Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **29 Jan 2012, 16:49**

Phoenix wrote:.My car's not brilliant
My car's not brilliant
I'm slow for sure
I saw an angel
Of that I'm sure
She don't smile at me in the boxes
She was with Nigel Mansell
But I won't lose no sleep on that
Cause I don't have good car

I'm rejectful
I'm rejectful
I'm rejectful, it's true

I saw my times on a crowded place
And I don't know what to do
'Cause I will never be with them
Yes, I caught no eye
As I flounced on by
They could see from my face
That I was bathplug slow
And I don't think that I'll be at it again (My money ran out)
But we shared a moment that'll last all weekend

I'm rejectful
I'm rejectful
I'm rejectful, it's true

There must be an angel with a smile on her face
When she thought up that I should be on the grid
But it's time to face the truth
I will never be on the grid

Great! I can't stop laughing! :lol:

Posted: **29 Jan 2012, 17:20**

And now something about our favourite team and engine supplier in one person!
My futile attempt at rewriting lyrics, to the melody of Michael Buble's "Haven't Met You Yet"

I'm not surprised
Not everything lasts
I've broken my car so many times I stopped keeping track
Pay myself in
Get qualified out
I'm selling hot-dogs to pay for some second-hand Judds

I try so very hard not to lose it
Suspension's stiff my arse's covered in bruises
I thought I thought I'll escape rejectity

And I know someday that it'll all turn out
We'll make it work despite lack of spare parts
I don't promise you that we'll get your car on track today
Cause we just haven't mend it yet

Mmmm

I might have to wait
I'll never give up
I guess it's gear timing,
And the power that lacks
Wherever we are
Whenever it's night
I hope we can fix it and bring it to life

And I know that we can't be so amazing
And Ernie, I know we won't gonna change it
And now I can't see any possibilities

But somehow I know that it'll all turn out
And we'll make it work so we can do some slow laps
And I can't promise you that we'll ever go on track again
Cause driving it is just a pain!

They say all's fair
In love and war
But we cannot prove it
We'll never get it right and,
We'll be doomed

And I know that we can't be so amazing
And driving for LIFE is gonna change me
And now I can't see any driving possibility, mmmm

And someday I know it'll all turn out
And I'll work to get to Formula back
Promise you, man, I'll give more than I get,
Than I get, than I get, than I get

You know it'll all turn out
We'll make it work despite lack of spare parts
I don't promise you that we'll get your car on track today
Cause we just haven't mend it yet

Posted: **30 Jan 2012, 00:30**

I'm making one called Pacific and Forti based off Coffee and TV by Blur

Posted: **30 Jan 2012, 21:17**

Possibly not one that too many of you will have heard of, but on Forefather's second album, back in 2000, they wrote a lament for the events of 1066 and the end of Anglo-Saxon England, called When Our England Died.

945 years, one month and 13 days after the Battle of Hastings, the 2011 Formula One season finished and the Williams team had endured their worst season ever as a fully fledged constructor. 126 pole positions, 113 wins, seven Drivers' titles, nine Constructors' titles, had it really come to this? Ninth place, in front of three young upstarts who'd underestimated what it took to get a foot in the door, and the last time Williams were placed this low, in 1978, there was at least a second place at Watkins Glen to shout about. This year... nothing more than a couple of ninth places in the race, and in any other season before 2010 it'd have been a big fat zero. So, I've changed Wulfstan's lyrics into a lament for the slide of this once proud team into the realms of rejectdom and the pay driver.

I call it: When Williams Were Ninth

Wearily to the last grid slots they drove
So far down, down they are now
Pastor's on engine nine
And Rubens knew he might DNQ
But row twelve is where they would lie

They're needing a fluke but from where they did start
So far down, down, down, down
Under the twilight sky
In a tedious race, they're still off the pace
They're lapped and their chances have died

It might have been better but for Monaco
Where out, out, Pastor must go
Hamilton gave them a fright
As had his old mate in a T128
In the year that Williams were ninth

Wearily to the last finish they drove
So far down, down they are now
Again, it's all gone awry
Reverend's cash won't pay for his crash
And Rubens is saying goodbye

From Melbourne to Silverstone, Monza and Buddh
The points just passed them all by
With season's score numbering five
It's better than none, but here comes Caterham...
In the year that Williams were ninth

But if Hülkenberg's pole was the falsest of dawns
They'll fight with QTel* by their side
Back to the glory of old?
If not '92 then a podium will do
Till the day when Williams is revived

* Note: I have no idea what the new telecommunications sponsor will be, but I can always fiddle this line later. I couldn't hang on to this until mid-February when the FW34 is actually revealed.

