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WeirdKerr
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by WeirdKerr » 15 Jul 2012, 22:02
lol
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by Nuppiz » 16 Jul 2012, 11:59
And here's a more humorous caption:
The evolution of Jacques Villeneuve, brought to you by Google Images.
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying: "The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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by Pamphlet » 16 Jul 2012, 14:56
I have no words for this, much less a full caption.
Sticking his neck on the line, one post at a time. Oh, and Singapore is still better than Monaco.
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by Rusujuur » 16 Jul 2012, 15:14
Pamphlet wrote: Sold my soul to the devil and all I got was this lousy hairdo...
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by FullMetalJack » 16 Jul 2012, 15:50
Rusujuur wrote: Pamphlet wrote: Sold my soul to the devil and all I got was this lousy hairdo...
Should have sold his soul to Milhouse, he would have least got 5 bucks.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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by Londoner » 16 Jul 2012, 16:04
Everything about this image is bathplugging brilliant! Especially the definitions of old Jacques.
Fetzie on Ferrari wrote: How does a driver hurtling around a race track while they're sous-viding in their overalls have a better understanding of the race than a team of strategy engineers in an air-conditioned room?l
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by CoopsII » 16 Jul 2012, 16:29
"Casting for the role of Wolverine in the new X-Men reboot began today..."
Just For One Day...
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by Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 17 Jul 2012, 17:13
East Londoner wrote: Everything about this image is bathplugging brilliant! Especially the definitions of old Jacques.
I have to agree.
I'm Perry McCarthy and Taki Inoue's fan number 1 and I always will be. My twitter: @Miluuu_Sunshine
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by RealRacingRoots » 17 Jul 2012, 18:09
The upgrades to Fernando have improved downforce.
EDIT:
A true F1 Reject user uses Internet Explorer.
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by dr-baker » 18 Jul 2012, 13:51
RealRacingRoots wrote: A true F1 Reject user uses Internet Explorer.
I knew it! I still use IE7!
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
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by golic_2004 » 18 Jul 2012, 15:12
RealRacingRoots wrote: The fifth image is most accurate to the truth.
an egghead? Oh dear.
<---- Jacques behaves like a baby
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by golic_2004 » 18 Jul 2012, 15:13
Pamphlet wrote: I have no words for this, much less a full caption.
Why do I see Dragon Ball Z in this picture
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by pasta_maldonado » 18 Jul 2012, 15:33
dr-baker wrote: RealRacingRoots wrote: A true F1 Reject user uses Internet Explorer.
I knew it! I still use IE7!
If Internet Explor had been around in the 90's, it would have sponsored Pacific.
Klon wrote: more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
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by Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 18 Jul 2012, 15:58
pasta_maldonado wrote: dr-baker wrote: RealRacingRoots wrote: A true F1 Reject user uses Internet Explorer.
I knew it! I still use IE7!
If Internet Explor had been around in the 90's, it would have sponsored Pacific.
Why not Andrea Moda?
I'm Perry McCarthy and Taki Inoue's fan number 1 and I always will be. My twitter: @Miluuu_Sunshine
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by pasta_maldonado » 18 Jul 2012, 16:15
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote: pasta_maldonado wrote: dr-baker wrote: I knew it! I still use IE7!
If Internet Explor had been around in the 90's, it would have sponsored Pacific.
Why not Andrea Moda?
The Andrea Moda S921 makes Windows ME and Windows Vista look like the most reliable things of all time
Klon wrote: more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
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by SeedStriker » 18 Jul 2012, 20:48
Pamphlet wrote: Fernando posing for Channel Speed's preview clip of the season (watch the video)
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by tristan1117 » 19 Jul 2012, 00:48
SeedStriker wrote: Pamphlet wrote: Fernando posing for Channel Speed's preview clip of the season (watch the video)
Those things are getting more and more bizarre... I wouldn't be surprised if we see an Alonso/Batman thing show up in Germany.
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by Cynon » 19 Jul 2012, 04:00
I'm
CATMAAAN !!
