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Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Aug 2012, 16:40
by Wallio
SeedStriker wrote:madmark1974 wrote:
Felipe, the wave is faster than you.
Seed, you bugger, you made me spit take all over my desk at work!
Well Done ten internets for you!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Aug 2012, 21:58
by TomWazzleshaw
madmark1974 wrote:
Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first
)
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Aug 2012, 22:03
by Aerospeed
Wizzie wrote:madmark1974 wrote:
Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first
)
The endless "Perez to Ferrari" rumours? Or maybe his performance in Malaysia? Or both?
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Aug 2012, 22:05
by Ataxia
Wizzie wrote:madmark1974 wrote:
Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first
)
Martin Brundle wrote:Perez, who’s only stopped once and the others have felt the need to stop three times. Can the boy walk on water as well?
10 points for me, please
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Aug 2012, 22:06
by TomWazzleshaw
JeremyMcClean wrote:Wizzie wrote:madmark1974 wrote:
Wow, so Perez can drive on water after all. (10 points for whoever can guess the reference first
)
The endless "Perez to Ferrari" rumours? Or maybe his performance in Malaysia? Or both?
No. One needs to think all the way back to his debut race to find it
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 08 Aug 2012, 23:33
by Ataxia
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Martin Brundle wrote:Perez, who’s only stopped once and the others have felt the need to stop three times. Can the boy walk on water as well?
10 points for me, please
Wizzie wrote:No. One needs to think all the way back to his debut race to find it
WHERE ARE MY INTERNETS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFBtuAVAzw
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 09 Aug 2012, 22:52
by Cynon
Guys, I think I have a slight water leak...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Aug 2012, 07:06
by TomWazzleshaw
BaconLettuceNinja wrote:BaconLettuceNinja wrote:Martin Brundle wrote:Perez, who’s only stopped once and the others have felt the need to stop three times. Can the boy walk on water as well?
10 points for me, please
Wizzie wrote:No. One needs to think all the way back to his debut race to find it
WHERE ARE MY INTERNETS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhFBtuAVAzw
Ah. Must have missed it when I posted the first time.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Aug 2012, 18:09
by UncreativeUsername37
Caption this:
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Aug 2012, 18:20
by pasta_maldonado
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Caption this:
'Is YOUR Hamster too fast? Does it screech around the cage like Aryton Senna? Doesit ever stop to cool down? If so, then don't fear- HELP IS AT HAND. Buy NEW Forti-Diet Hamster food today! Guarranteed to make your hamster fall foul of the 107% rule, paint itself a ghastly shade of yellow, and allow itself to inevitably be sold to a suspicious Irish consortium*!'
*WARNING:Hamster may catch fire after consumption. Badly.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Aug 2012, 20:09
by golic_2004
Wallio wrote:SeedStriker wrote:madmark1974 wrote:
Felipe, the wave is faster than you.
Seed, you bugger, you made me spit take all over my desk at work!
Well Done ten internets for you!
Favorited this
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 10 Aug 2012, 20:17
by golic_2004
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Caption this:
Oh look, it's Badoer and Montermini.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 11 Aug 2012, 16:41
by Ataxia
UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Caption this:
Forti-Diet: Certainly not fast food...
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 18 Aug 2012, 15:27
by SuperAguri
madmark1974 wrote:How about this one?
FIA new off circuit traps working well.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 19 Aug 2012, 06:44
by TomWazzleshaw
Bernie's new sprinkler system didn't quite work as intended
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 22 Aug 2012, 14:41
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
Hamsters are faster than Forti cars.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 20:35
by ADx_Wales
Long see no time, here's one for ya
Herbert on the left, Arnoux on the right.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 22:00
by DOSBoot
What?! This is the Gran Turismo acadamy, and not the Forza Motorspot acadamy?!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 22:07
by Aerospeed
Johnny Herbert attempts to do his best Murray Walker impression.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 26 Aug 2012, 06:58
by Shizuka
"Here's Johnny! You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day we never had gadgets like the PlayStation 3, all we ever had was a SNES and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 26 Aug 2012, 08:48
by pasta_maldonado
Johnny Herbert on being told the fate of everyone else at Benetton
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 26 Aug 2012, 09:04
by FullMetalJack
Shizuka wrote:"Here's Johnny! You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day we never had gadgets like the PlayStation 3, all we ever had was a SNES and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert."
Knew someone would say that or something similar.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 27 Aug 2012, 03:51
by SuperAguri
Shizuka wrote:"Here's Johnny! You pack of badminton playing ponces need to grow a pair. In my day we never had gadgets like the PlayStation 3, all we ever had was a SNES and a blond bastard called Johnny Herbert."