Posted: **31 Jan 2012, 16:00**

I promised my version would come, and here it is:

YOU'RE REJECTFUL

Your car's not brilliant.

Your car's not brilliant,
Your car's slow.
But then your teammate
Puts it on pole.
You did well on lower series,
But were poor on the top fly.
Your rivals laugh, the crowd smiles,
'Cos you can't drive straight.

You're rejectful,
You're rejectful,
You're rejectful, it's true.
A so slow pace, that you can't save face
And you don't know what to do,
Everyone's faster than you.

Your teamboss despairs,
When you spin again.
He can see from your times
That you are f****** (flying) slow
And I don't think that he'll want to phone you
Your repair bills made his team go bankrupt

You're rejectful,
You're rejectful,
You're rejectful, it's true.
A so slow pace, that you can't save face
And you don't know what to do,
Everyone's faster than you.

Nananana, nananana, nananana, reeeejeeeect...

You're rejectful,
You're rejectful,
You're rejectful, it's true.
There must be someone, with a palm on his face
Since the day you said McLaren should hire you

Now it's time to face the truth,
I'd retire if I were you.

EDIT: corrected a grammar mistake... :oops:

Posted: **31 Jan 2012, 21:04**

Change it from McLaren to Ferrari and it'd be a perfect description of Fisichella's career :lol:

Posted: **01 Feb 2012, 09:33**

Here is my rejectful attempt at rewording "Wild at Heart" as a tribute to F1 Reject's eternal nearly man, Samuel L Joneson

You've got your motive you set the scene
So how about another taste or would you like to remind me why we're here
As I walk to the paddock to cleanse off the grease on my hands
The weight of this crash leaves a stain in the sand
I hope new year come to wash me clean for good
You know that I drove for many and I won for some
We stared at the walls 'til our breaking point
We wear our bruises like watermarks
The life and the death of the wild at heart

This empty fuel tank, this busted hand, highlights mistakes of a broken man
He won't speak up, no he won't come out of his car
We were lead to believe that the langauge of love was god
So few were forgiven I'll lead a team to the top and we'll pull it down so we can rebuild it
I fought for many and I won for some
We stared at the walls 'til our breaking point
We wear our bruises like watermarks
The life and the death of the wild at heart

When was the moment it all fell apart
With no sign of warning, no raised alarm
We still wear our bruises, we show our cars
Forever the wild at heart
The wild at heart
You know that I drove for many and I won for some
We stared at the walls 'til our breaking point
We wear our bruises like watermarks
The life and the death of the wild at heart

When was the moment it all fell apart
With no sign of warning, no raised alarm
We still wear our bruises, we show our cars
Forever the wild at heart
The wild at heart

Posted: **01 Feb 2012, 19:38**

Wizzie wrote:Change it from McLaren to Ferrari and it'd be a perfect description of Fisichella's career

Actually, sounds quite like Nelsinho Piquet's career :lol:

Posted: **02 Feb 2012, 00:58**

Pointrox wrote:Do we have some vocally gifted users in here?

I can sing pretty good!

Posted: **02 Feb 2012, 01:12**

Wizzie wrote:Here is my rejectful attempt at rewording "Wild at Heart" as a tribute to F1 Reject's eternal nearly man, Samuel L Joneson

I figured this would be a more accurate artistic representation of Sammy Jones

Posted: **02 Feb 2012, 08:58**

kostas22 wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Here is my rejectful attempt at rewording "Wild at Heart" as a tribute to F1 Reject's eternal nearly man, Samuel L Joneson

I figured this would be a more accurate artistic representation of Sammy Jones

Phoenix McAllister wrote:Hey, you, watch out. Me and Sammy Jones are very tight mates now, not in a funny way, but there. I think a hooligan drunkard is not the best one to give example of anything other than what the song, which is hilarious, tries to convey

Posted: **03 Aug 2012, 11:05**

BUMP

This is a song dedicated to Luca Badoer. 10 HWNSNBM points to whoever guesses the song.

