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Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 19 Aug 2011, 15:38
by Bleu
Good races on our circuit - by Valencia Street Circuit staff
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 19 Aug 2011, 22:48
by Phoenix
How to write slightly long books, by Nick Heidfeld.
Also by this author:
-How to be slightly bored.
-How to look slightly bored in photos.
-How to be slightly succesful in F1.
-I'm going slightly mad, with Freddie Mercury.
-How to slightly jump out of a car on fire.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 20 Aug 2011, 18:38
by Salamander
Phoenix wrote:How to slightly jump out of a car slightly on fire.
Sorry, couldn't help myself
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 20 Aug 2011, 20:16
by Vepe
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:Phoenix wrote:The slightly boring manual of how to slightly jump out of a car slightly on fire.
Sorry, couldn't help myself
Same problem here
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 21 Aug 2011, 00:16
by MinardiFan95
Phoenix wrote:JohnMLTX wrote:"Living the F1 Dream" by Jose Maria Lopez. Foreword by the Midland reserve drivers.
Fixed.
Fixed (again)
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 21 Aug 2011, 22:31
by dr-baker
Phoenix wrote:How to write slightly long books, by Nick Heidfeld.
Also by this author:
-How to look slightly bored in photos.
-How to be slightly succesful in F1.
Surely Nick Heidfeld is the master of how to do this, and therefore could write quite long books on these subjects, not "Shortest F1 Books" as the title of the thread implies?
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 21 Aug 2011, 23:15
by FullMetalJack
I still can't get over the hilarity and sheer genius of I am slightly bored by Nick Heidfeld.
whatisdeletrazdoing is a legend just for being partially responsible for the phenomenon.
They would be short f1 books because Nick Heidfeld would get slightly bored whilst writing them.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 22 Aug 2011, 11:54
by DanielPT
I will slightly carry this on:
How to be slightly competent on a slightly fast Renault, written by 'Slightly Quick' Nick Heidfeld.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 22 Aug 2011, 16:02
by nigellamansell
How to run an F1 Team for Dummies by USGP
The greatest comebacks of all time by Alan Jones and Michael Schumacher
The gentle art of paying enemies by B Ecclestone
Binding Contracts and me by Jenson Button
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 22 Aug 2011, 22:49
by Phoenix
dr-baker wrote:Phoenix wrote:How to write slightly long books, by Nick Heidfeld.
Also by this author:
-How to look slightly bored in photos.
-How to be slightly succesful in F1.
Surely Nick Heidfeld is the master of how to do this, and therefore could write quite long books on these subjects, not "Shortest F1 Books" as the title of the thread implies?
Slightly is the key word here, my friend
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 22 Aug 2011, 23:18
by FullMetalJack
My post is slightly fixed - by any F1Rejects forum user.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 23 Aug 2011, 07:07
by MinardiFan95
I'm slightly sacked, by Nick Heidfeld.
Funny because it's true.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 23 Aug 2011, 21:52
by Phoenix
Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 23 Aug 2011, 22:04
by stupot94
Phoenix wrote:Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.
I think these will be massive novels
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 15:45
by FullMetalJack
stupot94 wrote:Phoenix wrote:Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.
I think these will be
slightly massive novels
Fixed
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 15:54
by DanielPT
redbulljack14 wrote:stupot94 wrote:Phoenix wrote:Also from Quick Nick:
-My team is slightly sued.
-Éric Bouiller is slightly bored with me.
-Renault is slightly crappy.
-I slightly miss BMW Sauber.
I think these will be
slightly massive novels
Slightly Fixed
Slightly double fixed.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 23:42
by TomWazzleshaw
I think this is starting to get slightly out of hand.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 24 Aug 2011, 23:45
by Klon
Wizzie wrote:I think this is slightly starting to get slightly out of hand.
I couldn't do anything about it... it overcame me...
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 25 Aug 2011, 07:18
by stupot94
Klon wrote:Wizzie wrote:I think this is slightly starting to get slightly out of hand.
I couldn't do anything about it... it overcame me...
Your Lucky he didnt just put double fixed
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 25 Aug 2011, 07:48
by TomWazzleshaw
stupot94 wrote:Klon wrote:Wizzie wrote:I think this is slightly starting to get slightly out of hand.
I couldn't do anything about it... it overcame me...
