Grand Prix Rejects

Phoenix wrote:Hi all,

OK, right now I'm in a quandary. I, as a moderator, have the obligation and the duty to control and stop all sorts of amiss behaviour that occurs on these boards. However, I have to say objectively that this thread is producing a very healthy level of entertainment. Thus, as a measured moderator, I have to avoid at all costs to level any kind of entertainment that comes out of these boards by their members, because I, as a competent moderator, know entertainment is the bread and butter of any good forum. Thus, after long deliberations, I have decided that I'll let this thread open until it really gets out of hand, not least of which any human being, no matter his age, experience or rejectfulness level, has the right to freely express himself in these boards. Although I, as a strict moderator, have to warn our new user, while I greet him to our forum, that it's paramount to read the rules before making any contribution to ensure he or she is a helpful contributor to our boards, while always respecting the sacred principles of grammar, ortography, punctuation and capitalisation.

May HWNSNBM be with all you, and welcome Formula1Fan.

Yours sincerely,

Phoenix

Wizzie wrote:

Phoenix wrote:Hi all,

OK, right now I'm in a quandary. I, as a moderator, have the obligation and the duty to control and stop all sorts of amiss behaviour that occurs on these boards. However, I have to say objectively that this thread is producing a very healthy level of entertainment. Thus, as a measured moderator, I have to avoid at all costs to level any kind of entertainment that comes out of these boards by their members, because I, as a competent moderator, know entertainment is the bread and butter of any good forum. Thus, after long deliberations, I have decided that I'll let this thread open until it really gets out of hand, not least of which any human being, no matter his age, experience or rejectfulness level, has the right to freely express himself in these boards. Although I, as a strict moderator, have to warn our new user, while I greet him to our forum, that it's paramount to read the rules before making any contribution to ensure he or she is a helpful contributor to our boards, while always respecting the sacred principles of grammar, ortography, punctuation and capitalisation.

May HWNSNBM be with all you, and welcome Formula1Fan.

Yours sincerely,

Phoenix

I'm trying to think of a way to respond to this in a civilised yet entertaining manner but nothing I think up won't get me banned for two weeks as a result. Over to you, Angus

(10 HWNSNBM points if anyone gets the reference)

tommykl wrote:I think I know who this Formula1Fan really is...

Phoenix wrote:

Wizzie wrote:

Phoenix wrote:Hi all,

OK, right now I'm in a quandary. I, as a moderator, have the obligation and the duty to control and stop all sorts of amiss behaviour that occurs on these boards. However, I have to say objectively that this thread is producing a very healthy level of entertainment. Thus, as a measured moderator, I have to avoid at all costs to level any kind of entertainment that comes out of these boards by their members, because I, as a competent moderator, know entertainment is the bread and butter of any good forum. Thus, after long deliberations, I have decided that I'll let this thread open until it really gets out of hand, not least of which any human being, no matter his age, experience or rejectfulness level, has the right to freely express himself in these boards. Although I, as a strict moderator, have to warn our new user, while I greet him to our forum, that it's paramount to read the rules before making any contribution to ensure he or she is a helpful contributor to our boards, while always respecting the sacred principles of grammar, ortography, punctuation and capitalisation.

May HWNSNBM be with all you, and welcome Formula1Fan.

Yours sincerely,

Phoenix

I'm trying to think of a way to respond to this in a civilised yet entertaining manner but nothing I think up won't get me banned for two weeks as a result. Over to you, Angus

(10 HWNSNBM points if anyone gets the reference)

If you don't stop making references I don't get I'll make sure you get punished as a result

Phoenix wrote:

tommykl wrote:I think I know who this Formula1Fan really is...

Enlighten us. Is Snoozey2 who's coming back with a revenge? Or perhaps an Indian hacker?

Phoenix wrote:Hi all,

OK, right now I'm in a quandary. I, as a moderator, have the obligation and the duty to control and stop all sorts of amiss behaviour that occurs on these boards. However, I have to say objectively that this thread is producing a very healthy level of entertainment. Thus, as a measured moderator, I have to avoid at all costs to level any kind of entertainment that comes out of these boards by their members, because I, as a competent moderator, know entertainment is the bread and butter of any good forum. Thus, after long deliberations, I have decided that I'll let this thread open until it really gets out of hand, not least of which any human being, no matter his age, experience or rejectfulness level, has the right to freely express himself in these boards. Although I, as a strict moderator, have to warn our new user, while I greet him to our forum, that it's paramount to read the rules before making any contribution to ensure he or she is a helpful contributor to our boards, while always respecting the sacred principles of grammar, ortography, punctuation and capitalisation.

May HWNSNBM be with all you, and welcome Formula1Fan.

Yours sincerely,

Phoenix

shinji wrote:

Phoenix wrote:Hi all,

OK, right now I'm in a quandary. I, as a moderator, have the obligation and the duty to control and stop all sorts of amiss behaviour that occurs on these boards. However, I have to say objectively that this thread is producing a very healthy level of entertainment. Thus, as a measured moderator, I have to avoid at all costs to level any kind of entertainment that comes out of these boards by their members, because I, as a competent moderator, know entertainment is the bread and butter of any good forum. Thus, after long deliberations, I have decided that I'll let this thread open until it really gets out of hand, not least of which any human being, no matter his age, experience or rejectfulness level, has the right to freely express himself in these boards. Although I, as a strict moderator, have to warn our new user, while I greet him to our forum, that it's paramount to read the rules before making any contribution to ensure he or she is a helpful contributor to our boards, while always respecting the sacred principles of grammar, ortography, punctuation and capitalisation.