Over 40
I should have been at Ferrari in the 90s
I couldn't always qualify a Forti
But I did make the grid for Minardi
Got no points, I should have had three
Marc Gene scored points it wasn't me
I had no luck at least that I know of
Just like at Lola

Luca Luca Luca Badoer
I'm getting crucified by Kimi today
And I don't dig, how he got the win
While I finished 14th
I raced for Ferrari twice

I was some match for Martini
Why couldn't I be one too for Kimi
I only raced just cause of Schumi
Not a point after race fifty
My points tally remains at zero
I beat Alboreto
An awful career
Stuck in first gear
Scoring no points in those seventeen years

Luca Luca Luca Badoer
I'm getting crucified by Kimi today
And I don't dig, how he got the win
While I finished 14th
I raced for Ferrari twice

An awful career
Stuck in first gear
Scoring no points in those seventeen years

Luca Luca Luca Badoer
I'm getting crucified by Kimi today
And I don't dig, how he got the win
While I finished 14th
Luca Luca Luca Badoer
I'm getting crucified by Kimi today
And I don't dig, how he got the win
While I finished 14th
I raced for Ferrari twice

Posted: **03 Aug 2012, 17:33**

It's great.
Unluckily no idea of that song it was.

Posted: **03 Aug 2012, 17:57**

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:It's great.
Unluckily no idea of that song it was.

It's Kinky Afro from the Happy Mondays

This is the song.

Posted: **04 Aug 2012, 00:37**

A song for Felipe Massa (if you don't get what this song is based on you deserve to be battered upside the face with a rolling pin.)

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a team-mate
Sometimes I feel like my car doesn't work,
But the car that I'm driving
Should really be winning
Fernando is leading,
And I'm in 14th.

I drive on the track
Cos that's what I'm paid for
I'm out in Q2,
Cos I'm driving too slow
I went off the track and
it just sent me spinning
Even Schumacher's
Doing better than me

Please don't sign Checo
Cos I wanna stay
Take me to the top step
Take me all the way
Give me one more year
At Ferrar-ay
Take me to the top step
Take me all the way

Stefano, Stefano
Give me one more try
Stefano, Stefano
Please don't make me cry
Stefano, Stefano
I promise I will fly
Stefano, Stefano
I'll fly awayyyy yeah, yeah (yeah, yeah...etc)
(Here I'll stay)

Posted: **04 Aug 2012, 06:51**

Under the Bridge - RHCP?

Posted: **04 Aug 2012, 11:56**

tommykl wrote:Under the Bridge - RHCP?

Yeah...a fairly obvious one. Hence the bit about rolling pins.

Posted: **05 Sep 2012, 01:33**

Sing this to Queen´s We Will Rock You

Red lights turn to green, make a big noise
turn the first shift on all you can do is pray
You got no space to go
You can´t control
All I´m gonna do is try to overtake

I am Romain Grosjean
I am Romain Grosjean

Buddy I´m sorry you´re my victim
But I can´t control when I´m under breaking
You got nowhere to go
Will crash for sure
The safety car is now ready to roll

I am Romain Grosjean
Sing it!
I am Romain Grosjean

Now the race is over at the first turn
Don´t blame me, blame Cucumber instead
You´ve got no nosecone
No suspension
and I left debris all over the place

I am Romain Grosjean
Sing it!
I am Romain Grosjean
I am Romain Grosjean
I am Romain Grosjean

Posted: **05 Sep 2012, 01:57**

(To the tune of "London Bridge")

Maldonado's crashed again, crashed again, crashed again
Maldonado's crashed again
You dumb twit!

Posted: **10 Sep 2012, 23:14**

SPIN CRASH & ROLL
(based off the original rendition of Shake Rattle & Roll by Big Joe Turner)

Get into that car! Put on your HANS device.
Get into that car! Put on your HANS device.
You do your belts tight, 'cause you're gonna take a real wild ride.
Well, you flick the switch and press in the starter button.
Well, you flick the switch and press in the starter button.
Sometimes you can drive, but most of the time you just hit the wall.

