Grand Prix Rejects

watka wrote:Everyone starts complaining about the lack of overtaking again. Red Bull dominate the championship even more so than this year.

Cigarette advertising is allowed in F1 again.

Onxy Wrecked wrote:And will end up in legal trouble for serving fugu resulting in death of a patron.

F1 Intro music is played on an organ.

East Londoner wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:And will end up in legal trouble for serving fugu resulting in death of a patron.

F1 Intro music is played on an organ.

All of a sudden, the masked Kane turns up on an F1 grid. He gets ready to chokeslam Vettel, but swerves us all and chokeslams Hamilton, Webber and Talent Chilton instead. He then pulls off his red suit and mask to reveal.......CORPORATE KANE, who's allied with Ecclestone and Todt.

Oasis reform and play a concert at the British Grand Prix in 2014.

FMecha wrote:^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

pi314159 wrote:

FMecha wrote:^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

Life Racing Engines becomes the single supplier, and no car makes it to the finish.

Formula 1 gets a full 26-car grid.

dr-baker wrote:

pi314159 wrote:

FMecha wrote:^As a 24 Hours of Lemons entratant.

The FIA decides to allow, and mandate, W12 engines, for F1.

Life Racing Engines becomes the single supplier, and no car makes it to the finish.

Formula 1 gets a full 26-car grid.

It's like early 2010 all over again. One team does not get a car ready, another team goes bust in three years, and another two are perennial backbackers.

Adrian Newey returns to Williams, and Williams become regular winners again.

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

dr-baker wrote:

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

roblomas52 wrote:

dr-baker wrote:

Freeze-O-Kimi wrote:Farique Hairuman, Andy Neate, Chris James and the 2011 version of Liam Griffin revive Proton and race for them in the BTCC next year

They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

Damon files for insolvency after the first race.

Top Gear do the Nurburgribg 24 Hours in a modified Relient Robin...

dr-baker wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:

dr-baker wrote:They all qualify at the back together, eliminate each other Spa-98-style, and the problem is solved. However, it does require the safety car for laps 2-5 each and every race.

Damon Hill revives his father's team, and like his father, races Lolas (albeit without Damon as a driver) and races their own chassis in year 2 with more success.

Damon files for insolvency after the first race.

Top Gear do the Nurburgribg 24 Hours in a modified Relient Robin...

Clearly they don't make past even the first apex...

Bernie Ecclestone puts a plan in place for leaving, and is out of F1 by 2020...

FMecha wrote:^Prodrive is still rejected from entering the sport.

A new rule is introduced where all cars must be colored black, no sponsors, no car numbers, nothing. And the helmet designs must also be black.

Dark77 wrote:Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

AxelP800 wrote:

Dark77 wrote:Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

Driver refused to take part in Indy 500 because they destroyed the Indianapolis Motor Speedway's shape.

Old Hockenheim revived and the current layout is removed

FMecha wrote:

AxelP800 wrote:

Dark77 wrote:Like Mansell in 1993, his inexperience on oval circuits causes him to misjudge the restart speed at Indy and he finishes a distant 3rd.

Indianapolis Motor Speedway adds a dogleg between turns 2 and 3.

Driver refused to take part in Indy 500 because they destroyed the Indianapolis Motor Speedway's shape.

Old Hockenheim revived and the current layout is removed

Marshals whine again about bringing drivers that is out of a race.

Somebody enters a repurposed former Group B rally car as a GT300 entrant.

roblomas52 wrote:I become the boss of the F.I.A in a few years time...

roblomas52 wrote:I become the boss of the F.I.A in a few years time...

Onxy Wrecked wrote:Hiro Matsushita plagues F1 from 1990 to 1998 with a fist full of Panasonic money.

eichy wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:Hiro Matsushita plagues F1 from 1990 to 1998 with a fist full of Panasonic money.

He manages 4th in a random race and escapes having a profile on this site.

Minardi and Brabham return to F1.

watka wrote:Formula 1 introduces a reverse grid system to replace qualifying.

Aerospeed wrote:The system uses car numbers, so car #1 always ends up on pole...

Onxy Wrecked wrote:A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

He swerves around it and it's removed by a marshal.

Leimer actually gets an F1 drive.

watka wrote:

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:A shoe is dropped in front of one of the leaders in a F1 GP.

He swerves around it and it's removed by a marshal.

Leimer actually gets an F1 drive.

In free practice only.

Indycar folds and all of the teams join F1, with prequalifying reintroduced.

Onxy Wrecked wrote:For a new Eddie Cheever Indy Car team

Psychedelic liveries are allowed in F1.

Cynon wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:For a new Eddie Cheever Indy Car team

Psychedelic liveries are allowed in F1.

Nobody uses them and every team reverts to boring liveries.

The dull trackside at Hockenheim is replaced with many transplanted trees, making it as scenic as the old layout used to be, but, obviously, far more exciting.

roblomas52 wrote:I won a motor race.

Onxy Wrecked wrote:It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

roblomas52 wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

On R factor.

The BTCC had a race on Buckmore Park

FMecha wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:

Onxy Wrecked wrote:It's from a rainout where Danica was running 20th and gambled on it being rained out shortening the distance.

Dave Blaney finally wins a NASCAR race in Sprint Cup.

On R factor.

The BTCC had a race on Buckmore Park

Cars can't fit in the kart track.

Vanuatu GP actually happens.

roblomas52 wrote:f1 cars are allowed to enter the Le Mans 24 hours

FMecha wrote:

roblomas52 wrote:f1 cars are allowed to enter the Le Mans 24 hours

The cars have to be repurposed first, but that doesn't matter. The problem lies in reliability.

A cup car series is held for Dacia/Renault Duster.