Grand Prix Rejects

Rejected poster for The Incredible Hulk.

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The 2012 FIA Action For Road Safety public heads. Michael Schumacher declined politely the offer, so Fernando Alonso was given his place instead.

madmark1974 wrote:Caption this :



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I suppose you're talking about "road safety"

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:

madmark1974 wrote:Caption this :



Hint : The clue is in the background

I suppose you're talking about "road safety"

Alonso's probably their road safety instructor

redbulljack14 wrote:

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:I suppose you're talking about "road safety"

Alonso's probably their road safety instructor

Nelsinho Piquet wasn't available, so they had to resort to Alonso.

Captain Hammer wrote:

When asked to demonstrate for a group of local kids how to safely cross a busy street, Michael made an unfortunate mistake.

I know this joke doesn't work for everyone

"I can't control myself. Lotus made me do it. I think they mentioned some bearded German..."

Guy on right: And just look at this idiot.

Senna doing his best Nick Heidfeld impression.

And WHAT is Senna doing? I never thought I'd be saying that about a driver with the last name Senna.

With the exception of Alonso this is a FAIL

"...she's just a girl who says that I am the one...."

"Hey, Fernando, I have convinced, you know, Luca and Stefano to extend my contract, you know..."
"..."

Later that day...


"Hey, lord Fernando, formula1.com says you, you know, took my, you know, wife and son, you know..."
"..."

Pamphlet wrote:

Massa : Wow, I drove a great race and got 4th
Fernando : I hope he does not see this 2nd place throphy behind my back....

Klon wrote:

"I can't dance, I can't talk, the only thing about me is the way that I walk."

You've totally won this thread!

CoopsII wrote:
Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the track
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Ridin' into the danger zone

- Kenny Loggins 1986

check my "Mercedes GP" Version of TopGUN

http://player.vimeo.com/video/38449302

"Fernando, could you please name the first housemate you would like to nomination for eviction..."

CoopsII wrote:
"Fernando, could you please name the first housemate you would like to nomination for eviction..."

"The other dude, err .. what's his name ... you know, the other one with the red cap."

"Wow, this really is a throne fit for a queen. If ya get what I mean "

pasta_maldonado wrote:

Reverand : I hear that we have been choosen to head up the FIA Road Safety campaign.
Massa : Sorry guys, I am not allowed to join the big boys club as I have not seen the podium this year, I will have to beg Nando to take my place.
Hammy : What is up with that? Everyone knows we three best represent road safety in F1.

Madmark1974 wrote:

Nando : So I told Massa that I would do this if he promised to drive like a rock ape so he would never get a podium this year.
Hammy and the Reverand chuckle lightly.

Crouching Driver, Hidden Talent.

CoopsII wrote:Crouching Driver, Hidden Talent.

BRILLIANT!

They told me I had chance with Fellali

(I love this Charles)

"Stare into my eyes! Not around the eyes, into the eyes!"

AdrianSutil wrote:
"Stare into my eyes! Not around the eyes, into the eyes!"

"You did not, I repeat, not see me crash into the undergrowth on my last lap and rip off both front wheels. And three, two, one: you're back in the room."

Ferrarist wrote:

Klon wrote:

"I can't dance, I can't talk, the only thing about me is the way that I walk."

You've totally won this thread!

Actually he is dancing, maybe!

Here's one I posted at the temporary forum:

The Annual General Meeting of F1's Moustache Appreciation Society gets out of hand...

Toulo: Clay, what did I say about you winning this race? I told you I wanted to be the only Swiss to win the British GP! Now I'll have to do the same as I did to Jo back in '68...

pasta_maldonado wrote:

Jacques Villeneuve is a Jacques Villeneuve.

pasta_maldonado wrote:

I'm more concerned that some muppet dares to charge $27.09 for his "music" album. And follows it with a bad sarcastic joke.