I believe to the soul you're a bad driver and now I know,
I believe to the soul you're a bad driver and now I know,
The harder you push, the more often you go off-road.

You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
Well, you can't drive well, to save your doggone soul.

Yeaahhh, drive that thing!

(saxophone break)

You're like a headless chicken, when you drive into wrecks.
You're like a headless chicken, when you drive into wrecks.
Well, your car ends up like a can that's been thrown across the room.

You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
Well, you can't drive well, to save your doggone soul.

You take 'em on the outside, then pull down to the bottom groove!
You take 'em on the outside, then pull down to the bottom groove!
You're so reckless, you make me grit my teeth.

You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
You spin, crash & roll!
Well, you can't drive well, to save your doggone soul.

You spin, crash & roll!

Posted: **07 Dec 2012, 18:33**

Turn the volume up to 10 and kill the lights for some atmosphere.
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
http://youtu.be/1t24PsZxohY

Tarso Marques in 2001 with his European Minardi PS01 V10.

What is this that stands before me?
Minardi in black which points at me
Turn around quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one, oh noooooooo!

Big black car with wings of fire
Telling drivers their desire
Bernie's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those lap times get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please Stoddart help me!

Is it the end, my friend?
Michael's coming 'round the bend
Drivers running 'cause they're scared
The drivers better go and beware!
No, no, please, no!

Posted: **07 Dec 2012, 18:36**

^What a coincidence that I just listened through that album just a couple of hours ago. Hmm...

Posted: **07 Dec 2012, 19:01**

Nuppiz wrote:^What a coincidence that I just listened through that album just a couple of hours ago. Hmm...

No Iommi or Dio every day makes Jocke a dull boy.

Seriously, I have every Sabbath studio album on CD and Vinyl. Yes all of them (ozzy, dio, gillan, hughes, martin).
They're great.
And I need to listen to Sabbath or Zeppelin, Dio, Rainbow, Purple, Styx, Priest, Maiden, Camel,
Ash, 'tallica, Rush, Candlemass, King Diamond, Diamond Head, Creed, Type O Negative
preferably every single day. But I listen to softer things as well...Sigur Ros, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan,
Nobuo Uematsu, Norah Jones, King Crimson, Coldplay. I guess I'm weird that way.

Posted: **07 Dec 2012, 20:06**

Jocke1 wrote:What is this that stands before me?
Minardi in black which points at me
Turn around quick and start to run
Find out I'm the chosen one, oh noooooooo!

I'm already imagining Bill Ward's drum rolls at the beginning replaced with engines revving. And maybe the sound of the Minardi breaking down.

Posted: **07 Dec 2012, 20:47**

A tribute to HRT. To the tune of 'Everybody's on the Run' from Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

They started as Campos
Changing their name
But they sure were the same
Debut for Senna junior
Chandhok tags along
HRT weren't looking strong
Chasing Lotus and Virgin
Really was a pain
Keeping with the Trulli train
Then came Karthikeyan
Tonio came for the ride

Cause HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run

Hang in there Kolles
Cause Virgin are 12th
Hang in there Kolles
Cause Virgin are 12th
Cause HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run

They brought in De La Rosa
Debut with DNQ
Then Cucumber makes it 2
And they lost to Marussia
Glock and Pic both finished 12th

Cause HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run

Hang in there Kolles
Why did you go home?
Hang in there Kolles
Why did you go home?
Cause HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run
HRT are on the run

Posted: **08 Dec 2012, 05:42**

http://youtu.be/IoxeYH5QDls

THE ROLLING STONES- LOSING MY TOUCH.
sung by Keith Richards

This is perfect to listen to while thinking about Pedro De La Rosa
and his current fate.
I hardly had to change anything.

Losing my Seat

Ain't it funny how things happen
Just as we think we've got it all straight?
Everything seems to be moving forward
But instead we just sit around and wait

Seems things are in a lockdown
Nervous looks all around
Everyone is speaking in whispers
No one wants to make a sound

I'm losing my seat, yeah
Losing my seat
Losing my seat, baby, way too much
Baby, get me out of here, it should be clear

Keep an eye on on your front wing, baby
I'll be slipping in 'round the back
I just need a little, a little KERS
And then I'll let you hit the track

'Cause I'm losing my seat
Losing my seat
Yes, I'm losing my seat, way too much
Baby, get me out of here, it should be clear, yes

I ain't gonna keep it long, baby
But just long, long enough
I've gotta pick up my passports
And I've gotta get my stuff

'Cause I'm losing my seat
Just losing my seat, baby, baby, baby
I'm losing my seat way, way too much
Baby, get me out of here, well it must be clear

Losing my seat
Yes, I'm losing my seat, yeah
Yes, I'm losing my seat, way too much
Baby, get me out of here

Posted: **09 Dec 2012, 07:53**

My probably bad attempt at making a reject song out of David Bowie's Heroes.

I
I'm not a good driver
And you
You aren't much better
Though nothing
Will give us a victory
We could still pay
Pay for a drive
We could be rejects
Just for one race

Well you
You could drive a Coloni
And I
I'll drive an Andrea Moda
'Cause we're rich
And that is a fact
So we can pay
Pay to race, oh yeah, whoo!

Though nothing
Will give us a victory
We could race
Just one race
We can be rejects
For ever and ever
What d'you think about that?

I
I wish we could drive
Like Clark and Fangio
Or drive
Like Stewart or Senna
Though there's
No chance of us winning
We can pay to race
Just one race
Oh, we can be rejects
Just for one day

We can be rejects
We can be rejects
We can be rejects
Just for one day
We're talentless
So we won't win
But anyway
We could drive a F1 car
Just to say we did
Oh, ohhh.
We can be rejects,
Just for one day!

Posted: **18 Dec 2012, 23:25**

http://youtu.be/RuqVogBiYSU
Black Sabbath - Solitude

My car it means nothing
My contract is less
My future is shrouded in dark wilderness
Sutil is far away, clouds linger on
Everything I possessed - now they are gone
they are gone, they are gooooone

O, where can I go to and what can I do?
Mercedes can't please me only thoughts are of you
Martin just laughed when I begged him to stay
I've not stopped crying since I went away
I went away, I went awaaaaaay

The grid is a lonely place - you're on your own
Guess I will go home - sit down and moan
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of MP4-27
of MP4-27, of MP4-27

Posted: **19 Dec 2012, 00:56**

Just Another Car in the Wall

We don't need no competition
We don't need no car control
No dark sarcasm in the race
Ecclestone, leave them racers alone
Hey, Ecclestone! Leave them racers alone
All in all you're just another F1 reject in the wall
All in all you're just another car in the wall.

We don't need no competition
We don't need no car control
No dark sarcasm in the race
Ecclestone, leave them racers alone
Hey, Ecclestone! Leave them racers alone
All in all you're just another F1 reject in the wall
All in all you're just another car in the wall.

Posted: **19 Dec 2012, 15:49**

Onxy Wrecked wrote:Just Another Car in the Wall

We don't need no competition
We don't need no car control
No dark sarcasm in the race
Ecclestone, leave them racers alone
Hey, Ecclestone! Leave them racers alone
All in all you're just another F1 reject in the wall
All in all you're just another car in the wall.

We don't need no competition
We don't need no car control
No dark sarcasm in the race
Ecclestone, leave them racers alone
Hey, Ecclestone! Leave them racers alone
All in all you're just another F1 reject in the wall
All in all you're just another car in the wall.

This is great!

Posted: **07 Jan 2013, 19:52**

Judas Priest - Living Bad Dreams
http://youtu.be/LOFs1jxKpPM

as sung by Narain Karthikeyan

I'm hypnotised
and helpless
Beneath the pale
HRT
My body is it's sacrifice
It's spirit's ending soon

I stare up at a
squalid team Boss

Tyres been so cold
and unsmooth
Turns tender kerbs
into bites
As you begin to move

You look so weak
and fragile
You seem to drip
some oil
But you swept me up into
your seat
And accelerated me away

I'm living bad dreams
I can't run from you (HRT)
I'm living bad dreams
This nightmare's
coming true

You lead me to disqualification
Delivered me to dnq
I raced upon your
hallowed ground
My soul is yours to gain

Your passion drains
my (KERS) energy
Fear starts running deep
I'm driving in
slow motion
Into eternal rejectdom

I'm living bad dreams
I can't run from you (HRT)
I'm living bad dreams
This nightmare's
coming true

Your passion drains
my (KERS) energy
Fear starts running deep
I'm driving in slow motion
Into eternal rejectdom

I'm living bad dreams
I can't run from you (HRT)
I'm living bad dreams
There's nothing I can do

I'm living bad dreams
I can't run from you (HRT)
I'm living bad dreams
This nightmare's
coming true

I'm living bad dreams
Oh oh uh oooooooh
I don't want bad dreams
Living bad dreams

Posted: **07 Jan 2013, 20:22**

Jocke1 wrote:

Judas Priest - Living Bad Dreams
http://youtu.be/LOFs1jxKpPM

as sung by Narain Karthikeyan

Brilliant, now I'm imagining Rob Halford singing it this way. :lol:

Posted: **14 Jan 2013, 16:53**

I've got just the first verse and chorus, so someone can complete this for me

I'm the Red Bull driver boss, I hand-pick all the rookies
Even with one eye I still spot who can bring the moneys
They all come in when they're barely old enough to make babies
When they're 18, hand them the keys!

Sebastian Vettel!
The drivers have to prove they're better than Vettel!
They have to win to show they're as good as Vettel!
But the car ain't good enough to let them beat Vettel!
They just can't be Vettel!

Alguersuari, Brendon Hartley!
Fired them (HEY!!!), I fired them (HEY!!!)
Tonio Liuzzi, Mika Mäki!
Fired them (HEY!!!), I fired them (HEY!!!)
If they just can't win a race I fire them-them-them-them-them-them-them!

Helmut Marko style.
Marko style.
Helm-Helm-Helm-Helm-Helmut Marko style.
Marko style.
Helm-Helm-Helm-Helm-Helmut Marko style.

HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY, SACKIN' ROOKIES!
Helm-Helm-Helm-Helm-Helmut Marko style.
HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY, SACKIN' ROOKIES!
Helm-Helm-Helm-Helm-Helmut Marko style.

Posted: **05 Feb 2013, 23:33**

Judas Priest - Private Property

Now dubbed as "Perfect Safety" by Hermann Tilke & Co.

You think gravel traps are excellent
You think they are the best
I don't believe how you've conceived
That circuits are too safe
You think asphalt runoffs are horrible
But I think they're just perfect
The way I figure safety's first
So you'd better realize

No gravel traps
No real grass
Never endanger anyone
Make a mistake
You're not punished
It's good for racing too

So keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Oh Oh
Keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on you
HANS on
Keep your HANS on you

Drivers can go as wide as they want
And no harm is done
Asphalt runoffs, they allow that
And racing is still good

No gravel traps
No real grass
Never endanger anyone
Make a mistake
You're not punished
It's good for racing too

So keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Oh Oh
Keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Oh Oh

So keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Oh Oh

You live in the old times
Which no longer exist
If you're lookin' for gravel traps
They ain't here

HANS on
Keep that HANS on you

So keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Oh Oh
Keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on
Oh Oh
Keep your HANS on
Perfect safety
HANS on

Yeah, got the idea while watching the DVD from which the video is from yesterday... lyrics were written in about 15 minutes. Oh, and I have nothing against the HANS device - it just fitted there perfectly.

Posted: **06 Feb 2013, 05:54**

Nuppiz wrote:So keep your HANS on

Not bad.

My dad is a sucker for 'Turbo Lover', but I would have to say that my favorite from 'Turbo' is 'Reckless'.

Posted: **06 Feb 2013, 23:13**

I'm imagining that in Rob Halford's voice, and it works. It's a good job you haven't tried to rewrite Parental Guidance, mind... that was a hideous embarrassment for all concerned.

Posted: **08 Feb 2013, 01:24**

Love it. I'm always a sucker for Judas Priest.

Posted: **13 Feb 2013, 13:26**

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/butt ... ers3.shtml

What I've been up to while away from the forum. Enjoy.

Posted: **13 Feb 2013, 15:51**

After a hiatus of more than a year, Phoenix and the Rejectettes present their new hit, their own version of Fun's Some Nights, which, for all intents and purposes, will be called Some Days. Enjoy!