You're slightly lucky he
didn't just put
slightly double fixed
I only did the grammar corrections for the sake of the joke.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 25 Aug 2011, 09:42
by DanielPT
Wizzie wrote:I think this is starting to get slightly out of hand.
Slightly true.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 25 Aug 2011, 13:49
by dinizintheoven
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 25 Aug 2011, 21:44
by stupot94
Our 97 by Lola
All my wins by Jarno Trulli
How to keep your dignity in motorsport by Taki Inoue
The perils of the Belgian GP by Andrea Sassetti
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 25 Aug 2011, 22:48
by Phoenix
stupot94 wrote:
All my wins by Nick Heidfeld
Sorry, I'll stop, but I just couldn't help myself this time
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 26 Aug 2011, 00:49
by ranig
Leading the Renault F1 Team to victory, by Nick Heidfeld.
The top 10 places to put your finger, by Sebastian Vettel.
Understanding team strategy, by Felipe Massa (censored)
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 26 Aug 2011, 03:43
by Row Man Gross-Gene
I'm slightly perturbed that the uploader hasn't made this video available in my country.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 26 Aug 2011, 17:45
by FullMetalJack
stupot94 wrote:All my wins by Jarno Trulli
Foreword by Jean Alesi, Olivier Panis, Alessandro Nannini, Heikki Kovalainen and Robert Kubica
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 27 Aug 2011, 17:18
by dinizintheoven
Row Man Gross-Gene wrote:I'm slightly perturbed that the uploader hasn't made this video available in my country.
Have they not? Worse still, none of the other videos I can see thumbnails for look like they'll be the Official Video - maybe the song with lyrics, or pictures of Camp Freddie overlaid, or the occasional tribute band doing a live performance...
Write a strongly worded letter to the US equivalent of the Daily Mail!
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 28 Aug 2011, 14:52
by AdrianSutil
"My F1 return" by Bruno Senna
"How to remain dignified" by Pastor Maldonado
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 28 Aug 2011, 15:56
by ADx_Wales
Day in the life of a Silverstone Hare.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 28 Aug 2011, 22:16
by WeirdKerr
ADx_Wales wrote:Day in the life of a Silverstone Hare.
with forwards by Montreal groundhogs and Osterriechring Deer
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 29 Aug 2011, 03:34
by Row Man Gross-Gene
WeirdKerr wrote:ADx_Wales wrote:Day in the life of a Silverstone Hare.
with forwards by Montreal groundhogs and Osterriechring Deer
And if you saw MotoGP at the brickyard, "Afterward by Brickyard Beavers"
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 29 Aug 2011, 14:56
by nigellamansell
How to crash cars and influence races by Nelson Picquet Jr...foreword by Flav
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 29 Aug 2011, 18:43
by stupot94
How to win a race by resorting to have some mad bloke run out in the middle of the track and ruining everybodys race apart from yours --- No 1 bestseller by Rubens Barrichello. Foreword by Tom Pryce (bad taste?)
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 29 Aug 2011, 19:04
by dinizintheoven
nigellamansell wrote:How to crash cars and influence races by Nelson Picquet Jr...foreword by Flav
Twelve pages on this thread and that is the best one so far. A round of rapturous applause! Just don't forget the extra foreword by Pat Symonds.
Fernando Alsonso denies all knowledge of the existence of this book, and anyone who says is does exist is obviously favouring Lewis Hamilton and it's not fair.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 30 Aug 2011, 22:09
by WeirdKerr
Secret Radio Messages by Rob Smedley
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 30 Aug 2011, 23:25
by Aerospeed
If anybody else had this idea beforehand I do apologizeI am very excited - by Nick Heidfeld
nigellamansell wrote:How to crash cars and influence races without getting caught... by Nelson Picquet Jr... foreword by Flav
Fixed.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 31 Aug 2011, 15:01
by ranig
Shortest F1 music album :
The Wall - a masterpiece by D. Hill, M. Schumacher, J. Villeneuve, J. Button and S. Vettel.
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 31 Aug 2011, 20:38
by Ferrim
How to brake for the La Source corner - Bruno Senna
Re: Shortest F1 Books
Posted: 31 Aug 2011, 20:45
by ADx_Wales
"I dont want to be part of this corrupt system being nothing but a 2nd driver to a team mate who has been groomed by the people in charge of the team I drive for, you can stick your contract up your arse" By Mark Webber