Arnoux : Johnny, you blonde haired bottom gravy stain. In my day we never had the SNES, just black and white dots whizzing down the screen and a turbo charge master called Rene Arnoux.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 27 Aug 2012, 09:07
by RonDenisDeletraz
Forti would like to announce Richard Hammond at their new driver for the 1996 season.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 09:18
by Captain Hammer
"He's a double Formula 1 World Champion. She's a two-time Grammy-nominated recording artist. Together, they fight crime!"
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 18:21
by takagi_for_the_win
Captain Hammer wrote:
Despite his worst fears, Vettel found out that farting on a first date doesn't always lead to instant rejection.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 19:04
by pasta_maldonado
Vettel: And then Felipe said to me.....he's still got it!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 30 Aug 2012, 20:45
by DOSBoot
Vettel: ...and then Lewis said "Cause I'm black!".
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 07:01
by Shizuka
"And then I said "Mark, you will win this race!""
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 02 Sep 2012, 22:03
by Ferrim
"I had just done a perfect lap, no one could go faster than that... then I looked at the time sheets to check out Schumacher's time..."
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 04 Sep 2012, 09:16
by razta
The Moment when you ask Damon Hill an awkward question about Spa 98... absolute silence!!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2012, 01:40
by QuickYoda41
AdrianSutil wrote:
I WILL DESTROY EVERYONE!!!
Just found this from March about how captions are wicked prophecies at the same time.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2012, 05:21
by Cynon
Grosjean got 5 cars in turn one?! WELL I WILL GET 6!!!!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2012, 13:11
by MinardiFan95
No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 06 Sep 2012, 13:24
by Ferrarist
What plans does the evil Mr. Maldonado have for this weekend's Italian Grand Prix? Will our heroes from race control be able to stop, before he can inflict serious damage? Tune in next time, for a new episode of "The Race Control". Same time, same channel!
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 16:51
by Jocke1
Revelation 21:4
'And there shall be no more death'
Luca the Prophet
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 17:25
by Sunshine_Baby_[IT]
Best driver ever.
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 17:34
by WeirdKerr
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:Best driver ever.
Seconds later the area was knee deep in papaya.....
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 17:54
by pasta_maldonado
He had done it. Finally. In his mind, he was transported back to the start of the weekend.
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Alonso had fallen ill, a virus of some kind, what, he did not know, but all he did know was that Nando could not drive. Ferrari called on him to fill in. He was determined to do well. Perez, replacing Massa, had won the last two races, so the car was good. But was he? The Emperor expected. Maranello expected. The tifosi, gathered round their televisons, expected. The Old Man, watching on with great pride from the Great Paddock In The Sky, expected. The rest of the paddock grinned with uncontralable mirth as he stepped into the car. The last time he was in this situation, the Iceman had won, while he pottered around at the back with the Toro Rossos. Everyone doubted him. Who in their right mind would predict him to do well after that?
Of course, he accepted the role in a heartbeat. He could not decline - to drive for his team, his passion, was irresistable. He motivated himself in the back of the garage. Queit. Peaceful. He thought, he could do this. He could. And he would. With that, engines up and down the pitlane revved - qualifying had begun.
He climbed into the car, unrealistically calm amidst the weight of the expectation and the noise. But he was determined. Q1 and Q2 went by without anything too spectacular, 5th behind Hamilton's Mercedes in Q1 and seventh behind Guttierez's Sauber in Q2. He wasn't happy with what he'd done. He needed more, the world expected more. Without moving a muscle, he gathered his thoughts in the cockpit between Q2 and Q3. He imagined the course in his head - the lines, the gears, the throttle positions. 5 minutes of Q3 had elapsed - Ferrari engineers had allocated one run, and one run only. He went out to the track, focused. Perez had gone fastest, and was out of the car already. What could he do to match that?
The lap was perfect. Every corner came together perfectly. For him, the edges of the track became blurred. Time slowed down. The hum of the Ferrari V8 faded from his ears, to be replaced by the sound of his heartbeat. The line between the possible and the impossible, the reality and the fictional, the limit and beyond, disappeared. It was him and the machine - together, as one, setting the timesheets alight. The line approached and passed underneath the car in an instant, almost un noticed by him. He was pratically unconscious - mentally drained by his lap, his flight of fantasy.
Martin Brundle was speechless. Stefano Domenicali was speechless. Vettel spun off after trying to match that time. Perez, disgruntled, annoyed, slunk back to the motorhome. He had been beaten. By a seocnd. One second. Tifosi erupted in clebration around the world. He was on pole, and boy, could he not beleive it. He, Luca Badoer, was on pole, for the Korean Grand Prix
TO BE CONTINUED......
Re: Caption this!
Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 18:08
by solarcold
pasta_maldonado wrote:He, Luca Badoer, was on pole, for the Korean Grand Prix
TO BE CONTINUED...... [/i]
You, you.... You just managed to actually make me cry.
On topic: one of russian F1 fans wrote a short yet very emotional text about Luca, whom I'm very biased towards. I will find it, translate it and share with you, because it's something worth reading.