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by RealRacingRoots » 19 Jul 2012, 20:10
It's not likely since Daniel Melrose plays on rookie difficulty.
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by Klon » 19 Jul 2012, 21:08
Michael Schumacher: "
Hey, kennt ihr den schon? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Timo und einer Schnecke? Die Schnecke dreht sich im Regen nicht! " (Translated from German: What's the difference between Timo and a snail? The snail doesn't spin in the wet.)
Mark Webber: "
I don't understand anything these guys say. "
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by Shizuka » 20 Jul 2012, 04:54
Webber: "Help... Germans... Germans everywhere!"
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14:03 RaikkonenPlsCare There's some water in water
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by FMecha » 20 Jul 2012, 05:14
RealRacingRoots wrote: It's not likely since Daniel Melrose plays on rookie difficulty.
Oi! You have made me to invoke
Melrose's Law !
Also, Melrose retires after 2010 F1 season... for F1RWRS.
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by RealRacingRoots » 20 Jul 2012, 06:07
FMecha wrote: RealRacingRoots wrote: It's not likely since Daniel Melrose plays on rookie difficulty.
Oi! You have made me to invoke
Melrose's Law !
Also, Melrose retires after 2010 F1 season... for F1RWRS.
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by CoopsII » 20 Jul 2012, 06:36
"Ach, ze Australians are such a dour race, zey haf no sense of humour!"
Just For One Day...
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by pasta_maldonado » 21 Jul 2012, 14:03
Caption this :
Klon wrote: more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
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by Aerospeed » 21 Jul 2012, 14:04
pasta_maldonado wrote: Caption this :
I don't think this needs a caption. Does this ad really exist???
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen
Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
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by pasta_maldonado » 21 Jul 2012, 14:15
JeremyMcClean wrote: I don't think this needs a caption. Does this ad really exist???
Sadly, no, It's just something I knocked up in 20-30 mins in Paint.net
Klon wrote: more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
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by lostpin » 21 Jul 2012, 20:32
I'm sure that this ad does wonders for Massa's confidence.
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by dinizintheoven » 23 Jul 2012, 13:33
JeremyMcClean wrote: pasta_maldonado wrote: Caption this :
I don't think this needs a caption. Does this ad really exist???
Jd'A: "I don't get it, Fernando. What is a racing driver?"
FA: "It's not as if you're ever going to find out at Virgin..."
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time: "...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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by TomWazzleshaw » 25 Jul 2012, 10:35
Biscione wrote: "Some Turkemenistani gulag repurposed for residential use" is the best way yet I've heard to describe North / East Glasgow.
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by Aerospeed » 25 Jul 2012, 14:34
Wizzie wrote: Is this even F1 related??
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen
Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM
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by solarcold » 25 Jul 2012, 15:07
JeremyMcClean wrote: Wizzie wrote: Is this even F1 related??
This is the Iceman, u'kno.
"Here's your car. Go nuts."Dallara, 2010
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by mario » 25 Jul 2012, 15:26
solarcold wrote: JeremyMcClean wrote: Wizzie wrote: Is this even F1 related??
This is the Iceman, u'kno.
I'm still at a bit of a loss as to what is going on in that picture though...
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning: "The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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by golic_2004 » 25 Jul 2012, 16:03
Wizzie wrote: Iceman fails at hitching a ride?
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by pasta_maldonado » 25 Jul 2012, 16:15
Raikkonen: Fence in Finland lower than this.
Klon wrote: more liek Nick Ass-idy amirite?
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by SuperAguri » 25 Jul 2012, 16:20
Vettel : This was meant to be a German F1 drivers press conference with the ones that had not won an F1 race sitting behind us. However I guess someone confused my team mate with Nick Heidfeld.
Schumacher : Easy mistake to make as they both look as happy as each other when they come 2nd behind their team mate.
Raikkonen unsuccessful tries to escape from the magnum factory with his stolen loot.
<@Ataxia> these people are making a mess of their crepe suzettes
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by Aerospeed » 25 Jul 2012, 17:02
Let's break it down!
Mistakes in potatoes will ALWAYS happen
Trulli bad puns... IN JAIL NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM