Grand Prix Rejects

HWNSNBM detached Firman's rear wing to make possible his debut.

...with mind power

... with a magic screwdriver powered by his mind power and the muscles in his right arm.

Anyway: HWNSNBM's toast always falls butter side up.
Additionaly, HWNSNBMS's law states that everything that can go right will eventually go right.

HWNSNBM was phone.

HWNSNBM is entropy.

HWNSNBM is people.

HWNSNBM is also not people

HWNSNBM disapproves the font color in the above post.

HWNSNBM appreciated the change!

HWNSNBM is tired of random people pretending to be his spokesman, thus creating contradictory statements.

Therefore, HWNSNBM has appointed Jesus as his spokesman to avoid future confusion.

HWNSNBM is coming look busy....

It is falsely assumed, that on the Beatles HELP! album cover, John, Paul, George and Ringo are each posing as H, E, L and P respectively, in semaphore.

They are actually spelling out HWNSNBM in semaphore.

HWNSNBM is he who is X, Y and Z.

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of f***ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f*** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got HWNSNBM?

Alright...

You've stolen from HWNSNBM...

Congratulations, You're a dead man...

HWNSNBM not only killed a Predator to death but he was given an ancent pistol from the other Predators as a mark of respect.

(He also wisely steered clear of those godawful Aliens Vs Predator travesties)

A monk asked HWNSNBM,
"Does HWNSNBM have the nature of the Buddha?"
HWNSNBM destroyed the temple and the mountain.
The monk was enlightened.

During the lull of posts on this thread HWNSNBM has balanced his cheque book.

coops wrote:During the lull of posts on this thread HWNSNBM has balanced his cheque book.

As he has during this lull.

HWNSNBM shot the sherrif AND the deputy...

...AND made it look like suicide.

HWNSNBM shot Mr.Burns.

HWNSNBM, for that matter, shot Liberty Valance.

coops wrote:HWNSNBM, for that matter, shot Liberty Valance.

... as John Ford very well knew.

HWNSNBM's full name will WIN you the game of scrabble no matter what...

...and thats BEFORE you count the triple word score.

HWNSNBM is thought to be the Kwisatz Haderach.

HWNSNBM was last seen given the coice between a red and a blue pill

HWNSNBM burns twice as bright and twice as long.

coops wrote:HWNSNBM burns twice as bright and twice as long.

HWNSNBM is fireproof. He only shines twice as bright.

It was a Blade Runner reference. I thought we'd gone sci-fi. Ne'ermind!

coops wrote:It was a Blade Runner reference. I thought we'd gone sci-fi. Ne'ermind!

I haven't fallen into such nerdiness depths so far.

How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him HWNSNBM?

shinji wrote:How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him HWNSNBM?

Approximately equal to the number of race tracks in the world? (And yes, I know the question is supposed to be rhetorical...)

How much wood could HWNSNBM chuck if HWNSNBM could chuck wood?

Phoenix wrote:

coops wrote:It was a Blade Runner reference. I thought we'd gone sci-fi. Ne'ermind!

I haven't fallen into such nerdiness depths so far.

Give it time.

HWNSNBM doesnt need special specs to see Avatar in 3-D.

thehemogoblin wrote:How much wood could HWNSNBM chuck if HWNSNBM could chuck wood?

However many he likes

HWNSNBM put SKYNET on its ass.

HWNSNBM delivers on Sundays.

HWNSNBM's online video stream can be accessed from an Austrian IP address