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1980 Belgian Grand Prix - Spa FrancorchampsDriver changesBeppe Gabbiani completed his one race ban, but is still on probation. Valentino Nicchi relinquishes his seat to Gabbiani.
Qualifying, Weather: Dry
The Spa track seems to be suited to the Lotus-Renault combination, withe the fiendishly fast combination gifting Alan Jones pole 7 tenths faster than Harvey Jones, who was half a second faster than the next non-Lotus runner, McAllister's Williams in 3rd. J-P Jabouille could on manage 8th in a poor effort from Renault, and Reutemann was blocked by some of the slower cars, and could only manage 25th on the grid. Restov impressed with a 13th place for Brancatelli, a mixed day for Merzario saw Andretti claim 5th position but Fittipaldi wallowing near the back of the grid, and both Tyrrells qualified again. Rupert Keegan just managed to scrape onto the grid, along with Deyan Rangelov, who will make his first start from the back of the grid. Pierre Depault, Roberto Horford, Padraig O'Connell, Siegfried Stohr, Thomas Nurmester, Piercarlo Ghinzani, Martin Rossler, Bruno Giacomelli, Alain Prost and Riccardo Patrese all missed the cut. Alain Porst and Patrese even managed to be a rejectful 11 seconds slower than Alan's pole time.
The Race - 42 laps, Weather:DryA good start from Alan Jones saw him lead into turn one, but the major action unfolded behind him. Perkins made a poor getaway, and was swamped off the line. Then, Beppe Gabbiani proved once again why he is a complete and utter muppet. Gabbiani didn’t brake early enough, slid into Lauda, and pushed him straight into the back of Perkins. Lauda lost his front right and Perkins his front left. Then, Gabbiani, still going waaaaay to fast, collided with his team mate Brancatelli, pushing him into Bellof’s Shadow, knocking his front wing off. These actions were missed by the race director during the race, and only came to light when he viewed the replay footage this morning. Beppe Gabbiani has earned himself
Reject of the Race, strong contention for Reject of the Year, and some bans. Specifically, that's a 3 race ban for dangerous driving, a 2 race ban for breaking the terms of his probation, and a one race ban for being a muppet. All in all, that's six races he has to sit out, and the banhammer has been safely replaced back into it's felt-lined hand-crafted wooden box.
The field struggled to get past the stricken cars, with Lammers being hit by Takagi, and Pironi driving into Perkins’ stationary car, putting Pironi out of the race ina stupid incident that would have earned him ROTRT had Gabbianbi not been such a plonker.
Scheckter thrillingly passed Alan through Raidillion to lead into Les Combes, but the Williams Honda couldn't pull away from the Lotus-Renault, Alan managing the gap well. Mario Andretti's strong starting position seemd to be ever more out of psoition, as he couldn't hold off Ed Kevin and J-P Jabouille, both drivers getting past Mario, demoting him to 8th.
Menawhile, at the back of the pack, Lammers had pitted for a new rear wing and Brancatelli for a new front wing on lap 1. Brancatelli was serviced and sent back out, but the RAM mechanics discovered something more serious was wrong with the RAM than a missing rear wing. A minute and a half of furious spanner weilding later, the RAM boys discovered that they couldn't fix the left rear suspension with a spanner some sweary words, forcing Lammers into the garage and early retirement.
Retirement seemed to be the in-thing around the Ardennes forest this weekend, as we were left with just 23 runners after 2 laps. Lauda, Perkins and Pironi were out on the spot thanks to the turn 1 shenanigans, Clarke's Wolf decided that changing gears was for muppets and that it would be far better off sticking in 2nd, Bellof's Ford turbo blew up spectacularly on the start/finish line, Lammers couldn't get going again, and Deyan Rangelov's Honda engine crapped itself heading down to Les Combes. In heartbreaking scenes, Rangelov was forced to stop after just one lap of his F1 debut, from 20th position.
Back at the sharp end of the 23 runners, Kevin passed Jabouille after going side-by-side through Les Combes, for the all-important last points position. Andretti behind in 8th place was being threatened by a resurgent McAllister in 9th, but the Spaniard couldn't get past, and never did, as his Honda engine decided to succumb to the latest fashion of retirement.
Nigel Mansell dropped out after an unispiring 5 laps at the back of the pack, and the field started to settle down. Scheckter lead Jones lead Piquet lead Jones lead Kevin led Laffite starting lap 10, but in the midfield, Carlos Reutemann was trying to make progress after the dissapointing qualifying. Carlos had worked his way up to 12th and was battling with Villeneuve's Ferrari, Henton's Shadow and Surer's Audi, a pack in which he would stay for most of the race.
Derek Daly limped into the pits to retire his McLaren on lap 10, but a shocking reitrement from the front changed the face of the race. Jody Scheckter and Alan Jones had come across Rupert Keegan in the JLD, who didn't put up too much resistance to being lapped through Stavelot, but as the TV cameras waited at Blanchimont for Scheckter's white and green WIlliams to appear first, Alan Jones' Lotus screamed past, followed by Keegan, without Scheckter in sight! Scheckter's gearbox had jammed in 3rd gear exiting Stavelot, and Jones snaked past, whilst Jody was left to crawl back to the pits, stuck on the limiter, and rue what might have been.
Alan now lead by 5 and a half seconds back to Piquet and Alan, but now the race started to settle down. Piquet and Harvey couldn't make any dent into Alan's lead, and the only bit of action came when Henton and Reutemann, who had shaken Surer and the rest, passed Gabbiani for tenth. The stewards were unaware of Gabbiani's actions at thhis stage in the race, although word was beggining to filter back to them thanks to a seething Lauda talking to the press.
Mario Andretti had managed to pass J-P Jabouille, and Scheckter's retirement had elevated Mario to 6th and a point. Alan Jones set about increasing his lead to 11 seconds on lap 22, when Harvey Jones' Lotus spun onto the infield at Les Combes from an unchallenged 3rd position. Harvey climbed out of his car folornly, the chance to extend hsi championship lead over the non-finishing Perkins had gone begging thanks to suspension failure, probably caused by a knock from Scheckter at turn 1 on the first lap.
Alan and Piquet were now unchallenged at the front, Piquet unable to make an indent into Alan's lead 11 second back, and Jacques Laffite a further 17 seconds back in 3rd. Mario found himself in 5th, but when team mate Fittipaldi retired on lap 22 with engine failure from 8th psoition, Mario began to panic, and with reason - when one Merzario retires, the other one usually follows suit shortly after. And he was right to be worried. Brake failure ended his day 4 laps later, with the whole Merzario garage looking on in disbeleif, frustration and dissapointment.
Jabouille had retired a lap before Fittipaldi, and Ed Kevin also retired from the points on lap 29, the Talbot engine crying "Finis! Finis!". Guy Ligier was reported to have cried "Merde". Villeneuve ended a dissapointing day for Ferrari with suspension failure and an examination of the bariers on lap 31, as had a totally oblivious Beppe Gabbiani.
The pack remained in the smae order, save for Rupert Keegan dropping out on lap 37, till the chequered flag. Alan Jones thoroughly deserved his win from pole, collecting fastest lap on the way to complete the first hat-trick of the season, with Piquet in a solid 2nd place. Laffite benefitted from retirements of the faster cars, and Rene Arnoux led an anonymous race to claim 4th for Ferrari, the first Prancing Horse points finish. Rene was running 9th by lap 10, and the gradual retirement of faster runners ahead elevated him further and further into the points. Guilliame Gauthier was similarly anonymous, but strong in a relatively slow McLaren, and is incidentally the only man to finish all 4 races this season, while Reutemann held on for a point. Surer recorded his first finish in 7th and a lap down, ahead of Takagi, who didn't have a chance to collide with Andretti this time out. Sutherland quietly came home 9th in the Arrows, ahead of Brancatelli - who could have been on for a mega result and Restov's first points if not for Gabbiani's stupid actions.
This time out,
Drive of the Race goes to Alan Jones, for a commanding win, and Carlos Reutemann, for 25th to 4th
Results:
Pictures:
The start