Some days I stay up cursing in my bad team
Some days I call it a fail
Some days I wish my lips could build a Newey
Some days I wish they'd just call it off

But I still wake up, still see your car
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure why I bother, oh
Why do I bother? Why do I bother?
Most days I don't know anymore...
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

This is it, boys, this is racing - what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?
I was never one to believe your hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard and I'm half as cheered
But here they come again to tow my car

That's not right;
I found an engine in my bed tonight
It stops my heart an' wonder why at all, why at all, why at all
Oh, why at all? Mmm... Mmm...

Well, some days I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use fast cars for a change.
And some days I'm scared you'll all fail me again
Some days I always win, I always win... (In vidgames)

But I still wake up, still see your car
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure why I bother, oh
Why do I bother? Why do I bother?
Most days I don't know... (oh, come on)

So this is it. I sold my house for this?
Washed black money for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?

(Come on)

No. When I see stars, when I see, when I see stars, that's all they are
When I hear engines, they don't sound like this one, so come on.
Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on!

Well, that is it guys, that is all - all session in and I'm out of the race again
Whole year of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands
This one is not for the folks at the top;
Sorry to leave, mom, thought I had to go
But who the bathplug wants to rot alone all washed up in the slowest car?

My heart is breaking up for my team and and the con that they call "boss"
When I look into my mirror eyes...
Man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things that can come from...
Some terrible lies... ah...

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

The other day you wouldn't believe the fantasy I had with you and me
I dumped you out and we both agreed

It's for the worst you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...
It's for the worst you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...

I want to dedicate this song to all forum members who weren't into F1 Rejects yet when I created this thread and released our first project, I'm Rejectful, as well as to those F1RWRS drivers who have to cope every weekend with their terrible teams and sociopathic team managers. And, last but not least, to the HRT F1 Team, and their beleaguered drivers, engineers, mechanics and crew. May all of them find eternal peace someday at a half decent team.

Posted: **13 Feb 2013, 18:11**

Phoenix wrote:After a hiatus of more than a year, Phoenix and the Rejectettes present their new hit, their own version of Fun's Some Nights, which, for all intents and purposes, will be called Some Days. Enjoy!

Some days I stay up cursing in my bad team
Some days I call it a fail
Some days I wish my lips could build a Newey
Some days I wish they'd just call it off

But I still wake up, still see your car
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure why I bother, oh
Why do I bother? Why do I bother?
Most days I don't know anymore...
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

This is it, boys, this is racing - what are we waiting for?
Why don't we break the rules already?
I was never one to believe your hype
Save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard and I'm half as cheered
But here they come again to tow my car

That's not right;
I found an engine in my bed tonight
It stops my heart an' wonder why at all, why at all, why at all
Oh, why at all? Mmm... Mmm...

Well, some days I wish that this all would end
'Cause I could use fast cars for a change.
And some days I'm scared you'll all fail me again
Some days I always win, I always win... (In vidgames)

But I still wake up, still see your car
Oh, Lord, I'm still not sure why I bother, oh
Why do I bother? Why do I bother?
Most days I don't know... (oh, come on)

So this is it. I sold my house for this?
Washed black money for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?

(Come on)

No. When I see stars, when I see, when I see stars, that's all they are
When I hear engines, they don't sound like this one, so come on.
Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on!

Well, that is it guys, that is all - all session in and I'm out of the race again
Whole year of this, I'm not sure if anybody understands
This one is not for the folks at the top;
Sorry to leave, mom, thought I had to go
But who the bathplug wants to rot alone all washed up in the slowest car?

My heart is breaking up for my team and and the con that they call "boss"
When I look into my mirror eyes...
Man, you wouldn't believe the most amazing things that can come from...
Some terrible lies... ah...

Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh,
Oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, oh

The other day you wouldn't believe the fantasy I had with you and me
I dumped you out and we both agreed

It's for the worst you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...
It's for the worst you didn't listen
It's for the best we get our distance... Oh...

I want to dedicate this song to all forum members who weren't into F1 Rejects yet when I created this thread and released our first project, I'm Rejectful, as well as to those F1RWRS drivers who have to cope every weekend with their terrible teams and sociopathic team managers. And, last but not least, to the HRT F1 Team, and their beleaguered drivers, engineers, mechanics and crew. May all of them find eternal peace someday at a half decent team.

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