Grand Prix Rejects

"I thought the airbags were meant to deploy after crashing?"



Renaults 2010 grid penalty for Crashgate...

"-I think I've just had a nasty accident down the cockpit, I dunno if I'll be able to drive..."



Renault's new way to try to improve much-needed straightline speed.

The starting grid for the inagural FOTA World Series GP in Dubai is lined up and waiting for the green light.

In 2003:

Guy on the right: Peter, just sign this and our future with BMW will be confirmed.
Peter Sauber: Does that curve represent our results if we do so?

Nuppiz wrote:In 2003:

Guy on the right: Peter, just sign this and our future with BMW will be confirmed.
Peter Sauber: Does that curve represent our results if we do so?

It's QADBEK - so that's Q - U - A - D - B - E, no wait a minute, K - W - A, no hang on Q - O - D, oh f*** it what's wrong with Sauber?

[quote="Many Blue Flags"]

Car to pit - It's not just the tides that rise when there's a full moon...

Nuppiz wrote:In 2003:

Guy on the right: Peter, just sign this and our future with BMW will be confirmed.
Peter Sauber: Does that curve represent our results if we do so?

Thats not Peter Sauber, thats Wili Rampf, their technical director. BUt otherwise, much lulz were had

Many Blue Flags wrote:

Diego: I f***in' love my job...

"Following the familiar script, Adrian Newey has shocked the grid with a revolutionary aero package, but many seem to think the car is too fragile to bring results. One team insider has been quoted as saying 'reliability will be a massive problem... the whole thing falls apart at the slightest touch... at the last wind tunnel test, the entire car just disintegrated.' Initial testing also suggests the chasis is a disaster in the wet."

You'll never get it out of that sand trap...

Captain Hammer wrote:

Why Buemi will never be involved in a "spy-gate" scandal.

Which one was the pay driver again?

kostas22 wrote:

Mohammed bin Sulayem had a secoond test yeaterday, and lost the car on the crest but didn't hit the wall.

Many Blue Flags wrote:

"How did HE get a Lambo?"

shinji wrote:

America! F*** (family friendly website) Yeah!

This time any spinning rim shields will be intentional...

Also, with USF1, the next controversy over defuser tech will be over the inclusion of trucknutz to the rear crash structure.

Many Blue Flags wrote:

Christijan Albers-"My other car was clean."-.

Can't say I came up with this one, but...



"Everyone who has a contract at Ferrari for 2010 raise your hand."

Rosstitute wrote:Can't say I came up with this one, but...



"Everyone who has a contract at Ferrari for 2010 raise your hand."

What about the Chinese?

Phoenix wrote:

Rosstitute wrote:[IMG]

"Everyone who has a contract at Ferrari for 2010 raise your hand."

What about the Chinese?

The folks at Maranello have always been a zenophobic bunch...

Rosstitute wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

Rosstitute wrote:[IMG]

"Everyone who has a contract at Ferrari for 2010 raise your hand."

What about the Chinese?

The folks at Maranello have always been a zenophobic bunch...

Indeed; if not, why haven't they signed Sato yet?

A shocking realization I had last season... Conspiracy theorists stand up?

Fittipaldi : Martini, when you said you would give me a spin later...

Sato: Napoleon complex? What Napoleon complex?

Sato: I'll get off the blocks when she takes the high heels off and quits cheating.

shinji wrote:

Bernie : Look, there should be a crate of money here that you two have to pay, that briefcase full of money just won't cut it.

Sato's engineers forget to remove the ballast from Sato.

Shinji Nakano tells the world how many points he has scored today.

shinji wrote:

1st: -"Oh, are there the Swiss chocolate bars I've been asking for?"-.
2nd: -"Bathplug you, Alain. I deserve a better machine!"-.

Sorry - I feel obliged to keep bumping this picture back into the thread....

Car to pit - "guys, I'm in the dirty air, no way I can pass..."

thehemogoblin wrote:

Sato: I'll get off the blocks when she takes the high heels off and quits cheating.

Oohh, another double entendre on the F1 Rejects forum!

Here's something to consider... Button is heavier than Sato. Weight in F1 is everything. If Sato drove for Brawn, he would have won the 2009 World Championship.

RejectSteve wrote:

thehemogoblin wrote:

Sato: I'll get off the blocks when she takes the high heels off and quits cheating.

Oohh, another double entendre on the F1 Rejects forum!

Here's something to consider... Button is heavier than Sato. Weight in F1 is everything. If Sato drove for Brawn, he would have won the 2009 World Championship.

To finish first, first you have to not crash into everything.

Nuppiz wrote:

This one needs no caption!

Guess who this is, when you find out it will blow your mind!

shinji wrote:

Guess who this is, when you find out it will blow your mind!

http://www.zsolt.baumgartner.hu/images/contact.jpg

- i wonder??!

kowalski wrote:

shinji wrote:

Guess who this is, when you find out it will blow your mind!

http://www.zsolt.baumgartner.hu/images/contact.jpg

- i wonder??!

There's a reason I didn't post the url...

RUN KOWALSKI RUN!

shinji wrote:

A young HWNSNBM orders the murders of the week.

shinji wrote:

No Mr Jordan, I won't race for you for 5 rusks.

Hello? Yes that's me. Ferrari, you say? I'm sorry I'm going to be saving the world on that day, it pains me to say Badoer...

kostas22 wrote:

Don't overdo it. I can has too many lolcats.