Gabbiani pushes Lauda

Lauda strikes Piquet

Gabbiani slides on down into Brancatelli

Brancatelli hits Bellof

Pironi hits Perkins' stopped car.


J-P.J. and the Leinsterman side by side

Mansell retires

Scheckter leads commandingly


Action from Reutemann, Henton, Gabbiani, Fittipaldi, Surer, and Villeneuve

Harvey retires

JPJ's smouldering Renault denies him points. Remind you of 1979?

Villeneuve's suspension failure piches him into the barrier at Stavelot

Alan Jones wins the race, Reutemann avoids being lapped.
Driver's Championship1. Harvey Jones - 17
= Alan Jones - 17
3. Larry Perkins - 13
4. Callum McAllister - 12
= Nelson Piquet - 12
= Jody Scheckter - 12
7. Jacques Laffite - 8
8. Jean-Pierre Jabouille - 7
9. Carlos Reutemann - 4
10. Edward Kevin - 3
= Rene Arnoux - 3
= Guilliame Gaithier - 3
13. Mario Andretti - 1
Constructor's Championship1. Lotus-Renault - 34
2. Brabham-Renault - 25
3. Williams-Honda - 24
4. Renault - 13
5. Ligier-Talbot - 11
6. McLaren-Ford - 3
7. Ferrari - 3
8. Merzario-Lamborghini - 1