Caption this!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 06 Jul 2012, 04:53

"You've changed things."

"Forever."

"There's no going back."

"See, to them, you're just a freak."

"Like me!"

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 06 Jul 2012, 07:23

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Ridin' into the danger zone

- Kenny Loggins 1986

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 06 Jul 2012, 12:33

Rejected poster for The Incredible Hulk.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 09 Jul 2012, 16:05

Caption this :

Hint : The clue is in the background

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 09 Jul 2012, 17:03

The 2012 FIA Action For Road Safety public heads. Michael Schumacher declined politely the offer, so Fernando Alonso was given his place instead.

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 09 Jul 2012, 17:18

madmark1974 wrote:Caption this :

Hint : The clue is in the background

I suppose you're talking about "road safety" :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Jul 2012, 17:20

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
madmark1974 wrote:Caption this :

Hint : The clue is in the background

I suppose you're talking about "road safety"

Alonso's probably their road safety instructor :lol:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 09 Jul 2012, 17:42

redbulljack14 wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:I suppose you're talking about "road safety"

Alonso's probably their road safety instructor

Nelsinho Piquet wasn't available, so they had to resort to Alonso.

Lord Fiddlebottom · Post by **Lord Fiddlebottom** » 09 Jul 2012, 23:38

Captain Hammer wrote:

When asked to demonstrate for a group of local kids how to safely cross a busy street, Michael made an unfortunate mistake.

I know this joke doesn't work for everyone

Pamphlet · Post by **Pamphlet** » 10 Jul 2012, 00:01

"I can't control myself. Lotus made me do it. I think they mentioned some bearded German..."

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 10 Jul 2012, 00:25

"I can't dance, I can't talk, the only thing about me is the way that I walk."

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 10 Jul 2012, 02:39

Guy on right: And just look at this idiot.

RealRacingRoots · Post by **RealRacingRoots** » 10 Jul 2012, 03:27

Senna doing his best Nick Heidfeld impression.

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 10 Jul 2012, 14:46

And WHAT is Senna doing? I never thought I'd be saying that about a driver with the last name Senna.

golic_2004 · Post by **golic_2004** » 10 Jul 2012, 14:47

With the exception of Alonso this is a FAIL :lol:

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 10 Jul 2012, 16:06

"...she's just a girl who says that I am the one...."

Pamphlet · Post by **Pamphlet** » 10 Jul 2012, 16:31

"Hey, Fernando, I have convinced, you know, Luca and Stefano to extend my contract, you know..."
"..."

Later that day...

"Hey, lord Fernando, formula1.com says you, you know, took my, you know, wife and son, you know..."
"..."

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 11 Jul 2012, 12:34

Pamphlet wrote:

Massa : Wow, I drove a great race and got 4th
Fernando : I hope he does not see this 2nd place throphy behind my back....

Ferrarist · Post by **Ferrarist** » 11 Jul 2012, 16:31

Klon wrote:

"I can't dance, I can't talk, the only thing about me is the way that I walk."

You've totally won this thread!

razta · Post by **razta** » 12 Jul 2012, 06:43

CoopsII wrote:
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Ridin' into the danger zone

- Kenny Loggins 1986

check my "Mercedes GP" Version of TopGUN

http://player.vimeo.com/video/38449302

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 12 Jul 2012, 07:41

"Fernando, could you please name the first housemate you would like to nomination for eviction..."

Lord Fiddlebottom · Post by **Lord Fiddlebottom** » 12 Jul 2012, 12:38

CoopsII wrote:
"Fernando, could you please name the first housemate you would like to nomination for eviction..."

"The other dude, err .. what's his name ... you know, the other one with the red cap."

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 12 Jul 2012, 19:15

"Wow, this really is a throne fit for a queen. If ya get what I mean

"

SuperAguri · Post by **SuperAguri** » 12 Jul 2012, 22:13

pasta_maldonado wrote:

Reverand : I hear that we have been choosen to head up the FIA Road Safety campaign.
Massa : Sorry guys, I am not allowed to join the big boys club as I have not seen the podium this year, I will have to beg Nando to take my place.
Hammy : What is up with that? Everyone knows we three best represent road safety in F1.

Madmark1974 wrote:

Nando : So I told Massa that I would do this if he promised to drive like a rock ape so he would never get a podium this year.
Hammy and the Reverand chuckle lightly.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 13 Jul 2012, 04:59

"This is how all racing drivers pose for photos ... right?"

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 13 Jul 2012, 06:43

Crouching Driver, Hidden Talent.

razta · Post by **razta** » 13 Jul 2012, 07:09

CoopsII wrote:Crouching Driver, Hidden Talent.

BRILLIANT!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 13 Jul 2012, 07:37

razta · Post by **razta** » 13 Jul 2012, 17:54

stupot94 · Post by **stupot94** » 13 Jul 2012, 18:40

They told me I had chance with Fellali

(I love this Charles)

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 13 Jul 2012, 20:58

GET TO DA COPPA!!!

AdrianSutil · Post by **AdrianSutil** » 13 Jul 2012, 22:16

"Stare into my eyes! Not around the eyes, into the eyes!"

Ben Gilbert · Post by **Ben Gilbert** » 14 Jul 2012, 13:18

AdrianSutil wrote:
"Stare into my eyes! Not around the eyes, into the eyes!"

"You did not, I repeat, not see me crash into the undergrowth on my last lap and rip off both front wheels. And three, two, one: you're back in the room."

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] · Post by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 14 Jul 2012, 16:48

Ferrarist wrote:
Klon wrote:

"I can't dance, I can't talk, the only thing about me is the way that I walk."

You've totally won this thread!

Actually he is dancing, maybe! :lol:

Post by **tommykl** » 15 Jul 2012, 11:04

Here's one I posted at the temporary forum:

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 15 Jul 2012, 13:21

The Annual General Meeting of F1's Moustache Appreciation Society gets out of hand...

Post by **tommykl** » 15 Jul 2012, 13:49

Toulo: Clay, what did I say about you winning this race? I told you I wanted to be the only Swiss to win the British GP! Now I'll have to do the same as I did to Jo back in '68...

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 15 Jul 2012, 17:26

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 15 Jul 2012, 17:58

pasta_maldonado wrote:

Jacques Villeneuve is a Jacques Villeneuve.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 15 Jul 2012, 19:12

pasta_maldonado wrote:

I'm more concerned that some muppet dares to charge $27.09 for his "music" album. And follows it with a bad sarcastic joke.