nigellamansell wrote:How to crash cars and influence races without getting caught... by Nelson Picquet Jr... foreword by Flav

Fixed.

ranig · Post by **ranig** » 31 Aug 2011, 15:01

Shortest F1 music album :

The Wall - a masterpiece by D. Hill, M. Schumacher, J. Villeneuve, J. Button and S. Vettel.

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 31 Aug 2011, 20:38

How to brake for the La Source corner - Bruno Senna

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Aug 2011, 20:45

"I dont want to be part of this corrupt system being nothing but a 2nd driver to a team mate who has been groomed by the people in charge of the team I drive for, you can stick your contract up your arse" By Mark Webber