May HWNSNBM be with all you, and welcome Formula1Fan.

Yours sincerely,

Phoenix

And to think we once mocked you for your standard of English...

tommykl wrote:

Phoenix wrote:

tommykl wrote:I think I know who this Formula1Fan really is...

Enlighten us. Is Snoozey2 who's coming back with a revenge? Or perhaps an Indian hacker?

I don't think so. The guy I'm thinking of is 14, Australian and is named after a certain reject team

Wizzie wrote:
"This is a thread.
'Thread' is another word for 'string'.
'String' could be referencing 'string cheese'.
String cheese is a form of food.
Cake is also a form of food.
The cake is a lie.
THEREFORE: This thread is a lie!"

Formula1Fan wrote:

eurobrun wrote:

Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.

Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

that is bullying take it back now OR ELSE

dr-baker wrote:Oh my. I miss about 30 hours on this board and look what happens!

Wizzie wrote:
"This is a thread.
'Thread' is another word for 'string'.
'String' could be referencing 'string cheese'.
String cheese is a form of food.
Cake is also a form of food.
The cake is a lie.
THEREFORE: This thread is a lie!"

You started out on a false premise. This is an active member of this forum. Are you implying that This may be a liar?

This wrote:

dr-baker wrote:Oh my. I miss about 30 hours on this board and look what happens!

Wizzie wrote:
"This is a thread.
'Thread' is another word for 'string'.
'String' could be referencing 'string cheese'.
String cheese is a form of food.
Cake is also a form of food.
The cake is a lie.
THEREFORE: This thread is a lie!"

You started out on a false premise. This is an active member of this forum. Are you implying that This may be a liar?

He's right though, i don't really exist, i'm part of your collective imagination. Nothing to worry about, though, that is completely normal for F1-rejects-forumites.
As long as nobody on this forum has met me in real life, no one can prove i exist.

tommykl wrote:Watch what you say, I live less than an hour away from you...

Wizzie wrote:The cake is a lie.

Klon wrote:

Wizzie wrote:The cake is a lie.

That has stopped being funny at least 12 months ago. Think of yourself as slapped, since I can't afford flying to Australia just to slap you.

Klon wrote:

Wizzie wrote:The cake is a lie.

That has stopped being funny at least 12 months ago. Think of yourself as slapped, since I can't afford flying to Australia just to slap you.

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:

Klon wrote:

Wizzie wrote:The cake is a lie.

That has stopped being funny at least 12 months ago. Think of yourself as slapped, since I can't afford flying to Australia just to slap you.

Considering that meme started back in 2007, I'd say that's a pretty conservative estimate. Generally memes stop being funny after about a year or two, with the exception of All Your Base Are Belong To Us, because that is clearly the best meme.

dr-baker wrote:And Formulaonefan, you may not be able to race Lewis Hamilton, but Jason Hamilton is who it is all about here!

AndreaModa wrote:If I'm quite honest, making duplicate accounts, particularly just to take the piss, is something that really shouldn't be tolerated.

Everyone likes to have a laugh and a joke, but let's keep it at least a bit mature, please?

eurobrun wrote:I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. I certainly wont do anything like this again if it is going to cause this sort of reaction.

shinji wrote:

eurobrun wrote:I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. I certainly wont do anything like this again if it is going to cause this sort of reaction.

Ah here, you posted just before that 'trolololol, that is all'. You only did it to get a reaction.

Anyway, I'm just really tired, you can all ignore me if you want.

eurobrun wrote:This thread is not funny anymore and probably needs to be locked.

JeremyMcClean wrote:

eurobrun wrote:This thread is not funny anymore and probably needs to be locked.

Just delete all the scathing comments and move it to the HWNSNBM thread.

Aerond wrote:There´s a really funny thing in all this and it is that eurobrun hasn´t yet secured a team in F1RWRS, and if it does, the F1RWRS commission will now look at his actions very, very carefully

Wizzie wrote:

Aerond wrote:There´s a really funny thing in all this and it is that eurobrun hasn´t yet secured a team in F1RWRS, and if it does, the F1RWRS commission will now look at his actions very, very carefully

The article formally known as 15.4 Section C comes to mind, oh evil overlord

This wrote:People, it's not Eurobruns fault that kids of these days aren't funny anymore, we have to teach him our ways (brainwash him), because it's up to these kids to continue the F1rejects-legacy!
(why do i always try to sound like the responsible old wise guy, i'm only 25 )

Wizzie wrote:

This wrote:People, it's not Eurobruns fault that kids of these days aren't funny anymore, we have to teach him our ways (brainwash him), because it's up to these kids to continue the F1rejects-legacy!
(why do i always try to sound like the responsible old wise guy, i'm only 25 )

We need to hand feed them Monty Python if we're to have any hope of salvaging them