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Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 01 Nov 2009, 15:54
by DemocalypseNow
The reason he never won an F1 race was because of something on a much bigger scale...which you might find out about in the first F1 Rejects Magazine...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 13:16
by DonTirri
There is no Reject-drivers. There are only drivers HWNSNBM hasn't allowed to succeed.
There is no Reject-teams. There are only teams that HWNSNBM hasn't deemed worthy
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 19:44
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM was in fact Jack the Ripper.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 02 Nov 2009, 21:17
by Jack O Malley
HWNSNBM can mention his name.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Nov 2009, 01:46
by thehemogoblin
HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 03 Nov 2009, 14:01
by Valrys
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 20:49
by Enrique Bernoldi
HWNSNBM was behind crash-gate, not Renault.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 22:06
by watka
On a similar note:
HWNSNBM is undoubtedly the best Formula One driver that Grand Prix racing has ever produced.
HWNSNBM has seen that before.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 16:54
by Jordan
Valrys wrote:thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.
lol!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 17:27
by RejectSteve
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM is what Deletraz was doing.
Along that line...
HWNSNBM made Nuvolari look like Lavaggi.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 20:18
by Phoenix
In fact, to some extent, HE'S MISSED IT, HE'S MISSED IT!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 08 Nov 2009, 17:37
by shinji
Watching Jedward does not make HWNSNBM lose the will to live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTkyWeoSEM8
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 00:40
by Klon
HWNSNBM is bringing sexy back!
HWNSNBM will never be interrupted by Kanye West!
Jenson Button is only world champion because HWNSNBM was bored and controlled the Brawn telepathically for most of the races!
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 03:07
by lostpin
HWNSNBM is only there because of his money... and he's got a LOT of them.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 03:13
by Jordan
Geico just saved a bunch on car insurance, by switching to HWNSNBM
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 06:51
by DonTirri
Jean-Louis Schlesser wasn't guided by the ghost of Enzo Ferrari at Monza 1988. He was in fact posessed by HWNSNBM to prevent McLaren from winning all races. Only HWNSNBM is allowed to do that. He just hasn't bothered yet
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 09 Nov 2009, 20:01
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM created Michael Schumacher, slick tyres, Bernie Ecclestone and Big Macs.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 10 Nov 2009, 20:31
by WeirdKerr
HWNSNBM fears no man.... not even The Stig.....
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 09:31
by dr-baker
WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM fears no man.... not even The Stig.....
...because HWNSNBM
is the Stig.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 10:44
by Salamander
dr-baker wrote:WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM fears no man.... not even The Stig.....
...because HWNSNBM
is the Stig.
We've already been over this. HWNSNBM created the Stig.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 11 Nov 2009, 15:57
by thehemogoblin
He created the Stig on accident. His "crash helmet" failed him at an inopportune time.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 13 Nov 2009, 21:32
by Waris
Gianmaria Bruni is a pretty cool guy, eh raced against HWNSNBM in the same team and didn't afraid of anything?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 15 Nov 2009, 22:55
by DemocalypseNow
HWNSNBM drives a Dacia Sandero.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 15 Nov 2009, 23:04
by watka
kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM drives a Dacia Sandero.
HWNSNBM drove the truck that destroyed James May's Dacia Sandero.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 15 Nov 2009, 23:17
by Jordan
watka wrote:kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM drives a Dacia Sandero.
HWNSNBM drove the truck that destroyed James May's Dacia Sandero.
HWNSMBM set the standing record for the star in a reasonably priced car with -0 seconds
Also, he was able to destroy A Toyota Hilux
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 00:11
by Warren Hughes
HWNSNBM doesn't need to be told where to buy random pharmaceuticals online - he already knows
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 00:13
by Salamander
The Transfagarasan Highway was designed entirely by HWNSNBM.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 13:53
by watka
BlindCaveSalamander wrote:The Transfagarasan Highway was designed entirely by HWNSNBM.
HWNSNBM built the Transfagarasan with his bare hands.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 15:58
by Phoenix
HWNSNBM initiated Jacques Villeneuve's singing career.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 16:01
by lostpin
HWNSNBM holds the lap records at EVERY racing track, everywhere. The ones that we see as fastest laps are only the second fastest, they show them instead, just for variety...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 16:32
by lostpin
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM initiated Jacques Villeneuve's singing career.
HWNSNBM is the undisputed champion in black humor...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 17:02
by shinji
HWNSNBM owns the internet.
HWNSNBM could fix the world economy by hitting it with his elbow.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 17:42
by Nuppiz
lostpin wrote:HWNSNBM holds the lap records at EVERY racing track, everywhere. The ones that we see as fastest laps are only the second fastest, they show them instead, just for variety...
No, it's because HWNSNBM is so blindingly fast that no-one's able to record his laps.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 18:16
by lostpin
Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley are just freak show artists that entertain the F1 public: a dwarf and a pervert. Everybody knows that HWNSNBM runs the business.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 18:22
by shinji
Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 18:25
by Nuppiz
shinji wrote:Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?
Whadda ya mean by that? I'm seeing it positioned correctly...
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 18:26
by shinji
Nuppiz wrote:shinji wrote:Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?
Whadda ya mean by that? I'm seeing it positioned correctly...
On mine, it's to the right of other people's avatars. Strange.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 19:32
by Phoenix
shinji wrote:Not a HWNSNBM fact, but what's with kostas' avatar showing up where it shouldn't be? Or is that just me?
Kostas got hit in the head with a papaya for completing HWNSNBM's name. Seems that his revenge isn't complete, though...
BTW, HWNSNBM is about to buy kamagra for only $19.99, VAT included.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 19:34
by DemocalypseNow
HWNSNBM can edit HTML without anybody noticing.
Re: HWNSNBM Facts
Posted: 16 Nov 2009, 19:43
by shinji
The avatar thing is weird.
It's like that on all threads. Bit annoying.