Grand Prix Rejects

Posted: **15 Jan 2010, 22:11**

"Where's the f&^%ing KERS button!?"

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:09**

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:11**

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:21**

Ross Prawn wrote:

ok, for starters i know one of them is lewis hamilton
i know the otehr is nicole schitzinger
who is the third person and why is she interesting enough to make a caption about, i dont know what race its at, i do not have a clue who it is, and me writing this has actually made me think "why do i even care?", but yet im still typing.....now the universe is left to unravell in the vortex......and all that will be left is zsolt baumgartner.

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:25**

ADx_Wales wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote:

ok, for starters i know one of them is lewis hamilton
i know the otehr is nicole schitzinger
who is the third person and why is she interesting enough to make a caption about, i dont know what race its at, i do not have a clue who it is, and me writing this has actually made me think "why do i even care?", but yet im still typing.....now the universe is left to unravell in the vortex......and all that will be left is zsolt baumgartner.

OK. She is a woman. :shock:

I suggest you try your hand at the picture of the grey painted guy covering his todger with his hat.

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:41**

whoopdy wow, a woman in a garage, theres a first.

thats a bloke? thought it was a butch cassidy

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:43**

ADx_Wales wrote:whoopdy wow, a woman in a garage, theres a first.

thats a bloke? thought it was a butch cassidy

I think you've missed the point of this thread.

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 01:48**

Ok ive discovered via the wonderment of the modern era known as the internet, that that "woman" is a popular songstress known as buoyancy knowells, didnt know they were covered in sponsorships just like f1 drivers, not too sure about the fireproofs from below the waist, thats surely gonna singe her legs.

as for..

Heikki was so fed up of the performance of his mclaren that he decided to RUN the last 8 rounds of the season, but mclaren forced him to paint his skin the same colour as his team mates car to avoid FIA team issues.

happy now?!
iesu grist.

oh and...

this is what happens when you give bernie a blank rulebook for F1
LOOK all ferrari entry list.....TYPICAL

or

"Fernando, watch where your pointing that ski-stick, youll have someones....eye....out...with......"

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 09:14**

razta wrote:

Bernie unvails the FIA Wanter Olympics

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 13:25**

razta wrote:

2011 New budget cuts format
2012 As above but without snow (due to global warming and to once again reduce speed)

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 21:03**

Schuberth find a way round the restricted wind tunnel testing regulations.

Posted: **16 Jan 2010, 22:52**

Bernie Ecclestone: "Alright, which one of you glued the corner ofthe flag to my head?"

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 18:35**

Is that a tennis ball in your pocket?

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 18:51**

Michael (thinking): "Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't look..."

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 18:55**

Mercedes - playing those mind games together.

Any advantage is crucial, however tangential to racing.

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 19:15**

I had to add this too

Where is the Trulli Train?

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 19:36**

Who's bigger now, eh?

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 19:45**

Rosberg looks to the heavens for help in beating Michael...

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 21:02**

Jordan wrote:I had to add this too

Where is the Trulli Train?

Great, there's no Sutil in here!

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 21:24**

Hey Adrian, Couldn't you have signed for Mercedes instead.

Posted: **25 Jan 2010, 22:31**

Jordan wrote:

Holy $&*t! That's a lot of ice cream, where am I going to get a proportional amount of Coke?

Posted: **26 Jan 2010, 06:56**

Kaj Lindstrom: 100, danger over crest into one left...
Kimi Raikkonen: Ice... Cream... Ice... Cream...
Kaj: Brake! Brake! Brake! Brake!

Posted: **26 Jan 2010, 18:48**

Proof that Red Bull really does give you wings

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 09:07**

Nico Rosberg: "... Mistletoe?"

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 09:57**

Nico Rosberg: "Help me, Obi-Wn Kenobi. You're my only hope."

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 12:21**

The real reason that Kimi went to rallying; he had never seen so much ice cream (and Red Bull) ever before.

Posted: **27 Jan 2010, 13:51**

redbulljack14 wrote:

Hey Adrian, Couldn't you have signed for Mercedes instead.

... damnt it! is the cap! Without the cap he's much sexier than me!

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 11:11**

- Okay, can you lend us the car now?

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 11:16**

Kimi Raikkonen's high-flying example for why F1 drivers should go to rallying -- just stay the course, because there sure as hell won't be any overtaking on the track!

No truth to the rumor that Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton will be replaced at the last minute by Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker.

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 11:54**

redbulljack14 wrote:

Proof that Red Bull really does give you wings

... although winged-creatures belong in trees whereas Citroens don't.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/81120

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 12:03**

eytl wrote:
... although winged-creatures belong in trees whereas Citroens don't.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/81120

Did someone put up a picture of Sutil's Force India on that tree?

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 12:31**

When they asked if I wanted a new Ferrari and a kiss, this isn't what I had in mind.

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 12:34**

"JB said EQUALITY?"

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 12:48**

The following morning, Kimi knew that he had too much vodka the night before. The long hair was misleading.

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 13:07**

Meanwhile, at Kimi´s paddock...

Posted: **29 Jan 2010, 21:25**

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...

Posted: **30 Jan 2010, 04:09**

Cynon, why am I singing that to the tune of The Pretender by the Foo Fighters??

Michael Schumacher: "Trust me when I say this, Nico: you really don't want to beat me to the title."
Nico Rosberg: "Why's that?"
Michael Schumacher: "I like you. So let's just say that the last person who did that is about to get what's coming to him ..."

Meanwhile ...

Felipe Massa: "Shalow grave ... check. No witnesses ... check. Weapon ... check. Fernando?"
Fernando Alonso: "Yes?"
Felipe Massa: "I have a message for you from Michael Schumacher ..."

Posted: **30 Jan 2010, 11:57**

[quote="Jordan"]

[quote]
When I prayed for a Schumacher to be my team mate I was hoping for Ralph...

Posted: **01 Feb 2010, 00:13**

Robert Kubica: "Wait, what do you mean the team is to be called 'Spermbank Renault'? I thought Vitaly said it was 'Sberbank'!"

Posted: **01 Feb 2010, 00:23**

[quote="Captain Hammer"]

What do you mean that my contract has been bought by USF1 for their second seat???

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