This wrote:TomDilain wrote:Yo, dr-baker. We're supposed to be a District mate. Why do we gotta fight for a bag if we can share it?
Anyways, it's TomDilain not TomDilian. But that's not a bad name either
just call him Tom Dillman.
The Commentator wrote:Once again, good evening tributes. Today has been quite a...I don't want to say a slow day, but it seems more like a rest after that hectic first day. In that case...*feedback*...
PICK UP THE SLACK
Myyyy GOODNESS! ONE, SOLITARY DEATH? We need more ACTION, a dash of EXCITEMENT, not picking flowers and making some kiddie slingshots! Sure, we had some battles, but in a game to the death, the least you could do is FINISH THE JOB!
And boy, UgncreativeUsergname from Nyanville, didn't Klon finish the job on you! We did have some knife weapons out there, but SAIS. I call things as I see it, and I sure saw you brandish those double sais,
Klon! I can't believe something that awesome just happened from one of you hopeless lot, so well done Klon!
As for those of you that can't follow up on Klon's awesome moment just now, I have just the thing....
TomDilain wrote:No killing on day 2? What?
Why do I even collect fruits? I got fresh foods already. Damn you Tom.
The Commentator wrote:Now, courtesy of the majestic dr-baker, we have a three-fer! Wizzie from the Land of Pease (Both of you are out already?), This Could Be You from Campos Meta and Ulfuls (or should I say Simtek?) from Satopia! You three don't know jack about spacing! Seriously, how could you three all be in close enough quarters to get killed by ONE explosive from a man who hasn't had a date in forever? Goodness me, if you get out of this alive, dr-baker, I award you my sister, for real, man.
TomDilain wrote:Yo, dr-baker. We're supposed to be a District mate. Why do we gotta fight for a bag if we can share it?
TomDilain wrote:Why do I even collect fruits? I got fresh foods already. Damn you Tom.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
The Commentator wrote: Hello Tributes! Now then, I don't normally check in with you guys this early, but I'm just gonna bring you a little... weather update, ya know? Right now, if you look right up above, there will be some clouds rolling in, and in addition to the chemical plant down the road?
...yeah, you better take cover.
The Commentator wrote:Yeah....sorry we couldn't hold this in some massive, sheltered dome, but then,
where's the fun in that? Anyway, I just sent a strongly worded letter down to the chemical plant to NOT release any more toxic waste from their chimneys, but I think we all know we need to keep the means of production at GPRejects.com churning along, so I don't think they'll stop for now. In the meantime....
TomDilain from Mannville! Congratulations on being the only person to die today before the acid rain rolled in, not helped by your thin, fruit-picking skin by Regenmeister94, the lad from Jacknewtown who had developed quite the reputation as someone truly in the spirit of the games...
...well, up until both he and Neo Arcadia's FMecha were locked out of shelter in the deadly rain. I mean,
c'mon guys. At least knock on the door or something, maybe ring a doorbell if it's present. Courtesy saves lives, okay?
Can't say that about TheFlyingCaterham though. Tough from going from winning the previous competition to being overpowered by your psycho runner-up from last time, Klon. As they say, you only live once, but you could die multiple times...did I get that quote mixed up?
And finally, the female fanservice award goes to Satopia's Collieafc and V8fan12 from Stonehenge for their shirtless, manly and testosterone-filled tussle in the puddle of acidic rain for all the girls to go crazy screaming over. Well, screaming in the first half of that fight out of manliness of men, then screaming on the second bit as your bodies dissolved, but hey, gotta target that niche demographic as well, no?
Anyway, that's pretty much it from me, I'll see ya slightly earlier tommorrow, stay tuned to find out why!
The Commentator wrote: Hi guys, I'm a little early today, but I should just point out, right now, at the Cornucopia, we have the grandest of feasts going on! Each of your families have all supplied what they could for you guys to feast on during this stage of the games, and there may be the tearjerking letter or two for our cameras to practice their emotional cinematography on! So come on down to the Cornucopia if you so wish!
The Commentator wrote:Alright, now that the feast is over, we have....only five guys left?
ALREADY?!
My goodness, I know I encouraged you guys, especially with the acid rain and all, but this is getting incredibly rapid and almost dangerously out of hand! Which is incredible for our ratings, they're having a boost unseen in years! Keep this kind of Crash TV up, and we'll be rolling in TV money in no time! As for those that won't
be getting that television dough...
...dr-baker, residing from Mannville. It's a good thing you got your life stories out to the one person who could definitely keep all your secrets (won't you, Klon?), before tumbling over that cliff all Mufasa style and all that. If you watching at home want, you can catch the entire knife fight between WaffleCat and dr-baker,
with a multi-angle shot of that dramatic cliff fall online on our YouTube channel!
Something you won't catch there, though, was Shadaza from Tonyvanderville's death. Seriously. What happened? Got scratched by Reject_Dom fighting over a bag back at the Cornucopia on day one? Cut yourself on the hatchet you got last night? And you just... FORGOT to bandage yourself? I don't think I could possibly see you as a nursing student one day, which is even more likely given that a member of the deceased, which you are now, has never graduated from med school.
Anyway, we are down to FIVE! Who will walk away alive? Cliff-pusher WaffleCat? The shelter-refusing Belgian tommykl? Flower-picking Reject_Dom? The anonymous fainter RedEyes504? Or Krazy Klon, hoping not to lull himself into a double suicide again? Find out as the Hunger Games rolls on!
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
The Commentator wrote:Ahhh....tributes, we have a slight problem. Thanks to the nearby GPRejects.com factory working overtime, churning out articles about Michael May being the revolution motorsport needed,
some of the hallucinogens required to believe in that fact has kinda...spread to the play area. So be wary if you start hallucinating and imagining acid trips. It's all perfectly normal. Just beware of what you guys might start to do...
[/quote]The Commentator wrote:...what.
I didn't think those hallucinogens were that strong....
...err, anyway, let's see who perished thanks to those wonderful substances in the air...
WaffleCat from Krabi-in-the-Water, Klon of the Coloni Colony and tommykl from Tonyvanderville, I hate to say it, but even with hallucinogens, you have to wonder exactly WHY would a nice, soft pillow eminate harsh buzzing sounds? Those sounds came from tracker jackers, known in the human world as poisonous wasps with a fatal sting. And you just smothered their homes all over you lot. Well done.
And RedEyes504...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OHH MAN I'M SORRY, BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS! My boss told me to be respectful to at least the runner up, but watching you savour that deadly scorpion like it was some damn Hokkaido Cheescake...whew.
And that means, just by pure means of sheltering themselves from acidic rain and keeping their head straight in the Michael May madness, your winner of the second edition of the Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games is...
Reject_Dom!
Once again, congratulations to the winner, you may now leave the play area alive and receive your wonderful prize, families of the deceased can queue to the left of the viewing gallery to pay your respects, and remember to catch the DVD and VHS release of yet another magnificent Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games! This is the Commentator, signing off!
DanielPT wrote:Life usually expires after 400 meters and always before reaching 2 laps or so. In essence, Life is short.
Collieafc wrote:I nominate Normal32 for ROTHG for killing himself with his own trap in a display of ineptitude
Though everybody on the final day bar Reject_dom deserves a HM for the pillow/scorpion manoeuvres
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
WaffleCat wrote:-- RedEyes504 eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.
